Have you looked at these recently?

 

I think we need to adjust the Ten Commandments for inflation.

No other Gods. Why is it always about you?

No adultery. There goes half of your constituency! Come on God, get the times.

Taking the Lord's name in vain? What, are you Jewish? Don't be so touchy.

What is this fixation you have with my neighbor? Out of town rules apply you know. I think you're projecting. You've seen my neighbor's wife. And his car.

Honor thy father and mother? ALL the time???

There's still a few of the original left for Judgment Day.

Though shalt not Insider Trade: think that would be a good update.

You gotta adjust, Mo'. And if you want to be impo'tent enough to COMMAND, you gotta look impo'tent. Get a haircut for crissakes. Oops.

You're welcome.