🎵Saturday, in the park, I think it was the 4th of July, dun, dun, dun🎵

Good morning chickens of the sea. 

Football both short pants and scholarly tackle on top today.

At 10 bells across the pond second Manchester Haaland play 16th Southampton in the Second City. Only match of interest today. 'Morrow, first Arsenal and ninth (?!) Liverpool play in the Capitol. The second favorite club, Nottingham Forest, dead. last., losers of five straight, of the undersigned plays 14th Asti Spumante at the City Ground. Sheriffs desperately need a W.

In tackle at noon Brian Kelly's Chinese Bandit Tigers (25th) host number eight Rocky Top. Tenn. is a 2.5 point fave. Elle Esse Eww will cover, that is, probably win.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk! Nineteen Kansas welcomes the Horny Toads (17th) to Larry in what should be a couch burner. Tee Cee Eww is -7.5. Think KU gonna cover that one too.

Pigs play Dogs (23) in Cow Bell.

The Albern Lame Duck Plainsmen go betwixt the hedges to tangle with the Junkyard Dogs. Number two UGA is -28.

In "Other Eastern", wrecked Virginia Tech goes to the Confluence to meet creaky Pitt. Los Panteros are -14.5.