FT Arregon (3) 24 Idaho 14

The Quacks are no. THREE in the nation?!?! Which nation?

THE WOMEN SCORED TOUCHDOWNS! :o

One apiece. Aggies (20) 13 Ladies (7) 13, 6:23 4Q.

Investors: 49.3% Tie

 Bronze:

πŸ•’ Last update: 1:00 p.m., Saturday, August 31: Another day of slight decline for Kamala Harris, and it’s the same culprits — the convention bounce adjustment, which you’re welcome to argue with but I defend in the new edition of SBSQ, and the polling in Pennsylvania, where we added two new polls showing Trump slightly ahead. Democrats shouldn’t worry so much about the Trafalgar poll; it counts as a Republican poll by our standards and the model accounts for its strong GOP house effect. But a Wick poll showing Harris down a point in the multiway matchup isn’t great for the vice president, especially considering it shows that she would have run much stronger with Josh Shapiro on the ticket.

 


 

Electoral College map per above per Bronze


 

I'll take that dos tomorrow.

Aggies 6 The University of Our Lady of the Lake 6 HT

Is tackle football really the right sport for ladies?

This is the most painful, poignant, heart-breaking, loving tribute I have ever seen

"Thank you for the best years of my life. Despite losing you, I am still the luckiest girl in the world to have been yours. I love you so so much. You were perfect. Some days it felt too good to be true. I love every single thing about you. You are my forever and I can't wait to be with you again. I love you so much forever and ever. The absolute best dad in the world. So caring and loving. The best partner to go through parenthood with. John never missed a single appointment. Was the best at putting the baby to sleep and the Apple of Noa's eye. I love how much she looks like him. We are going to make you proud. We love you so so so much daddy."

Meredith Gaudreau, widow of Columbus Blue Jacket player Johnny Gaudreau, killed with his brother Thursday night while riding their bikes by a drunk driver.

I saw this much earlier today and couldn't post it. About made me cry. Oh, to be loved like that!

On the eve of the Christian sabbath, too. SAD!

 

Sinner coasts as opponent left 'a little bit clueless'

"Executive Head Coach" πŸ™„

Ron Roberts from Auburn. Roberts is a grizzled veteran in the business and was the defensive coordinator last season for the Tigers. His title at Florida is are 1) Inside Linebackers Coach along with being listed as 2) the Executive Head Coach/3) Co-Defensive Coordinator.

Napier was asked about the Executive Head Coach title during his press conference on Wednesday.

"There is a mentor-like relationship there and a ton of respect there (between Ron Roberts and Austin Armstrong) [the afore-self-mocked dough boy]…. (Roberts) has mentored a million defensive coaches in his career."

 Napier would later go on to explain what the role of Armstrong and Roberts would be given what seems like two job titles that would clash against each other.

"Austin (Armstrong) calls the plays, but we are getting a guy who can coach the coaches… (Roberts) is the head coach of the defense to some degree."

...

 This is going to continue to be a topic of conversation because πŸ‘‰if Florida comes out against Miami and lays an egg on defense,πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯š


or frankly lays an egg against anyone this season, questions will be asked as to who is calling the plays.

It's also possible Napier is ahead of the game and πŸ‘‰sees a vision the rest of us don't.πŸ‘ˆ


The University of Our Lady of the Lake (7) 3 Aggies 3

I'm against men transitioning to women to play sports. UNFAIR advantage! But I guess it's okay if they play only other trans teams.

cocks?

South-Carolina-Must-Be-Destroyed 16 The Old Dominions 19, 9:46 4Q

AP doesn't write shit like this unless it's real

 ...[the] fact his buyout is common knowledge points to how dysfunctional his tenure has been.

This year was supposed to be different. He layered nearly every aspect of the program, hiring a new defensive coordinator, a new special teams coordinator, a new strength and conditioning coach and a new nutritionist.

I don't even know what the fuck "layered" means in a football program. I sure as hell wouldn't have thought it meant hiring a "NEW nutritionist."

 Little looked different to begin Year 3...

Among the most egregious miscues: Napier, who retained play-calling duties despite outside cries for him to give them up, dialed up runs on two third-and-5 plays. And his defense committed two roughing the passer penalties to extend first-half drives that led to touchdowns.

 The takeaway

...

 Florida: The Gators showed no progress on the defensive side of the ball despite spending significant capital to upgrade that side of the ball.

It is entirely plausible for Nebraska to enter their game at Ohio 7-0. 

Interception returned 67 yards to Gators 28

What a nightmare for Florida fans. Just a fucking nightmare.

Third and 11 and they give up a 23-yard TD pass. 🀦‍♂️


I do sincerely feel bad for Napier. It's humiliating.

This is Billy Naps' DC but it could be Billy hisself coming in talking about having an army of staff and analysts for "modern football". Both of them, they're really the same guy, baffle you with bullshit because they can't dazzle you with brilliance. They're snake oil salesmen. That was my first impression of Billy Naps and it hasn't changed, it has been reinforced. Guys like these two, I don't even know this dough boy's name, if I interviewed either of them for a garbage collector job, he's be escorted out of the office in a strait jacket by security.

Hokum

"We made a handful of explosives" in a HT interview will get you fired, too

 Brandon Walker
@BFW
Reminder: Florida fired a coach who won 30 games in his first three years to hire Billy Napier.
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 CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
@cjzero


Billy Napier: "We've made a handful of explosives" - might need to use them

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HT FU 10 UMG (19) 24

The Gardeners are DOMINATING. 1st downs: 16-7, TOP: 19:18-10:42; Total yards: 283-145.

Oklahoma State barred from placing NIL-linked QR codes on helmets (Espo)


How about on the asses of the cheerleaders?

Is-Florida-Gators-a-good-school 10 No and Neither-is-Miami-Gardens 17, 2:38 2Q

71-yard run for that TD. That's impressive with those short, stubby legs.

Nebraska 23-7

Why did I bet Texas EL PASO? What a stupid I am.

COCKS!

South-Carolina-Must Be-Destroyed 10 Old Dominions 7, 2:43 1Q

Neb 16-7

Faux:

WORTH EVERY PENNY

(their freshman QB who originally to Ohio State, then Georgia, before signing with Neb.)

Faux Pelini after the UTEP TD:

who cares now we get the ball back

After the Neb. fumble:

That's as good as a punt to the three yard line

Nebraska 7 UTEP 7, 10:48 2Q

On 2nd and 7 at the UTEP the Neb. running back ran to the "Miners" 3 where he promptly fumbled into the end zone and recovered by UTEP.

Labor Day weekend, the traditional start of a presidential race and these are the most searched Google USA topics at 3:47 pm.


I'm not blaming an ill-informed electorate, rather the election system that force-feeds politics to the public for ten months. Can't do it. People have lives.

 

Severe Thunderstorm Watch
Pennsylvania, West Virginia
22 mins ago – National Weather Service

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH 666 REMAINS VALID UNTIL 7 PM EDT THIS EVENING FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS IN PENNSYLVANIA THIS WATCH INCLUDES 5 COUNTIES IN SOUTHWEST PENNSYLVANIA ...

Joe Smeltzer
@joesmeltzer775


Penn State-WVU game tentatively scheduled to resume at 4:05. This is barring any lightning strikes, which is a big if.
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The point of this is that the game cannot resume until 30' after the last lightning flash.

 Rich Scarcella
@nittanyrich
The delay here is now 90 minutes old. And we just saw another lightning bolt. #PennState
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So this means the game cannot restart until 4:04 at the earliest.

 

We kicked a field goal with 1:47 left up 52-24? That's not the Pitt way.

Pushing Buttons

“Donald Trump is surrendering to his advisors who won’t allow him to debate with a live microphone. If his own team doesn’t have confidence in him, the American people definitely can’t. We are running for President of the United States. Let’s debate in a transparent way — with the microphones on the whole time.”-Kamala on X.

“The memo sent by ABC is a draft set of rules that both campaigns need to sign off on and indicate agreement. We have not done so because we think both candidates have expressed a clear desire to have hot mics. Not clear why Trump staff is overruling their principal, who should be capable of making up his own mind.”-Harris spokesperson Brian Fallon wrote on X.

I LOVE it.

 


Pitt 42 Kent 24, 3:34 3Q

They've been in delay down Morgantown way since 2:04 ET. It's weird that this game, played "in a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt" is not delayed and that one is. Pittsburgh and Couch Burn are 90 miles apart as they swing from tree to tree and the storm cell causing the lightning is a little closer to us than is is to them.

Pitt was a 23.5 favorite going in. They lead 35-24 with 5:48 in the third quarter. Gonna be a longgg season on "the lonely field beyond Fort Pitt."

Hammerheads 1 City 2, 53'

Erling with both our goals.

FT Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 Nottingham Forest Sheriffs 1

Tackle

Jawja (1) 6 It's Probation Time Again Y'all (14) 0, HT

Couch Burn 6 Paterno-Sandusky (8) 20, HT

The Powerful "Panthers" of Pittsburgh 28 THE Kent State "Golden Flashes" 14, HT

City lead the Hammerheads one nil in London in the 16' owing to a goal by the Great Blonde Shark in the tenth.

My Beloveds lead Kent State 14-7 with 6:36 left in the first quarter.

Elsewhere, Georgia (1) and Clemson (14) are 0-0 at the end of the first, as are West Virginia and Paterno-Sandusky (9) in Couch Burn.


I believe Bleak House, yes, I am reading it again, to be Dickens' finest work, and chapter one to be the finest chapter in his finest work. I lost my original, tattered paperback a month or so ago and bought a new one. The new had the effect of a first reading, without the underlining and dog-eared pages of my original copy. I saw different things. Thought I saw other things that weren't there. For somehow, I restarted reading not with chapter one and got all the way up to page 155. I thought I had found a mistake on the master's part, a mention of Mr. Tulkinghorn before he had been introduced. I realize that seems conceited on my part but. Dickens wrote this and other of his books in serial fashion in periodicals. That mode gives the book a herky-jerky feel, as if he forgot what he wrote two or three weeks before. There is no doubt that the mode of serialization does give that disjointed feel to Bleak House, also to account for its 850-page length but I was wrong, as I discovered re-reading from the beginning, that he had made the glaring mistake with Tulkinghorn.

What I have noticed on this re-read are certain consistent themes woven in and out of the various chapters. Children are a prominent, often dominant, theme in many of Dickens' works. Children are not, I would say, the red-lights-blaring dominant theme of Bleak House, as they are in, e.g. David Copperfield or Oliver Twist. Children are colored a bit more subtly in Bleak House. There is the man-child Harold Skimpole, a man who uses his child-like breezy carelessness as a mask for the devious man concealed beneath. Don't ever remember a real child in Dickens colored darkly with some black. 

There is Esther Summerson, of course, her surname a play on her disposition. But in Esther's mother, Lady Honoria Dedlock, all stern, elite mask, very early on Dickens' glimpses us a look at children and Lady Dedlock. From her window in Chesney Wold, "My Lady Dedlock (who is childless)..." sees a young child of estate workers running in the rain to greet her father as her mother gives chase. This puts Lady Dedlock "quite out of temper" and she says she has been 'bored to death'. For what reason she and her husband, Sir Leicester, go (flee) to Paris. That's on pages 10 and 11. Much later on, p. 152, in Paris, Lady Dedlock sees the poor "gay...playing with children" and is "bored to death". Even her own maid is having fun, for which Lady Dedlock "almost hated her". "She cannot, therefore, go too fast from Paris...the imperfect remedy is always to fly".Lady Dedlock continues to flee throughout the novel, flees to her own child, Esther, and then flees away from all, child and adult, to her death in the graveyard where Esther's father was buried.

I didn't notice on prior readings how subtly Dickens uses children to color Lady Dedlock's character.

This Morning

Biased RCP's biased average of the good, bad, and biased polls has Kamala up a smidge to +1.8 nationally, +0.2 over all swings, ahead in three, behind in three, tied in Nevada, 270 EVs and the presidency. 

And Nevada investors putting a leetle more money on the blues to win the White House, 49.5%-49.3%.

538 has the Kama Walz +3.3 nationally.


You see this skit all the time truncated at the end of the original joke. But the shortened version doesn't do Louis' comedic genius full credit. He finishes original gag and then walks to his stool. "Well, it didn't really happen." Audience laughs. Pauses, picks up water bottle, takes a swig. Audience laughs and claps. "This is what really happened, I'm not going to lie to you again." He ADMITS to the audience that he just lied to them! You get to see how his mind work. He tells the audience how his mind works. "We're really the same people, it's kind of hard to lose an argument when rhe other person is you too." A comedian telling an audience how his mind works...Admitting to his audience that he lied because, "It's as true as anything that really did happen." "Anybody somebody says something to me I just decide what they said anyway." Rare, rare, rare, that. 

Louis CK, "My neighbor George", live in Arizona.


 




The Little Engine That Can't

Sorry, sorry Arsenal are choking a little early this season. A 1-1 draw with Brighton AND Hove White People sticks in their craw.

Friday, August 30, 2024

                                Volume One


Volume Two


Volume Three

Volume Four

Subject to updates.

Mr. "RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!"πŸ™„

Aug. 5:


Aug. 30:
"The Dow Jones Industrial Average hit an all time high of 41,585.21 before closing at 41,563.08, up 0.6%. It was the blue-chip index’s fourth record close this week and 26th this year."

WOLF! WOLF!


Captioned by The Bulwark, Just a normal sized hand with a normal sized thumb. Nothing to see here. (Andrew Kelly-Pool/Getty Images)

This Nails It. It's Weird.

 


Who does that? I really want you to think about this for a minute. Do you know anyone in your life who would pose for a photo in a cemetery giving the thumbs-up? 


I do not.



Neither do I.

Interesting

 

Harris got a polling bounce before her convention, not after

Trump got a small boost after the RNC, but Harris's candidacy reset the race.

Ever Heard of New York Times Pitchbot?

I haven't subscribed to NYT for, oh about a year. Their McDonalds commercial writ large Editorial Board, their twee double-headed endorsement in 2020, 
their "quasi-official" entitlement, their forced homogenization of differences between Democrats and Republicans, their maniacal mission to listen to Trump low-lifes, to give voice to those best left dumb, to point out the "fun" of Trump rallies, their "Here's what you need to know" pedanticism, Nicholas Kristof. ...My indictment is lengthy.
Anyway, New York Times Pitchbot parodies all things Timesian:

Okay, so that's the template. The template is the Times' template. More:





So he, the creator of New York Times Pitchbot is a math professor, takes these Timesian things and parodies them, or, sometimes, they parody themselves. Viz.































The Times self-parody'ing:









Doug J. Balloon, or Mr. Balloon as the Times' stylist would insist he be called, expanded into other fecund fields:








































I hope Kamala's next sit-down is with New York Times Pitchbot.





Thursday, August 29, 2024

ABC/538 Weighted Average National: Kamala +3.5

Pa. Kamala +1.8

Az. Kamala +0.4

Ga. Kamala +0.7

Mi. Kamala +3

Mn. Kamala +9

Nv. Kamala +1.4

NC trumpie +0.2

Va. Kamala +3

Wi. Kamala +3.6

ABC/538 EVs Kamala 303

Bronze

 

Pennsylvania may be a problem for Harris

The Electoral College/popular vote gap is increasing in post-DNC data.

...Kamala Harris had one of her worst days in some time in our forecast on Thursday despite gaining in our national polling average. 

 Harris is ahead by 3.8 points in our national poll tracker — up from 2.3 points the day before the Democratic Convention began — which does suggest some sort of convention bounce. However, she’s fallen to a 47.3 percent chance of winning the Electoral College versus 52.4 percent for Donald Trump.

...

There’s another, longer-term concern for Harris, though: it’s been a while since we’ve seen a poll showing her ahead in Pennsylvania, which is the tipping-point state more than a third of time in our model. Today, in fact, we added one post-DNC poll showing Pennsylvania as a tie, and another (conducted during the DNC) showing either a tie or Trump +1, depending on what version you prefer.

The model puts a lot of weight on this recent data because of all the changes in the race. And you can see why it thinks this is a problem for her: if she’s only tied in Pennsylvania now, during what should be one of her stronger polling periods, that implies being a slight underdog in November.

Harris has had weak numbers in Pennsylvania recently

The 2024 Pennsylvania presidential general election polls in our model and how influential they are

Now, all of this could change quickly with one or two high-quality polls showing Harris ahead in the Keystone State. The model is relying more heavily than I’d prefer on the Emerson College poll as it’s the only fully post-DNC/RFK data point — although note, again, that the immediate pre-DNC polls hadn’t been great for Harris in Pennsylvania either.

...If she won the popular vote nationally by between 1 and 2 points, for instance, the model estimates that she’d still be a 70/30 underdog in the Electoral College.

Okay, well, that bottom line hypothetical, I reject. I mean, yes, I agree that if she wins the pop vote by 1%-2% then yes, of course, the odds are great that she would lose in the EC, duh. My point of disagreement, my point of agreement with Stuart Stevens, is that the election in the pop vote is not going to be nearly that tight. It's going to be greater than Biden's margin and that was 4.4%!

I entirely agree with Bronze that Kamala has a Pa. problem. And the commonwealth is, well The Keystone.










































RCP Aggregate

National: Kamala +1.8 That's up.

Top Battlegrounds: Kamala +0.6% (first time I can remember her leading trumpie in aggregate in the battleground states)

Battleground states:

Wi. Kamala +1.9

Pa. Kamala +0.8. First time that I can remember that she has led Pa. by RCP's reckoning. Pa. with the other blue wall states gives her the presidency.

Mi. Kamala +2.3%

Az. trumpie +0.4

Nv. trumpie +0.3

NC trumpie +0.3

Ga. tie 48.1%-48.1%. Don't ever remember Ga. being tied in RCP.

Electoral Votes:  kamala 270

Now, THIS is really interesting. The polls today show a marked change for kamala. But Las Vegas investors actually favor trumpie with their money, 49.3%-49.2%. I trust the people who put their money where their mouths are more than the polls! I wish it wasn't so, it is the most infinitesimal amount, it may not be so tomorrow, but tonight, I agree with the bettors that kamala is the slightest underdog to win the presidency.

Ah! I actually had a similar thought*

Stuart Stevens, a member of the anti-Trump Republican group, the Lincoln Project, and a strategist for Mitt Romney’s failed 2012 presidential bid, challenged widespread predictions of a close election by suggesting that Trump’s approach would eventually alienate voters and enable Harris to win convincingly. (1)

“There’s been a lot of talk – it’s sort of a universal truth – that this election is going to be close,” he told CNN. “I have a different opinion. I think it’ll be close till about October 20th, and then I think it’s going to be like Carter versus Reagan, that the bottom is going to start to drop out [of Trump’s campaign].(2)

“I think this is going to be a race that Democrats are going to win by more than Biden did,” he added.(3)

 Updated:

1) I agree--in the popular vote. In the EC I can't see Kamala getting more than 303 EV's. 303 would require her to win Pa., Mi., Wi., Mn., Ga., Az., and Nv.--and she would still fall short of Biden's 306. To top Biden she would have to win NC in addition. 

2) Why Oct. 20? That's cuttin' it a little close, Stu! In any event, the bottom is not dropping out like Carter-Reagan! You mean an EC landslide, too??? 489 EV's?! No.

3) I agree completely that she will win the pop. vote more decisively than did Biden.

I missed the Kamala-Walz CNN interview. Have just seen snippets. My friend said she did fine. In what I saw she did fine. No ground to criticize but NYT will criticize for not giving them an interview.

Some squeaky bums amongst the Big Boys tonight.

The Deion Sanders' 24 North Dakota State 20, 3:09 3Q

NC State (24) 24 Western Carolina 21, 10:37 4Q

One paragraph:

They [U.S. officials] are desperate to avert a regional war that they fear could pull the United States into the fighting.
...

Then this paragraph:

The U.S. diplomatic scramble, combined with displays of military force, shows that the United States is determined to prevent a wider conflagration — and prepared to strike powerfully in support of Israel, if necessary.

Completely different. I'm for the first paragraph and four square against the second. I'm not fighting Israel's war against Iran.

Investing College Tackle Football

I don't bet on my team, but if they weren't my team I would take Kent State to cover 24.5 against my "Panthers" Saturday.

Nebraska -27.5 UTEP. Nickel on UTEP.

Georgia (1)-Clemson (14). Dang. Marquee game in Week 1! Ugadawgs -13.5. No play.

Flarida-Miami Gardens (19). Gardeners -2.5

Half Ass U (10) -16.5-BC Pigeons. No play.

Couch Burn-Paterno-Sandusky U -7.5. No play...I don't think. If I played it would be Lasch and the over.

City Champions League Matches

MANCHESTER CITY

Home opponents: Inter, Club Brugge, Feyenoord. Sparta Prague
Away opponents: PSG, Juventus, Sporting Lisbon, Slovan Bratislava

I'll take that every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

trumpie reposts QAnon

WWG1WGA! RETRUTH IF YOU AGREE.

The acronym is short for the QAnon slogan: “where we go one, we go all.” 


He similarly reposted another QAnon phrase: 

“nothing can stop what is coming.”


In yet another incendiary communication, Trump posted manipulated images of some of his favourite targets – including the entrepreneur Bill Gates, Anthony Fauci, who spearheaded the US vaccine effort against Covid-19, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi – imprisoned and wearing orange jumpsuits.

The post – originally posted by another user – featured photos of Harris and Hillary Clinton alongside the comment: “Funny how blowjobs impacted both their careers differently…”

On 18 August, he shared a video by the Dilley Meme Team, a group of rightwing content creators, to the soundtrack of a parody of the Alanis Morrisette song Ironic that contained the lines, “She spent her whole damn life down on her knees”, as an image of Brown appeared behind a picture of the US vice-president and her husband, Doug Emhoff.

(The Guardian)


Advantage Trump

The quality polls released yesterday and today give scant, if any at all, evidence of a post-convention bounce for Kamala Walz and no comfort at all that she will win the presidency in the Electoral College.

Emerson (quality) Swings



Yes, toss-ups all and all within M.o.E. But we torture ourselves, take the meaningless leads as set in stone and construct our Electoral College map:


Official U.S. Army Statement on Trump-Arlington Incident

Arlington National Cemetery routinely hosts public wreath laying ceremonies at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for individuals and groups who submit requests in advance. ANC conducts nearly 3,000 such public ceremonies a year without incident.Participants in the August 26th ceremony and the subsequent Section 60 visit were made aware of federal laws, Army regulations and DoD policies, which clearly prohibit political activities on cemetery grounds. An ANC employee who attempted to ensure adherence to these rules was abruptly pushed aside. Consistent with the decorum expected at ANC, this employee acted with professionalism and avoided further disruption. The incident was reported to the JBM-HH police department, but the employee subsequently decided not to press charges. Therefore, the Army considers this matter closed.This incident was unfortunate, and it is also unfortunate that the ANC employee and her professionalism has been unfairly attacked. ANC is a national shrine to the honored dead of the Armed Forces, and its dedicated staff will continue to ensure public ceremonies are conducted with the dignity and respect the nation’s fallen deserve.Respectfully,U.S. Army Public Affairs

The vice president's small lead was fueled by big shifts among some key demographic groups traditionally crucial for Democrats, including Hispanic and Black voters and young people. Among those with annual incomes of less than $20,000, in the biggest change, a three-point Trump edge over Biden in June has become a 23-point Harris advantage over Trump in August.😳

Now THAT is amazing. In the Suffolk/USA Today poll released today that has Kamala with a 5-point lead nationally.

"It’s not Trump who worries me as much as it is some of the people who support him."

The Arlington National Cemetery woman who was verbally and physically abused declined to press charges for fear of retaliation by Trump supporters. Her fears are shared by this Black reporter for the Arizona Republic. It is not just Trump, they are the problem.

I'll never attend another Trump rally, in Arizona or anywhere

From a condom seller to an angry woman pounding on my car window, Trump attracts supporters to his rallies who are - how do I say this? - 'weird.'

 I’ve covered politics for much of the last 20 years, including Trump campaign rallies, and I’ll never do it again.

It’s not about Trump.

...

...Trump’s supporters are often, well, weird. 

I don’t say that lightly. ...

...

...some of my closest friends are Trump supporters. I attend a predominantly white evangelical Christian church, and Trump bumper stickers aren’t hard to spot. (Although, as one of the few African American congregants, I’m probably just as easy to pick out in the parking lot.)

These are good people who oppose abortion from the depths of their souls, and they can speak reasonably about complicated issues. To have the opportunity to learn from them is a privilege, even as we disagree on whether Trump is fit to guide the nation.

My problem is with the Trumpers who — how can I put this delicately? — like to get a little rowdy.

You know, the ones who show up at polling places armed for combat? Or the ones who tried to take over the U.S. Capitol in a deadly riot? Or the ones who carried tiki torches through Charlottesville?

Sometimes, the people at Trump rallies are kind of funny.

Consider the older Black woman, an entrepreneur of the highest order, who was selling Trump condoms outside an event in Milwaukee in 2016. The prophylactics were $5 each, and they said “Trump” in big, bold letters.

She was screaming, “Trump condoms! … Next time you get that rump, think of Trump!”

Weird.

I don’t know what else to call it.

Or the white woman selling Trump T-shirts and Confederate flags from the back of her truck at a Phoenix rally in 2020.

I was sitting in my car across from her tent, talking on the phone to a source, when she came over to my window, knocking violently, demanding to know what I was doing there and threatening to call the police.

She had no authority to question me. And given the state of race relations in the nation at the time, she was trying to use the police to bully me for simply existing within her line of sight.


Again, weird.

For me, I can’t understand how conservatives of conscience could allow a candidate like Trump to represent them. Or at least why they aren’t louder in demanding he stop dog whistling to these weirdos.

So, I won’t be going to the border on Thursday or the rally on Friday.

I love my job.

But I love my safety and sanity more.

Trump doesn't worry me as much as they do

I’ll watch the videos of what he says, and if there’s good reason for me to give my opinion, I will.

Again, it’s my job.

But it’s not my job to put myself in harm’s way, even if I still regret not buying one of those condoms as a souvenir. (I just wasn’t about to walk past the “Hillary for Prison” T-shirts with AK-47s printed near her name to get one.)

It’s not Trump who worries me as much as it is some of the people who support him.

They’re the reason I don’t intend to ever go to another Trump rally.