New Political Movement in Toilet Nation

 

                   "The movement has begun"

The Bowel movement? WAIT, LET ME GET MY RAINCOAT!

Those seven are the "movement". Thomas Massie (defeated ex-congressman), Tucker Carlson (fired right wing bloviator), Marjorie Taylor Greene (resigned member of congress) (and new husband), and whatever, I don't know who the rest are. Under an elaborate chandelier of cuckold horns. Sounds right.