Saturday, June 06, 2015

Baghdad
January 17

Dear Daddykins,

The money, the pharmaceuticals and the Jag just arrived. I am much obliged to you. You ought to see how the Delta Force boys react when they see the car. "We knows yous from Boston as soon as we sees the car!" It really makes an impression as you can imagine. They all come to me for roofies now too. Having a bully of a time!

Do you think you could ring up Rummy and see if he could arrange for Saddam to surrender to me personally? It would really be a feather in my cap.

Give my love especially to Miss Ellsworth, and to Miss Cabot, Miss Lawrence, Miss Saltonstall, &Etc.

Your obediant son,

B.F. Harris VII