Saturday, December 31, 2022

4th and 11, :08

 

OSU 2nd 11 UGA 32, :15 KICK IT NOW! YOU HAVE 3 SHOTS!


OSU 1st and 10 OSU 42, :35 4Q Georgia 42 OSU 41, UGA TO

 

I broke Blogger

Every time I tried to post anew I got an error message that I had "exceeded one or more limits." I have written this and the last in my recycled drafts.

This is the greatest day in the history of college football

4th and 10. This is it.

 False start 3rd and 10.

3rd and 5, :39

They RAN it?

Tremendous punt. 1st and 10 MI at MI 25.

4TH AND 1, :59, Michigan TO

3rd and 4, 27, 1:03, Michigan TO

Michigan TO, TCU 2nd and 8 TCU 23, 1:07

1st and 10, 1:40. That might do it barring anything CRAZY

3rd and 1, 2:20

2nd and 8, 3:05

Here we go, TCU with the ball on their own 10.

Insane. Never been an insaner high-stakes game. NUTS. Fuckin’ BONKERS.

I strenuously urge Michigan’s D to get a turnover or the quickest reasonable 3-and-out.

TD 3:18, 51-45

2nd and goal at 6, 3:45

1st and goal TCU 4

3rd and 5 TCU 10, 5:00

I would recommend Michigan get a TD here.

1st and 10 at TCU 15, 5:40

1st and 10 MI at TCU 26, 6:13

I’m tired.

Michigan has never led.

Poor punt. Michigan at own 45, 6:46.

3rd and 2 TCU 18, 7:00

1st and 10 TCU at TCU 10, 8:50

4TH and 9, 9:42 left

3rd and 10 MI at MI 25

51-38, 10:02 4Q

On TCU's last long TD run there was a great camera shot of a Michigan couple. He was shaking his head and smiling and his wife was laughing out loud. It is lol, it's so ridiculous. At this point you're in the force field of an extraterrestrial phenomenon. You have no choice but to surrender and roll with it.

4th and 9 at MI 15

TCU TO

 Thank you TCU! I think we all need a break, don't we need a break?

TCU returned the punt for 31 yards. 3rd and 7 at MI 13.

Michigan punt. Before that the last EIGHT possessions were touchdowns.

48-38, 13:07 4Q. 76-yard run

 Pass.



touchdown

 


Of course. Of course they got the TD. AND the two-point conversion to make it a THREE-POINT game. Of Course.


OF COURSE! They're not crazy, WE'RE crazy.

 touchdown

2ND AND 1 AT TCU 18

OMG TCU FUMBLED MI BALL!

 


This is THE wildest, most heart-stopping game in the CFP era. And I'm not even a fan of these schools!

OKAY R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! 41-30 :03 3Q

Michigan fans are completely off Twitter to concentrate hitting the vein just right with their fentanyl injection.

Okay 41-22. Can we get to the Georgia-Ohio State game plz.

You know what Michigan? FUCK YOU and the wolverine that birthed you. Ernie DiGregorio with a 69-yard run to the MI 1.

RIGHT HERE. I want to see "Horn Frogs" roadkill RIGHT. HERE.

Are overweight women more prone to laryngitis?

34-22, 1:47 3Q. STILL a two-touchdown game, though near entry to the 4th Q. MICHIGAN HAS TO GET STOPS!

TCU PICK-SIX! 34-16, 2:52 3Q

McCarthy's second pick-six.



TOUCHDOWN TCU

 "Horned Frogs" lead 28-16, 4:28 3Q. 12-point deficit for MI. It was -15 at HT, so  in three-quarters of the 3rd MI has only trimmed 3 points off the TCU lead. The Michigan D has been disappointing. You can't trade scores when you start in a 2 TD hole. This was a 75-yard drive. TCU's last TD drive before the half was 83. That was ominous for Michigan's chances. MI HAS to stop TCU.

 1st and goal at the 1...

If you're a Michigan fan you don't want to go down two TD's here. Hold them to a FG.

 1st down at MI 14...

 47-yard pass Duggan to Johnston, TCU 1st at the MI 29.

TCU 21 Michigan 16! 6:32 3Q

 TCU punted to start the 2H; MI got a FG; TCU threw an INT; MI scored.

NO! MI MADE A 59-YARD FG. 21-6

HT TCU 21 MI 3

 TCU calls time. WTF.

They passed it. And TCU got called for interference. :05, ball on TCU 41. Hail Mary.

3rd and 14 MI 44, :15, MI TO

If I were Harbaugh I'd call it a half. Run the ball and let the clock run out. Regroup at the break. 21-3 is still eminently doable.

 MI 1st and 10 their own 48, :35...

And that is what they did. No, that's not what they did. They tried to pass and the QB was sacked. Michigan ball, :42 left.

3rd and 3, TCU 38, :57

If I were TCU's head coach, I would run the ball a third time and punt if I don't make it. Do not try to do too much here.

An 18-yard run, a 7-yard run for TCU...

21-3, 1:38 2Q

Michigan got down to the TCU 37. A false start penalty and a sack had them punting from the 49. The Gods are with the "Frogs."

Well, well, well. That was an 83-yard drive on a key possession. My head is spinning.

TCU 21 Michigan 3, 4:56 2Q

1st and goal MI 6

1st and 10 TCU at their own 49, 7:10

This drive has already gone 32 yards. I am ready to say that if they score a TD here, that they will win. No I'm not.

The 50-yard pass was the closest dang play for the refs to call, I have to trust their judgment. They cannot be faulted either way on that play.

Michigan punt. TCU ball. 9:20 2Q. Michigan cannot led TCU score here.

Sometimes when you fuck around and fuck up you can feel the sports Gods about to bung-hole you. Michigan has had so many blown opportunities, I don't know if I still predict they're going to win.

Michigan people on Twitter are saying the McCarthy 50-yard pass was reversed on review from a TD to 1st and goal at the 1. Matters cuz next play Edwards fumbled and "Frogs" recovered.

TCU punted. 11:35 2Q.

I have never seen swings like this.

Edwards fumbled at the 1. TCU recovered! :o

1st and goal TCU 1

Michigan is going to score a TD on this possession...

INTERCEPTED

 A one-and-done will do.

MI needs to force and 3-and-out

14-3, 13:46 2Q

thank you.

4th and 5, TCU 24

KICK THE FUCKING BALL

14-0 TCU, End 1Q. MI on TCU 24, 2nd and 5

First time this season Michigan has been down by more than a TD. I predict MI will win the game.

14-0, 2:27 1Q

1st and goal at the 1

TCU 1st and 10 MI 11, 4:45 1Q

I have never experienced the swings of emotion that have occurred in the first half of the first quarter of this game.

And on their 3rd possession, Michigan punted.


"Whoa"



 

TCU (3) 7 Michigan 0, 9:22 1Q

And on the first play of their second possession, Michigan (JJ McCarthy) threw a pick-six.

That was the dumbest play on 4th and 2 I have ever seen. WHY are you going horizontally?!

TCU HAS PUNTED ALREADY!

Harbaugh "got cute" as one Twitter person wrote and had the tight end run the ball. No good.

Alabama (5) held off Kansas State (9) 45-20.

Took a timeout is what he did before he did anything else. Call me a stick in the mud, I'd take the 3.

Now 4th and goal at the TCU 2. What do Harbaugh do?

Humiliating day for the "Big" XII conference.

Michigan, Donovan Edwards, FIRST PLAY, runs for 54 yards. :o



It’s gotten a little bit away from Cluck Klieman…

…as it’s now 45-13. Still 9:27 left and K-State still has timeouts left…

NOW K-State Kicks a FG. 👏 Chip Away Klieman, Its only 35-13!

(i am not ending 2022 on a "kinder, gentler" note)

Somebody check Klieman for a concussion. Somebody give him an IQ test.

You're the 9th-ranked team in the country--didn't have a bad loss--and you come into the Sugar Bowl and just crap all over yourself. Good job, Klieman.

GOOO! GOOO! 4th and 8 on the 27. GOOOOOOO!

Kansas State led this fucking game 10-0.

35-10, 13:00 3Q. In TWO minutes Alabama scores TWO touchdowns.


35-10


"Chris" "Klieman". Stupid ass Cluck Klieman. Fuck you, you mo-ron.

28-10, 13:54 3Q

Kansas State's intelligent head coach called an onside kick to start the second half. Didn't work. Who is that fool...

“The thing about it, we don’t want to be mediocre. We don’t want to be in the middle of the pack. So it’s on us to get on the film and review what went wrong.”—Bam Adebayo after last night’s loss to Denver for the 18-18 “Heat.”

21-10, :10 2Q

Coulda been 14-13 but you wanted to prove your had big stones. Good. Thanks K-State. Bye.

Bama 1st and 10 at the K-State 14 🤦


You take away that 88-yard run and Deuce Vaughn has 20 yards on 14 carries.

Even Clemson's kicker could nail one from the TWO! You DON'T leave points on the board, good grief.

Ben Sauls, Pitt's kicker, made 5 FG's yesterday. Without those we lose and it's not close.

Oh God

Went for it. Pass incomplete. Bama ball.🤦

4th and goal at the 2

3rd and goal at the 3

That was all set up on a silver platter for Kansas State by that stupid personal foul at midfield.

They DID. And they GOT it. 1st and goal at the Alabama 4

They hold. 4th and 4. They will NOT pull a 4th and Franklin, will they?

Another big 3rd down at the Alabama 23...

K-State back Deuce Vaughn had an 88-yard TD run up the gut. The casters said he was fast. Lemme tell ya, he's a short kid but with a long-ass stride, I truly believe both his feets wuz off the ground at several places in that run. That's a unicorn there.

Ooh

On 3rd and 11 from the K-State 45 Bama got flagged for a personal foul. Fifteen yards to the Tide 40 and 1st down for the "Wildcats." Nick Saban not going to be happy with that, Hoo Doggie!

FUCKING TARTS OF THE FLOWERING FARKLEBERRY BUSH!

FT Manchester City 1 Everton 1.

Tide (5)14 Cats (9)10, 11:33 2Q

Pope Benedict XVI, First Pope to resign in 600 Years, Dies at 95

Friday, December 30, 2022

31-14 the final in Miami Gardens. Sure Hope the National Semi-Finals More Resemble the Sun and Gator Than This Snooze Fest

Okay, We Can Put the OB Out of Its Misery. 31-14, 3:07 to Play

 Clemson was a 4-point favorite and is losing now by 17. That's 21 points off expectations. They embarrass the ACC. North Carolina State (23rd), a 2-point pick to win embarrassed the ACC today losing to Maryland and to add an insult from Deliverance had their announcer of 31 years suspended indefinitely for a gratuitous racist insult. Said Gary Hahn, informing listeners of other games in action, "Amongst all the illegal aliens down in El Paso, it's UCLA 14 and Pittsburgh 6..." What a card that Gary is, huh? He might want to check alternative career options at his local klavern, or MAGA HQ, if different. Pitt delivered by far the best win for the conference today in a true upset of UCLA.

“Heat” (18-18) Wilt Mile High 124-119

No D in Miami now; nor in “Heat”. And they ain’t play none. Nuggetinos shot an embarrassing 59.2% from the floor and a humiliating 60.7% from the Rockies. The “Heat” have just lost their identity.


Tenn 28 Clem 14, 8:29 4Q

122-119, :14.2 Denver FTO

Coolin’ Off: Denver 122 Miami 117, 1’ 4Q

Fourth quarter El Foldo so far for the “Heat.” Minus 10.

Heatin’ up: 21-14 Tenn., 10:01 4Q

14-6, 5:52 3Q

The Orange Bowl is a boring game. After the Sun and Gator this is as exciting as artificial insemination.

Rocky Top 14 Howard’s Rock 6, 10:04 3Q

After Clem pulled its 4th-and-Franklin their kicker missed three FG’s before making his next two. Clemson has thoroughly outplayed Tenn. but can’t get in the end zone and obviously can’t kick it there with any great confidence. 

Barbara Walters, Pioneer Woman in TV Broadcasting, Dead at 93

Sorry, I can’t help it

A career backup, now Sun Bowl MVP, Nick Patti gets to direct the Pitt band in victory in his last game in blue and gold.

ORANGE!

A real orange game in the Orange Bowl. Tennessee (6) with the early lead over Clemson (7), 7-0.

James Franklin made a guest appearance.



 Clemson faked a FG on fourth down at the Clemson 25 in its first possession. It failed, like James’ do.

2022 in Review: Did the Spell Break?

The last six years have been about the darkest time in our history, particularly the last three since February 2020. And our national mood has reflected the times. I have concatenated the anecdotal evidence I, at least, saw previously. But now, quite recently only, just during the holiday season, I feel a different mood about, made up of the following concatenated anecdotes in reverse chronological order.

-Thursday:
 
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
·
Dec 28
We disagree often, but I’ll be praying for Jamie Raskin. Cancer is a terrible disease. I watched my father die from it, and it broke my heart. It’s good Rep Raskin has hope and his form of cancer is curable with the treatment he will be starting. twitter.com/foxnews/status…

12:37 PM · Dec 29, 2022
 
Rep. Jamie Raskin
@RepRaskin

Thank you, Marjorie, for this touching message, which my youngest daughter showed me. I’m grateful for your concern and very sorry to learn that you lost your father to cancer. Wishing you happy holidays with loved ones.

-Tuesday night I went to Publix late, about 8:45. There was one shopping car available and I seized it only to find that its wheels were frozen. I muttered an oath. There was one elderly man in the store foyer, a short, elderly man who had a cane in his shopping car. He had a cart. He saw me looking frustrated and said that the carts were all on the second floor and that most of the store employees had gone for the day. "Okay," I replied in surrender and prepared to enter the store proper. "You can take mine. Here, you can take mine." He said it in a soft, sweet voice like that of a generous child. He had two small bags in the fold-out tray of the shopping cart. But he was elderly and had a cane. "Here, take mine. I'm handicapped." "Are you going to be alright?" I asked, hesitating. "Yes. Here, take it." I bestowed a thousand thanks on him, I really was touched by his offer and his manner and God blessed him a few times with an affectionate pat on the shoulder and accepted the offer.

-Tuesday I also watched a viral video of a group of people, complete strangers to one another, who had nothing more in common than being stranded by Southwest airlines at an airport up north. They were trying to get home to Knoxville, Tennessee. On the spur of the moment at the ticket counter one had the idea to rent a van. "Anybody want to rent a van?" she called to others in line. She got fourteen volunteers and they all crammed into a van and drove twelve hours to Knoxville. They made it in time to go to work.

-Stranded Southwest passengers are saying things to the media like, "It's not their fault." They're trying."

-On Monday University of Texas El Paso (UTEP) basketball coach Bob Golding saw three young men standing absently in the Dallas airport, saw them with Pitt bags, and gave them a "lift" 9 hours to the Sun Bowl game.

-Mark Woodley, the best weatherman in the sports world, delivered some light-hearted relief during the brutal holiday blizzard that enveloped Iowa and beyond. Something I would expect from Ukraine.

-Jaire Alexander. The sheer joy of Jaire brought laughter to even Miami Dolphins fans.

-I experienced the greatest frisson of goodwill in my life by helping make a family whole.

-The Soul of the Ukrainian people.

Are we kinder and gentler? Folks, I think so. Just my opinion, but I believe we are. What did it? I have an opinion on that, too. 2022 got off to the worst start imaginable but as the year wore on and the people responsible for 1/6 increasingly were held accountable, and as Trump faded further into oblivion, I think the spell did break to make us less stressed and less angry. 

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Humankind.

😁

Liar-Elect George Santos Trashed His NYC Apartment, Landlord Says

Photos of the cramped apartment show a barely-accessible front door in the kitchen that is mostly blocked by a refrigerator, and a back porch cluttered with junk. While on the campaign trail, Santos boasted about living a posh lifestyle...

COX FALL IN JAX!

Catholics hold on 45-38.






H2P!










Catholics 38 Cocks 31!

COCKS LIMP! Catholics 31 Cocks 31, 13:05 4Q

Tony The Tiger Sun Bowl
@TonyTheTigerSB

That’s the game!




Pitt Football and UCLA Football

6:11 PM · Dec 30, 2022 from Sun Bowl Stadium


What a beautiful shot.
Are you not entertained?! Pitt stuns UCLA 37-35 in an epic finish in the 89th Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl. #KTSM9Sports




Cal-Hi Sports
@CalHiSports


TJ Harden (Inglewood) had what looked like a game-winning TD run for UCLA in the Sun Bowl with 34 seconds left, but Pitt still had time to kick a game-winning FG. Hope the final four games tomorrow are as good as some of these other bowl games have been.

6:11 PM · Dec 30, 2022

 



Jeff Hathhorn
@jhathhorn


#Pitt Sun Bowl vibes. Nick Patti leads the win, then the band ⁦
@937theFan


CATS! FT Pitt 37 UCLA (18TH) 35

UCLA scored to take a 35-34 lead and the "PANTHERS" got the ball back on their 25 with :29 left, drove the field and kicked a FG! Holy shit. Guess that UCLA fan was right, "no defense."

UCLA 🤦 #SunBowl

"PANTHERS" finish the season 9-4, as does UCLA. 

LIGHT IT!

What a day for Pitt!


34-28, 4:34 4Q

Obviously PLENTY of time for UCLA, especially for a Chip Kelly offense. But is Pitt stops them this would be an extremely embarrassing loss for the “Bruins”, the 18th-rated team in the country and a 8.5 point favorite to an unranked Pitt team playing without their season’s QB (transfer), best running back (NFL), and best defensive player.

4th and goal Pitt at UCLA 4, 4:30 4Q

Oh my God, Pitt leads 31-28. 8:48 to play o:

Tackling "Panthers" Won't Go Away! 21-28, End 3Q

COCKS! ND 7, South Carolina 21, 9:26 2Q

14-28, 8:45 3Q

Nick Patti throws a pick-six.



14-21, :57 2Q

worms

DE-FENSE!

shit

 UCLA on Pitt 33, 2' HT. Chip Kelly's offenses are fast.

14-14, 3:49

Went for the two-point after-td and got it!

 touchdown

It Sure is

https://twitter.com/steve_sez_3MTA3/status/1608919521850707968

1st and 10 UCLA 15

Same.

1st and 10 at UCLA 27, 5' 2Q

Beloveds need a TD here.

Pitt Intercepts at Own 6. 6-14, 7:32 2Q

3-7, 3:07 1Q



3-7, 5:21 1Q

Uclans first and 10 at Pitt 11. :(

Pitt 3 UCLA 0, 8:05 1Q

Shame we had to settle for 3 after 1st and goal at the 6 but we'll take it.

"Panthers" Drive Stalls, 4th and 4 at UCLA 7

Corey Crisan
@cdcrisan

Panthers to the UCLA 6 on a swing pass to Rodney Hammond. First and goal. #Pitt

2:20 PM · Dec 30, 2022



Bruin Report Online
@BruinReport

#UCLA allows another first down on this drive. Pitt is at the UCLA 6.

2:20 PM · Dec 30, 2022

41 yard run by Pitt QB Nick Patti

Bruin Source
@BruinSource

Aaaaand #UCLA still sucks at defense

2:16 PM · Dec 30, 2022


 

FT PITT 76 UNC (25th) 74!



Obese Woman Has Laryngitis. 76-74, :02

Best Damn Uniform in the Land #H2P »

 

76-72, :05

 


Life is good as a Pitt "Panther"

The basketball team looks like it is going to get an important dub and just now the Sun Bowl kicks off between the two most lit teams in the country, Pitt and UCLA.

72-69, :30

72-67!

Turnover UNC! :36

70-67, 1:18, UNC TO

A Star is Born. 67-67, 1:40

Jamarius Burton has 32 of the Cats 67 points. 

Pitt 67-64, 2:31!

“PANTHERS” trailed by 6 at HT.

Cats Come Back! 62-62, 3:59 2H

UNC (25th) Getting Separation: 46-53, 12:00 2H

Pitt (basketball) 28 UNC (25th) 30, 3:37 1H

Idaho-4 Suspect Arrested

Bryan Christopher Kohberger was arrested on extradition warrant for first degree murder in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania. Kaylee Goncalves, Madison Mogen, Xana Kernodle and Ethan Chapin were stabbed to death in Moscow, Idaho on November 13.

2022 in Review: Industry Leaders Who Have Ruined Their Brands*



*Updated


1. Russian military (Wars)
2. Vladimir Putin (War Design)
3. Republican Party (Political Alternatives)
4. George Santos (Life)
5. Elon Musk (Management Concepts)
6. Will Smith (Deportment)
7. Donald Trump (Coup d'etat Solutions, Election Strategies
8. Secret Service (Coup d'etat Facilitation)
9. Bob Jordan (Airline Management)
10. Roger Goodell (Sports League Directions, ongoing)


Nominations solicited.

Trump threatens third-party run if he loses GOP nomination—Daily Kos

Orgasm with emission of seed.

“Sudden Russian Death Syndrome”-The Atlantic

That’s it, that’s the post.

Happy 38th Birthday to the King

 

Thursday, December 29, 2022

Little Eerie

Houses encrusted in ice, Crystal Beach, Fort Erie, Ontario.



Props to Chief WaPo for Crediting The North Shore Leader

A tiny paper broke the George Santos scandal, but no one paid attention [In September!]

Santos Filings Now Claim Net Worth of $11 Million

 

By Maureen Daly 

Controversial US congressional candidate George Santos has finally filed his Personal Financial Disclosure Report on September 6th - 20 months late - and he is claiming an inexplicable rise in his alleged net worth to $11 million.. Two years ago, in 2020, Santos' personal financial disclosures claimed that he had no assets over $5,000 - no bank accounts, no stock accounts, no real property. A net worth barely above "zero". And his income was only just over $50,000 for the prior year, derived from a venture fund called "Harbor Hill Capital," that was closed and seized in 2020 by US federal prosecutors as a "Ponzi Scheme." Santos was the New York Director of that "fund." Now, in a filing dated September 6th, 2022, Santos claims his assets are now as much as $11 million, including personal bank accounts of between $1 million and $5 million; a Condo in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, of between $500,000 and $1 million; and business interests of between $1 million and $5 million. Santos parents were from Brazil, according to Santos, and he has claimed to be a US-Brazilian dual citizen. Interestingly, Santos shows no US real property in his financial disclosure, although he has repeatedly claimed to own "a mansion in Oyster Bay Cove" on Tiffany Road; and "a mansion in the Hamptons" on Dune Road. He recently told several Republicans that he was selling his "Hamptons mansion" for $10 million, because he rarely uses it.

However an investigation of Santos' alleged "Hamptons mansion" showed the house is owned by someone else having nothing to do with Santos, and.has a market value of less than $2 million.

For a man of such alleged wealth, campaign records show that Santos and his husband live in a rented apartment, in an attached row house in Queens. (See photo)

Santos drives a Nissan, for which he took out a car loan of between $20,000 and $50,000, according to the disclosures.

Candidates for US Congress are required to file a full and truthful Financial Disclosure with the Clerk of the US House of Representatives, under the Ethics in Government Act. The trigger for filing is raising $5,000 in campaign funds, which deadline Santos passed 20 months ago, in January, 2021.

Santos claims to have "loaned" his campaign some $600,000.00 - which was reported in his US Federal Election Commission filings earlier in 2022. However the $600,000 "loan" does not show-up in his newly-filed 2022 personal financial disclosure.

Santos disclosures also state that he earned "nothing" - no income - over the past year.

It is a federal felony to make false filings in federal disclosures.

Under Brazilian Decree-Law No. 394 of April 28, 1938, and under Article V of the Constitution of Brazil, "no Brazilian national may be extradited" to any foreign country for crimes charged in that foreign country.

"Are we are being played as extras in 'The Talented Mr Santos' ?" asked one Republican leader.

shit

Chelsea have fewer goals than Haaland, so whom should they sign?

Chelsea have scored fewer Premier League goals (19) than Man City striker Erling Haaland (20), so whom can they target in the January window?

 

Pele Has Died; 82 Years Old

Like the Miami "Heat"


How Southwest Airlines Went From World's Best to 'Disaster'

Anthropoid

Russia launches massive missile barrage across Ukraine

 KYIV, Ukraine (AP) — Multiple regions of Ukraine, including its capital, faced a massive Russian missile attack Thursday, the biggest wave of strikes in weeks targeting power stations and other critical infrastructure during freezing weather.

...Ukraine’s military chief, Gen. Valerii Zaluzhnyi, said preliminary reports showed Russia fired 69 missiles at energy facilities and Ukrainian forces shot down 54 of them. ...

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

The New Jersey "Nets" won their tenth game in a row tonight in Atlanta, 108-107.

The lights went out in my bldg for about an hour at around 8:30. Luckily it is a mild night. Uncanny how dark it is without artificial light. Disorienting. I had sex with a woman for the first time in her apartment and the last thing I saw was her taking off her boot. When she cut the lights it was pitch black. I have no idea what her body looked like. It was so weird.

Mimi 105 LAL 98, 2:45 4Q

 Mimi led by 17 after 3 but LAL 20-10 in 4th. Looks like they're gonna run out of time, though.

Mimi Mediocriti 73 LAL (14-20) 58, 6:45 3Q,

K-Lo out (personal).😂

The "Blonde Shark" :)

Love that nickname. Its recipient scored two more goals today at Leeds in the EPL restart. He is the first player in league history to have 20 before Jan. 1.

“Consistencies”

Others are reading the same as I into Mike McDaniel’s elliptical comments today. CNN:

McDaniel on Wednesday said that when he and other coaches reviewed game film on Monday they "had some questions" about Tagovailoa's health, so the head coach urged the quarterback to see team doctors.

Tagovailoa started the game well, throwing for 229 yards and a touchdown in the first half. It was a different story in the second half with Tagovailoa throwing interceptions on three consecutive drives to end the team's 26-20 loss.

"There were some things that caused us to really prod," McDaniel told reporters Wednesday. "

SBNation:

Although neither team doctors nor independent neurological consultants initially flagged Tagovailoa for an evaluation on Sunday, McDaniel had some questions about “consistency of things [he studies] daily on tape” when it came to the third year quarterback, and thus encouraged Tagovailoa to get checked out by doctors. The doctors then placed the player in concussion protocol.

FanNation (Sports Illustrated)

Tagovailoa threw three interceptions in the fourth quarter against Green Bay, after his head made contact with the ground, and McDaniel said Wednesday he noticed some inconsistencies on film the next day in terms of how Tua normally operates.

McDaniel is a very smart man and he obfuscates well but he is not as smart as he thinks he is. He's a bullshit artist is what he is.

AIR FORCE! AIR FORCE!

Southwest Airlines flight cancellations continue to snowball

 DALLAS (AP) — Travelers who counted on Southwest Airlines to get them home suffered another wave of canceled flights Wednesday, and pressure grew on the federal government to help customers get reimbursed for unexpected expenses they incurred because of the airline’s meltdown.

... The airline’s CEO said it could be next week before the flight schedule returns to normal.

Mike McDaniel, Head Dissembler, Miami "Dolphins"

The man will not give a direct answer to a direct question if he can surround the answer in gauze.

Q: "Were you able to pinpoint when exactly he sustained that concussion on Sunday."

A: "Uh...yeah well, you know, there's um...the...the day after the game, Muxom (?) Monday, there was some...you know upon reviewing the film, we, we had some questions, um, kinda feel like, you know, we kinda had an idea um that there's, 'Hey did something happen in this portion of the game?', question him, um...once we got really uh, you know, we continued to question him and once we got some information back we're like, 'You need to go see the, see the doctors', so to say with absolute certainty, uh, that it was this, that or otherwise, it was just, there were some things, um, that...caused us to really prod and um, as a result, we felt he needed to see medical professionals."

Now, the stupid pencil has to own this; it was HE who asked the question in a way that even I, veteran of dos viewings of McDaniel dissemblings, knew McDaniel would not, and could not, answer. To McDaniel's credit he goes beyond the stupidity of the question, while still answering it directly, into probabilities rather than certainties: "We kinda had an idea", they asked Tagovailoa, "Did something happen in this portion of the game." Note, McDaniel doesn't say portions plural, he says portion singular. That would be the Michael Williams clip near the end of the first half, but McDaniel, ever the clever, coy wearer of the transparent fig leaf, won't say that directly.

Q: "What were the things that caused you to prod? On the tape or was he behaving in a way on Monday showing any symptoms to you in your meetings with him or with anyone else that caused you to say 'You should see a doctor.'"

A: "It specifically had to do with consistencies of things that I study daily that, um, on tape, which, which, um provoked some uh, uh, you know, some direct questioning, um, with the high degree of concern."

                         McDaniel's face the instant he finishes saying "high degree of concern".

What the fuck is the man talking about? I don't know what the fuck he means by "consistencies".  The meaning-leader in the clubhouse for me through all of this smoke is: McDaniel studies tape of Tua all the time and he knows when he sees something aberrational to the "consistencies" he sees all the time in Tua and when he saw those three blind throws in the 4th quarter he went "FUCK! (high degree of concern) 'Tua, did you even know where the fuck you were when you made those throws?" (really prodding). "Um, no, I really didn't." (getting some information back). But, is that what McDissembler meant?

Dallas freakazoid unicorn Luka Doncic had a stat line last night never before seen in the Association: 60 points, 21 rebounds and 10 assists. 

Why was I deferential?

NFL circles the wagons on latest Tua Tagovailoa head injury

This article is by sportswriter Mike Florio and it shames me.

The people paid to spot potential head trauma during NFL games failed (again) to do their jobs. The NFL is (again) circling the wagons in any effort to persuade fans and media that all is well.

Appearing on NFL Network (i.e., a league-owned outlet that isn’t naturally inclined to pose tough questions to in-house colleagues), NFL chief medical officer Allen Sills defended the handling of Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa’s latest concussion.

Because of course he did.

That’s an adroit way of tiptoeing around the reality that the player/patient’s specific history should have compelled a concussion evaluation during the game, after Tua hit his head on the turf. 

Of course it should have.

Whether anyone noticed any symptoms during the game is one thing. Whether anyone noticed a blow to the head that should have resulted in a simple sideline examination of Tua for any symptoms whatsoever is another.

Of course those are two different things and Dr. Sills wanted to keep them hermetically sealed from one another AND to treat all blows to the head equally and all players equally—regardless of history. Let’s say a guy has a heart attack. He goes in for heart bypass surgery. He’s cleared by the hospital and released. He goes back home and shovels snow, he lives in Buffalo. He experiences no proximate chest pain. He goes back to his doctor the next day for a check up and tells the doc then he feels a little tightness in his chest. Allows as how he was shoveling snow in Buffalo yesterday. The Disciple of the Temple of Hippocrates would straitjacket that motherfucker and put him in hospital for spite. It is the patient’s history and the risky behavior that would trigger the hospitalization. “You cannot shovel snow in Buffalo ever again, MO-RON!” Likewise Tua Tagovailoa should not play another down in the National Concussion League this season.


Dr. Sills, frankly, is adept at maneuvering his way through the potential land mines that lurk after a situation like this happens. He can, with confidence and authority, say whatever needs to be said to make it sound like everything was handled properly. Even if it wasn’t.

Of course he is. Of course he does.

In this case, the question isn’t whether Tua should have been placed in the protocol. It’s whether he should have had a proper evaluation, based on the fact that his head struck the turf.

Obviously, something happened to Tua. A day later, he had sufficient symptoms to land in the protocol. The comments from Dr. Sills gloss over the simple reality that maybe, just maybe, someone should have taken a close look at Tua during, not after, the game.



Sun! Blue! Woo Hoo! I think the last time I saw blue I was putting contacts in my eyes.

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

NFL CMO Dr. Allen Sills: Tua Tagovailoa showed 'nothing that would have triggered' concussion protocol during game vs. Packers

 

NFL chief medical officer Dr. Allen Sills said Tuesday that Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa exhibited zero injury behaviors and reported zero symptoms...during Sunday's game against the Green Bay Packers.

I would like to hear from the NFLPA. Still, I trust Dr. Sills. But. There was a drastic change in Tagovailoa's game play after the blow to the head. Michael Williams, the Twitter spotter, noticed the blow before anyone else it appears and his opinion was confirmed for him by Tagovailoa's play in the second half. As I, and others more NFL-wise than I noted, Tagovailoa's play on the interceptions was so bad it would have been bad if it occurred in a college game. So I understand what Sills is saying: Tagovailoa didn't "fence", he didn't wobble, and I thought initially that Michael Williams' connection of the blow to the int's was a stretch. But I misunderstood that the blow happened at the end of the first half; I misread Willaims' tweet as having occurred in the first quarter. I have two questions: Did Sills' spotters see the blow in real time? Second, is the abrupt change in play not "injury behavior"? I assume without knowing that the answer to #2 is "No." If the answer is "No" then, in Sills' opinion, were the int's unconnected with the blow?

Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel announced Monday that Tagovailoa had been placed in the league's concussion protocol after reporting symptoms that day. McDaniel added that it was uncertain at this point if Tagovailoa had indeed suffered a concussion, but he had exhibited symptoms to warrant placement in the protocol.

Fine, I'll be a lawyer: There is a difference between reporting and exhibiting.

"What our spotters and our unaffiliated neuro doctors are looking for is any blow that transmits force to the head or neck area, followed by that injury behavior...there are many blows to the head that occur during a game. We are always looking for the blow plus the injury behavior and obviously if we see any injury behavior, then there's a call down made to evaluate that player. Also, if a player identifies any symptoms or a teammate, coach, official, anyone else identifies symptoms, that also initiates a protocol. So many people can initiate the protocol and in this game on Sunday, none of those factors were present. There were no visible signs present, even though there was a blow to the head and the player did not report any symptoms, despite being in contact with the medical staff throughout the game. So, there was nothing that would have triggered the protocol in the moment."

Sills added that it is not uncommon for people to present symptoms on a delayed basis, and that Tagovailoa should be commended for reporting his symptoms on Monday.

So the horrendous 4th quarter throws could reasonably be delayed presentation of symptoms?

Could PoJo Not Deploy Military Pilots to Alleviate at Southwest?

"From what I can tell, Southwest is unable to locate even where their own crews are, let alone their own passengers, let alone baggage.”U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.

This is a manpower problem. It is not a plane problem. The planes are sitting there on the runway ready to go!
 
The airline's computerized personnel management system is antiquated and it can't match pilots and cabin crew with airports.

 


 
In the short term--right now--passengers need air crews. Military pilots and staff can alleviate this.

Tis the Season...

 UTEP basketball coach gives 3 Pitt players 9-hour lift to El Paso


"Tua Tagovailoa shouldn't play any more this season if the NFL is serious about health and safety and concussions.”

That is from ex-NFL’er, now ESPN analyst Booger McFarland. Like sentiment is coming from other former players. “If the NFL is serious” is the operative phrase.

Ju hear about this?

Southwest Airlines meltdown worsens

Of over 2,800 flights canceled today, Southwest had 2,526 of them.

Southwest is the King of efficient. This is a major dent to that reputation. The Transportation Department is looking into this!

Tis the Season to be Jolly

And we were! Thanks to Mark Woodley,











and Jaire Alexander.


Jaire Alexander: Finally on Youtube! 👏 😂

Fraudulent Congressman-elect George Santos: “I’m Jew-ish, not Jewish.”

You are a punk.

Do you remember how Sunset Boulevard ends? Norma Desmond shoots and kills the writer, a fraudster who has fallen under the spell of her charisma, just as he summons the courage to walk away. Her sycophantic butler flips. There are no enablers left to protect her. A final fantasy, a fake movie set, is staged in the mansion’s entryway. The lights go on, and she is lured before the cameras, where the police are waiting to haul her away.

Olivia Nuzzi is an extremely talented, insightful writer. 

On the phone, he was defensive about Ivanka and Jared. “I don’t need anybody’s advice! I don’t need any advice! I’m pretty good. I think I’m pretty good at doing advice,” he said.

Trump’s campaign schedule, described to me as “busy,” involved 11 events over the course of the month. One event was the announcement itself. Five events took place at Mar-a-Lago. Four events were not events at all but taped videos that were aired at events where Trump was not physically present. The endorsements were just as impressive: Kari Lake, Matt Gaetz, Elise Stefanik, Paul Gosar, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Max Miller, the New York Young Republicans, the Texas agriculture commissioner. The most high-profile Trump-endorsed candidate to win in the midterms, J. D. Vance, was not on this list. Neither was Trump’s former press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, now governor-elect of Arkansas. I asked her why she hadn’t endorsed him. She didn’t respond.

The second former White House official said, “I think if he’s even our nominee, we may lose our country. Even if I don’t believe he can win a general again, I think he could burn down the country. I think it’s that dangerous. I’m terrified.”

“I think [the pandemic] really fucked up his head,” the first former White House official said. “He was already on that path, he was so desensitized and emboldened, and then during COVID, his interactions with real people were so cut off. [Like his anal sex partner Putin] During this tragic time where horrible things were happening, he wasn’t experiencing any of it. It was an ugly cocktail of the pandemic and race — after George Floyd — these things that activated his worst features. He lost touch with what was real, whatever limited ability he had before to connect was just gone.” He was more inclined to crack than others. “Here’s a person who is so untethered as it is, who largely escapes accountability, and there were always weird people around him, but the more the normal people disappeared, and all he’s surrounded by are the cuckoo birds,” the official trailed off. “His brain was vulnerable too because I think he was probably whatever his version of depressed is.”

First, I was told headquarters are — present tense — in the “Palm Beach area.” That’s according to Steven Cheung, a veteran of the 2016 campaign and the administration who departed amid a purge of suspected West Wing leakers and is now communications director of Trump 2024. [Ho ho ho] According to another campaign official, there are no headquarters. Not yet. The campaign plans to rent a space in the Palm Beach area. This is the new Trump campaign, same as the old Trump campaigns, so who knows whom to trust? For now, campaign business is conducted by phone, over Zoom, in the lobbies of the Marriotts and Holiday Inns in West Palm Beach, and, only as it relates to meetings with the candidate himself, at Mar-a-Lago. The candidate does not provide work space to his staff at his private club. Unless they have $200,000 to spare.

Before a wall of American flags, each kept in place by a gold screw in the shape of an eagle, Trump was alone. He is sensitive about this, too. He does not like how it looks. “I’m seeing people all the time. I have congressmen outside right now waiting to see me. I have many people from Congress coming to see me, I have senators coming to see me, I have a lot of people. I’m not isolated,” he told me. ...

 

"When Brick Man — that freak, Brick Man — is in the VIP seating, we’ve got a problem.” Brick Man is a man who wears a suit made of fabric with — you guessed it — a brick pattern. The bricks symbolize the wall on the U.S.-Mexico border. He wandered around the ballroom offering interviews to reporters. I have a high tolerance for this kind of shit, obviously, and I could not. ...

“It’s not there. In this business, you can have it and have it so hot and it can go overnight and it’s gone and you can’t get it back. I think we’re just seeing it’s gone. The magic is gone,” an adviser said.