Deshaun Watson was injured and had to be carted off the field today for the 1-5 Brown Turds. Noncontact, right leg. Maybe he just needs a massage?

Typical Cleveland people intelligence: they made backup Jameis Winston inactive for this game so when Watson went down they had to play third-stringer Dorian Thompson-Robinson. So Cle's losing at home to the Bungles 14-6.