Sunday, May 28, 2023

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This series has been Chinese water torture, just like last season's. It seems like it has lasted forever, just like last season's. Last season's G7 loss off a Jimmy miss in the last seconds "crushed", the word is a cogno's, 601 Biscayne. Erik Spoelstra couldn't do the "autopsy" on the series for like a month. This playoff series we "snuck up", the phrase is brown turd's, on Beans. That is their arrogance, their low IQ. But hey, Groundhog Day, different season, same G7, this time in Boston. 

I can tell you one thing: Beans is not going to be unfocused in G7. They've had some of those games, they always have some of those games every playoff season, this series. T'ain't gonna happen agayne. They're going to come out with guns a blazin' like they did in G5. We don't have the same caliber guns. Boston can be tilted, they are a mentally and emotionally fragile team and the TD Garden crowd has the sound that rhymes with "clue" always on their lips, and if they are not giving full effort, if they "quit" as they did in G3 the green fannies will let them hear it. If JoeMaz reverts to JoeMaz, he will hear it. But I don't see the team quitting and JoeMaz has called three very good games. Miami was the most clutch team in the Association this regular season and dear God we almost pulled G6 out and banished those green monsters. But we didn't. As we didn't in the clutch in G7 last season. Erik Spoelstra made the correct roster move in inserting Caleb Martin for Kevin Love in G6 and Caleb had a tremendous game. But we still lost. It says here that Miami plays the clutch card to its detriment against this "Celtics" team. They're too clutch to outclutch. In the last two games, Miami either never led the whole game, G5, or led for a vanishingly short time, G6. It says here we can't play rope-a-dope and rely on clutch time. It says here we have to jump on Beans early and keep the pedal to the metal. Most importantly from where I sit, I would never have believed that Miami would have a one-point lead against this "Celtics" team when Jimmy and Bam shoot a combined 9/37. :o Look it up, Pilgrim, I ain't tellin' no false lies. But we were up one with 3" left and them shooting 9/37 and came within one-tenth of a second of winning. But we didn't. It says here that we will not win G7 with our two main guys shooting 9/37 and I don't think they will shoot that abysmally, but it's not going to be enough. Boston will win G7 and confine the "Heat" to historical ignominy as the only Association team ever, ever to lose a seven-game series after being up 3-0.

And that's the way it is, or the way I see it is. Good night.