🎵'Murika, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
'Murika, number one exporter of Imodium
All other countries have inferior Imodium
'Murika, home of Pfizer COVID vax
It last one year, sometime six month
Protection system a marvel to behold
It prevent 73% in 5 year-olds
'Murika, 'Murika you very nice place
From plains of Auburn to northern fence of New York
'Murika friend of all except other countries
We shoot them with gun and put bullet in their brain
'Murika, industry best in world
We invented cheeze whiz and leisure suit
'Murika's firearms, quickest in the region
We lead world in mass murder shootings
'Murika, 'Murika, you very nice place
From plains of Auburn to northern fence of New York
Come grasp mighty penis of our Leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!🎵