Monday, November 04, 2019

Oh hell.

City have the match-of-the-season so far at Liverpool Simulators Sunday. Think City is gonna lose that one. They’re down defenders and they never had too many of those. An L would put them nine back of the Diving Team and if Lester beat Arsenal Saturday, in third place. But then! They revisit their passion for besmirching the face with their bodily essence of The Goddess, at wherever it is that The Goddess gets her face besmirched regularly. That’s Wednesday! Wednesday The Goddess’s venus chamber, Saturday The Echo chamber. I sent an Arse fan friend a one line email a week or so ago, “this is liverpool’s year”. He agreed. Nine back after twelve matches, sheesh that’s a runaway over thirty-eight. I don’t think it’s gonna be a runaway but I do think this is ‘Pool’s year. Some guy, I think it was on ESPN, wrote that Klopp’s teams this year and last remind him of Sir Alex Ferguson’s great United teams. I had not thought of that but in one way they sure do. “Football, bloody hell.” Those United teams were world famous for comebacks, last minute winners. Damn ‘Pool has done it the last two weeks! They are just so good, at scoring, diving, defending, they are so well-coached and their supporters have such large steel plates in their heads. Alright Liverpool, you don’t have to dive, we’ll let you win the title this year.