That's why I never liked Saturday night as much as I did Friday night. A Saturday night date is
serious, so it's expensive. You have to make reservations at some fancy restaurant, take a bath, get dressed up.
Serious. Dude, you're practically
engaged. You probably would have saved money if you had gotten her a ring. I couldn't afford that as a single guy on a government salary. You go out on Saturday night's too often you'll be BROKE, Jack!
Look at that, a TUX!
Oh bother. Give me the spontaneity of Friday night and I'll save the money.
