This is the immaturity that I saw as evergreen as their unis. I thought they had shed that cloak after last season's title. The line tonight dropped from an opening -9.5 to -3.5 because of the Jayson Tatum late scratch. (God, the "Heat" had their number for awhile.)
Saturday, May 02, 2026
Note the date on this excellent stat
JoeMazz Ignorance, too
It then looked like a group that hadn't played together before, as Philadelphia raced out to an early lead and quickly forced Mazzulla to start making changes.
Tim Bontemps, ESPN
Beans were 32-0 winning a series they led 3-1. Phila. was 0-18 winning a series trailing 3-1
Beans is now 32-1, Phila. 1-18.
Cobra and Mongoose
HT Puritans 50 Quakers 55
Beans played around in G5 at home and lost. There should never have been a G6, the 4Q of which Jayson was pulled for left calf soreness. They lost that one too and now this is the result, a G7 without him. Play around, lay around.
Crime Occurrences
Another friend of Florida Man arrested for a sex crime. Influencer Craig Long. Like Florida Man, Craig has a, um, long felony record.
But that is not the main story, here. Elles and Gees, Non-criminals and Felons, right out of central casting, complete with old Florida drawl and perfect timing on delivery, I give you, Sheriff Grady Judd.
A ⭐ is born.
No Magic
Orlando's second half coronary last night truly beggars belief. That is a GOOD team--relatively, objectively, individually, collectively. Then they shoot 4/37 in the 2H, 1/20 in the 4th, and their coach doesn't know how to make a T with both hands or grab his ass. Literally never happened before in the whole history of the NBA that a team scores 19 points in the second half.
There was a coach in this series putting a resume together a few days ago and his name was not Jamahl Mosley. His name was Bickerstaff, JB, the head man of the wire-to-wire Least leader on the edge of the abyss with two toes over. And if they lose tomorrow, he will be pushed over. But now it's Mosley. Actually, these two friends are standing shoulder-to-shoulder up there, for whoever loses Sunday will be selling fake watches out of a raincoat Monday.
The Drop from Heaven
Uh oh. LONG!
NO! DOWN BALL, DOWN!
WHOA BALL, WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!
OUT OF SIGHT! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN! COME DOWN BALL! DOWNS-A-DAISY BALL!!!!
GOOD BALL! GOOD BALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
SHOW'S OVER, ROCKETTES! TIME TO GET OFF STAGE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR PERFORMANCE!
69-96 La-La Bron-Bron, 2:01 left.
Friday, May 01, 2026
OVERTIME IN TRUE NORTH
If that Cleveland pencil's observation is correct, OT is bad boding for Ontario State.
O State had a SHOT CLOCK TURNOVER with 14.4" left. Cleveland calls FTO (which Jamahl Mosley was not aware you could do)
Associated Press, Media of Record
By AP
May 1, 2026, 09:53 pm
ORLANDO, Fla. -- — Cade Cunningham scored 32 points and the top-seeded Detroit Pistons pulled off an incredible rally...
...The Magic looked absolutely poised to become the seventh No. 8 seed to eliminate a No. 1 seed in the conference quarterfinal round.
And then everything went wrong for Orlando. Everything.
...
That number, and a whole lot of others, were just baffling. The Magic missed 23 consecutive shots from the field, Detroit went on a 35-5 run and just like that, the story of the game — and quite possibly the series — changed wildly.
...
The first quarter was back and forth...
The second quarter: Magic 35, Pistons 12.
It seemed over. It was not. Because the third quarter: Pistons 24, Magic 11. The tone was set for a comeback, and when the night ended those who remained in Orlando's Kia Center booed as they departed for possibly the final time this season.









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