Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Trump Hate Muslims Day! Visit to Britain Canceled!
The Bum in Chief retweeted videos by a far-right British Islamophobe on November 29, 2017. Four years ago today his planned "working visit" to the Mother Country was canceled.
ACC
This weekend is conference championship weekend. Based on cumulative ranking the Atlantic Coast Conference championship game featuring Pitt, 15th in the CFP poll released an hour ago, and Wake Forest, 16th, is the lowest-ranked championship game among the Power 5 conferences, and lower-ranked than the American Athletic Conference championship, a non-power, "Group of Six", conference. Conference championship games ranked:
1. SEC. Surprise! #1 Georgia-#3 Alabama (cumulative ranking, 4).
2. Big XII. #9 Baylor-#5 Oklahoma State (14).
3. B1G. #2 Michigan-#13 Iowa (15).
4. American. #21 Houston-#4 Cincinnati (25)
5. PAC-12. #10 Oregon-#17 Utah (27)
6. ACC. #15 Pitt-#16 Wake (31).*
Now you can kinda sorta put an asterisk next to the ACC because Notre Dame, #6, is an ACC member in all sports but tackle football and still plays half of its football schedule against ACC teams. If you included the "Irish", presumably in place of Pitt based on geography, the conference's cumulative ranking would be twenty-two, fourth in the conference lineup.
FT MIA 111 DEN 120
"All the News that's fit to print" does not include Florida
Brian Kelly Leaves
Notre Dame for L.S.U.
Scott Stricklin Has Faceplanted Florida
Monday, November 29, 2021
B. Fox
@BearcatsRadio
If someone had said they thought Brian Kelly would leave Notre Dame for LSU last week, I might’ve laughed out loud. What in the world is going on?
11:22 PM · Nov 29, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Oregon Recruiting
@duckscrootin
Within 24 hours Lincoln Riley leaves Oklahoma for USC and then Brian Kelly leaves Notre Dame for LSU.
What is going on, indeed. Amazing.
35-50, 3:35 2Q
It got away from us because WE CAN'T SHOOT OR PLAY D!
MIA:
36.8% (28.6%), 25% from the FREE THROW LINE!
DEN:
57.7% (53.8%), 78.6%
That is despicable. Okay boys and girls, I'm gonna take a lap until, if, the "Heat" come to their senses. Pisses me off.
35-47, 6:21 2Q, "Heat" Full TO
35-44, 6:38 2Q
Got away from us again...Look at this: Did that article I quoted in re "Bones" get it fucked up. ESPN has "Bones" on the "Nuggets"! Motherfucking "Bones" has 11 points, too! FUCK me. No wonder I didn't recognize those guys as "key pieces" of the "Heat"! Fucking article.
ON THE COURT | FG | 3PT | REB | AST | PF | PTS |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
J. GreenPF | 1-2 | 0-1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
A. GordonPF | 0-2 | 0-0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
F. CampazzoPG | 1-2 | 0-1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
B. HylandPG | 4-5 | 3-4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
A. RiversSG | 2-3 | 1-2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
35-38, 8:33 2Q
MIA 23 DEN 32, End 1st Q
Boy, that quarter got away from the "Heat". That's a significant deficit after only 1Q.
23-29, :20.7
See, ESPN doesn't even know what the fuck Bones Hyland plays for!
1:48 | Bones Hyland makes 12-foot jumper (Facundo Campazzo assists) | 29 - 20 |
Preseason Heisman favorite Rattler leaving OU
Recent Assholes
Sunday, November 28, 2021
In worn out shoes
Silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants
The old soft shoe
He jumped so high
He jumped so high
Then he'd lightly touch down
...
He grabbed his pants, a better stance
Oh, he jumped so high
Then he clicked his heels
He let go a laugh
He let go a laugh
Pushed back his clothes all around
Mr. "Bones" Hyland
Mr. "Bones" Hyland
Mr. "Bones" Hyland
Dance
Pitt Basketball
Gawd.
It used to be bees and gees that Pitt was more basketball than football school. Went to the Final Four in, 1974 I think, Paul Evans, Ben Howland, Jamie Dixon. Billy Knight, Charles Smith, Jerome Lane, Sean Miller, DeJuan Blair, even had Steven Adams for one year. A number one ranking. Twenty-win seasons were the expectation, even playing in the best basketball conference that ever was. There was even a 30-win season. The most physical college team in the country, opponents would visibly wilt under the pounding. The Peterson Events Center (“The Pete”) was packed every game. Pitt basketball was It.
And then it wasn’t. A move to the ACC, Jamie Dixon couldn’t adapt, Jamie never recruited at the elite level his teams played at. hoops grew stale, a plateau had been reached never to be surmounted again and was in fact receding. Fans were restless. So, Change! The natives were getting restless around Nashville, Tennessee too. Some were calling for head man Kevin Stallings' head. So Pitt athletic Director Scott Barnes let Jamie go "home" to TCU and plucked Stallings from Vanderbilt for Pitt. Fans were perplexed.
It was an unmitigated disaster. A 16-17 record, 4-14 in the ACC, a 55-point loss in January, 2017 that was the school's most lopsided since 1906--and that was the Stallings high water mark! The next year: 8-24 (0-18), the school's worst record since 1976/77. Barnes left after a year and a half for reasons that remain totally unconvincing (but I'm thankful he did). It was like Barnes was a Manchurian Athletic Director, a plant whose job was to eliminate a target. He eliminated his target and went to Oregon State. Fittingly, the narrative in Barnes’ Wilipedia entry is erased of any mention of his dirty work at Pitt.
Heather Lyke replaced Barnes. From her first day on the job Heather was determined to get rid of the Stallings pestilence, and she did. She made what I and so, so many others considered a home run hire, Jeff Capel from Duke, former head coach at Oklahoma. Jeff had a 30-win season in Norman but his time there was marred by scandal and two losing seasons at the end. He went to get cleansed by Father Krzyzewski, staying seven seasons, becoming Assistant Head Coach. Then Pitt.
Jeff just started his fourth season at Pitt. The basketball team is now an afterthought (I had no idea what their record was this year or who they had played.), The Pete is half, or mostly, empty. Jeff' has gone 14-19, 16-17, 10-12 his first three years. So having not given any thought to Pitt basketball in months and months I looked them up. See how they were doin'. Terrible. They're 2-4.
College basketball followers know this but more general readers may not: A team schedules cupcakes, almost all at home, as kind of a pre-season training before starting conference play. Teams that end up 16-17 will frequently enter league action with gaudy records like 9-0 or 8-1, glittery and fake as zirconium. That's what Pitt does too. They're still 2-3. "Umm, that's not good," to self. Their first game was against "The Citadel." Military school, The Citadel. Height restrictions. Tall enough to beat Pitt 78-63. Number two was at WVU, a substantial opponent. Lost 74-59. Back to cupcakes at The Pete, two W's over North Carolina-Wilmington by eight, and Towson by four. Then Vandy (non-cupcake) at The Pete. L 68-52. Then another cupcake, Maryland-Baltimore County and, another loss, 87-77. Two wins, both over cupcakes, four losses, two of those to cupcakes. Pitt basketball is now a cupcake for other cupcakes.
USC Pounces
Lincoln Riley leaving Oklahoma to become USC head football coach
Billy Napier?
FT "Male Cows" 104 "Heat" 107
FT Manchester City 2 West Ham 1
It was snowin’ some in Ann Arbor today—but nothing like it was coming down in East Lansing. Is there a North Lansing lol.
That there is a gridiron lol.