Saturday, September 03, 2022

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Some big matches in the English Short-Pants Football League today.

The Merseyside Derby is first of the day at 7:30 a.m. NCT amidst the row houses. Ev is in danger of relegation and will be all season. Livers put a Premier League record 9 past Shaken-not-Stirred last weekend.

The next one I'm interested in as at 10 bells. Nottingham plays at the City Ground against the aforementioned Cum-in-My-Mouth club.

West Ham was a big surprise last season and is in for a big test at Stamford Bridge agin' Swine Chelsea also toeing up at 10.

And second Manchester City plays at "Going down, down, down; I'm going down, down, down, Aston's Villains.

The most luminous match of the weekend is Sunday. Manchester United go for four straight against the so-far invincible Arsenal "Gunners" at Old Trafford at 11:30.

Some really nice games this weekend and I'm really looking forward to them.