Guesses on the House line. Will not check it until my Big Brother and I play, and I will be very chary of investing in any of these high-profile games.
Pitt (19)-Syracuse, Thursday. "Panthers" -5
UNLV-Boise State (17). Vegas' QB left in a dispute over NIL, Friday. This is little more than a blind man's throw of the dart at the board: "Broncos" -7
No.1 Oregon-No. 20 Illinoise! Very interested to see if the Illinis can stay with the Quacks. Oregon -6
Wisconsin-Paterno-Sandusky (3). Don't sleep on the Boogers! Snits -7
Ohio (4)-Nebraska. You can sleep on Nebraska. Bucks -20
Vanderbilt (25)-Texas (5). Longs -9
Miami Gardens (6)-Half Ass Ew-. I used to be a big "Seminoles" fan and I've never liked the "Hurricanes". This season I detest Half Ass Ew and hope the Gardeners spay them. UMG -20
Texas DEI (14)-Elle Esse Ew (8) Chinese Tigers -2
EwCeeEff-BeeYEw (11) Mormon Mountain Cats -10
The University of Our Lady of the Lake (12)-N*avy (24)--neutral field, Medowlands. Lakers -15
Indiana (13)-W. Hewzeers -10
Bama (15)-Mizzou (21) Pink Mist -11
K-State (16)-KU. "Wildcats" -14
Olé Miss (18)-Oklahoma. Olé -9
Dook-SMEW (22). Ponies -3