Saturday, April 27, 2024

Which corporate team is more humiliated, 🚀Mortgage or 🎡?

We ask the deep ontological questions here. Let's proceed.

Both teams reinforced reputations: 🚀Mortgage for their headquarter city's culture of failure and the fetish for masochism (humiliation type).

🎡for their reputation as a work force of high school dropouts (in basketball) awarded PhD's (in basketball) and paid according to their fraudulent sheepskins.

🚀Mortgage lost by 23 to an extremely similarly dull group of Amway employees in a seminar taught in an Amway classroom with Amway professors who spoke a language that might as well have been Chinese to the Ohio rubes.

🎡lost in their own headquarters by the extremely similar margin of 20 IQ points to however, certified basketball brainiacs.

🚀Mortgage was expected to win their test against Amway's scholars and expected to win themselves! So much so that they deliberately got the answers wrong in their last pre-Big Test practice so that they could get matched against Amway. Now they are tied at two tests (out of a possible seven, first to four) won apiece.

🎡was expected to lose their test series with alacrity. They may yet but they have already won one test.

To this one oncologist it comes down to the fetish. 🚀Mortgage employees like humiliation; 🎡employees really don't. 

Ergo, the most humiliated (unwanted) corporation tonight is 🎡.

Thank you for reading. Enjoy the rest of your fucking weekend.