I think we need to adjust the Ten Commandments for inflation.
Adultery. There goes half of your constituency! Come on God, get with the times.
Taking the Lord's name in vain? What are you Jewish? Don't be so touchy.
Honor thy father and mother? ALL the time???
There's still a few left for Judgment Day.
Though shalt not Insider Trade: think that would be a good update by God.
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