Post: good work tonight.
He’s a villainous, predatory developer who seized an elderly woman’s property. He’s a corrupt power broker who sought to buy politicians. And he’s a larger-than-life ice sculpture that melts away under the spotlight.
The Donald Trump attack ads have arrived.
Good. He's a cockroach...And his supporters are coackroachez.
The real-estate mogul faces a sustained, multi-front assault in South Carolina ahead of the Feb. 20 GOP primary, where his detractors are painting a dark portrait of the candidate and challenging his populist authenticity. His opponents and their allied super PACs are pouring millions of dollars into ads running statewide to weaken the billionaire ahead of election day.
With a commanding primary win in New Hampshire proving that he can transform his enormous crowds into actual voters, Trump’s rivals now sense a closing window to stop his momentum ahead of “Super Tuesday” in March, when nearly a dozen states will vote.
So, what, they wanted the target to get closer before they shot? Stupid. STOOPID. Well, maybe not so stupid. The window certainly wasn't closing after Iowa. N.H. is the first state the cockroach has won. But NOW. Yes! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
Are you so IRREMEDIABLY STUPID that you would take someone with NO EXPERIENCE in the field and put him at the head of YOUR huge company because he was an OUTSIDER to the business?!
Rubio, Chris Krispy Kreme and Jeb criticized YOU for being too young and too inexperienced--you have a lot more experience than Trump does in THIS business. Why don't you point that out.
Post, excellent job today.
He’s a villainous, predatory developer who seized an elderly woman’s property. He’s a corrupt power broker who sought to buy politicians. And he’s a larger-than-life ice sculpture that melts away under the spotlight.
The Donald Trump attack ads have arrived.
Good. He's a cockroach...And his supporters are coackroachez.
The real-estate mogul faces a sustained, multi-front assault in South Carolina ahead of the Feb. 20 GOP primary, where his detractors are painting a dark portrait of the candidate and challenging his populist authenticity. His opponents and their allied super PACs are pouring millions of dollars into ads running statewide to weaken the billionaire ahead of election day.
With a commanding primary win in New Hampshire proving that he can transform his enormous crowds into actual voters, Trump’s rivals now sense a closing window to stop his momentum ahead of “Super Tuesday” in March, when nearly a dozen states will vote.
So, what, they wanted the target to get closer before they shot? Stupid. STOOPID. Well, maybe not so stupid. The window certainly wasn't closing after Iowa. N.H. is the first state the cockroach has won. But NOW. Yes! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
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Ads:
“Donald Trump: Look past the boasting and you’ll see right through him,” a narrator says as an ice sculpture replica of Trump melts on screen and ultimately breaks apart....
“Donald Trump is not a conservative,” said David McIntosh, president of Club for Growth Action. “He is a liberal on taxes, health care, eminent domain, and government bailouts.”
Another group, Our Principles PAC, has already spent at least $2 million attacking Trump in the country’s first two GOP nominating contests, with the bulk of those resources spent on advertising in Iowa.
Ah! So where they really went after Trump he lost. Smart.
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Another ad...said that other candidates either “suck up” to Trump or “run away in fear,” painting Bush as the only candidate who has stood up to him.
That is true! The Jebmeister has consistently criticized Trump. Hasn't done him any good yet. Trump is superb on the attack and the counterattack.
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“How much do we really know about Donald Trump?”
We know he's a cockroach! (I am not a likely Trump voter. Put me in the undecided column.)
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“Trump bankrolled politicians to steamroll the little guy, a pattern of sleaze stretching back decades. Worse? Trump still supporters eminent domain today.”
Guys, do you know what the Republican electorate thinks "eminent domain" is? A really important website. Don't use that legalese.
Trump on the charges he's not conservative and is in fact a cockroach:
“You know what? In a way I don’t even care about labels,” Trump told a rally crowd of more than 10,000. “I’m a guy with common sense that’s going to make us a fortune.’’
Even in Pursuit of Happiness-dom, that sounds weird for a presidential candidate to say.
...he ripped apart Cruz’s latest attack ad, while explaining that eminent domain is actually a great way for average people to make a lot of money.
Ads:
“Donald Trump: Look past the boasting and you’ll see right through him,” a narrator says as an ice sculpture replica of Trump melts on screen and ultimately breaks apart....
“Donald Trump is not a conservative,” said David McIntosh, president of Club for Growth Action. “He is a liberal on taxes, health care, eminent domain, and government bailouts.”
Another group, Our Principles PAC, has already spent at least $2 million attacking Trump in the country’s first two GOP nominating contests, with the bulk of those resources spent on advertising in Iowa.
Ah! So where they really went after Trump he lost. Smart.
...
Another ad...said that other candidates either “suck up” to Trump or “run away in fear,” painting Bush as the only candidate who has stood up to him.
That is true! The Jebmeister has consistently criticized Trump. Hasn't done him any good yet. Trump is superb on the attack and the counterattack.
...
“How much do we really know about Donald Trump?”
We know he's a cockroach! (I am not a likely Trump voter. Put me in the undecided column.)
...
“Trump bankrolled politicians to steamroll the little guy, a pattern of sleaze stretching back decades. Worse? Trump still supporters eminent domain today.”
Guys, do you know what the Republican electorate thinks "eminent domain" is? A really important website. Don't use that legalese.
Trump on the charges he's not conservative and is in fact a cockroach:
“You know what? In a way I don’t even care about labels,” Trump told a rally crowd of more than 10,000. “I’m a guy with common sense that’s going to make us a fortune.’’
Even in Pursuit of Happiness-dom, that sounds weird for a presidential candidate to say.
...he ripped apart Cruz’s latest attack ad, while explaining that eminent domain is actually a great way for average people to make a lot of money.
See? You IDIOTS. DROP "eminent domain." "Widow," widow has a nice ring to it, try widow, elderly widow.
“It’s difficult because I’m a legitimate person.”
You're a legitimate cockroach!
“They’re vicious, and they say anything. They say anything.”
Listen to this jackanapes! "They're vicious." "They say anything." YOU are a cockroach! You're a brimstone chatterer! You're a jade of a magpie! You're a jackdaw!,--Post, really good job today, thank you.--You're a poll-parrot! You're a HEAD of swine! You're a croaking TOAD!
I'm off the fence. I'm not going to vote for Trump.
“It’s difficult because I’m a legitimate person.”
You're a legitimate cockroach!
“They’re vicious, and they say anything. They say anything.”
Listen to this jackanapes! "They're vicious." "They say anything." YOU are a cockroach! You're a brimstone chatterer! You're a jade of a magpie! You're a jackdaw!,--Post, really good job today, thank you.--You're a poll-parrot! You're a HEAD of swine! You're a croaking TOAD!
I'm off the fence. I'm not going to vote for Trump.
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The candidates aren’t just saving their attacks for the airwaves — they have also escalated their criticism of Trump at campaign stops across the state.
“Donald Trump has zero foreign policy experience. Negotiating a hotel deal in another country is not foreign policy experience,” Rubio said in Okatie, S.C...
"Foreign policy experience?" How about "policy experience?! "
HE HAS NEVER BEEN ELECTED DOG CATCHER!! He has NO GOVERNMENT EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER! Criticize him for that!
The ARROGANCE of this man is astounding: "I'm rich. Elect me president."
Wasn't one of his TV shows called "The Apprentice?" Well, there's some TV show called "The Apprentice," I don't know if it was his, whatever! The point is, STUPID REPUBLICAN ELECTORATE: We know you want an outsider for the highest office in the land, weknowweknowweKNOW!, does this excellent criterion of yours also have the virtue of reversibility, to wit: Jim Bob Smith, 69 years old, has spent his entire career in government performing the essential service, and perfecting the science of, Solid Waste Removal, is at the top of his profession, is recognized nationwide for his talents, is famous, has his own reality-based TV show, "I Do Shitty Work," ERGO, Jim Bob is qualified to be CEO of, and should send a, unsoiled, resume forthwith to, Apple? Inc. Post, really--good job today. Thanks for this. NO apprenticeship necessary, just move right in to Mr. Jobs' old office?
REPUBLICAN VOTERS, ARE YOU RETARDED?!
The candidates aren’t just saving their attacks for the airwaves — they have also escalated their criticism of Trump at campaign stops across the state.
“Donald Trump has zero foreign policy experience. Negotiating a hotel deal in another country is not foreign policy experience,” Rubio said in Okatie, S.C...
"Foreign policy experience?" How about "policy experience?! "
HE HAS NEVER BEEN ELECTED DOG CATCHER!! He has NO GOVERNMENT EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER! Criticize him for that!
The ARROGANCE of this man is astounding: "I'm rich. Elect me president."
Wasn't one of his TV shows called "The Apprentice?" Well, there's some TV show called "The Apprentice," I don't know if it was his, whatever! The point is, STUPID REPUBLICAN ELECTORATE: We know you want an outsider for the highest office in the land, weknowweknowweKNOW!, does this excellent criterion of yours also have the virtue of reversibility, to wit: Jim Bob Smith, 69 years old, has spent his entire career in government performing the essential service, and perfecting the science of, Solid Waste Removal, is at the top of his profession, is recognized nationwide for his talents, is famous, has his own reality-based TV show, "I Do Shitty Work," ERGO, Jim Bob is qualified to be CEO of, and should send a, unsoiled, resume forthwith to, Apple? Inc. Post, really--good job today. Thanks for this. NO apprenticeship necessary, just move right in to Mr. Jobs' old office?
REPUBLICAN VOTERS, ARE YOU RETARDED?!
Are you so IRREMEDIABLY STUPID that you would take someone with NO EXPERIENCE in the field and put him at the head of YOUR huge company because he was an OUTSIDER to the business?!
Rubio, Chris Krispy Kreme and Jeb criticized YOU for being too young and too inexperienced--you have a lot more experience than Trump does in THIS business. Why don't you point that out.
Post, excellent job today.
