It's Saturday Night...😒

 

That's why I never liked Saturday night as much as I did Friday night. A Saturday night date is serious, so it's expensive. You have to make reservations at some fancy restaurant, take a bath, get dressed up. 

Serious. Dude, you're practically engaged. You probably would have saved money if you had gotten her a ring. I couldn't afford that as a single guy on a government salary.  You go out on Saturday night's too often you'll be BROKE, Jack!
 

Look at that, a TUX!
 

Oh bother. Give me the spontaneity of Friday night and I'll save the money.