Monday, September 30, 2024

 

Iran with the ball back, down 14-0 after two lightning strikes by Israel. 

They break huddle, the play clock is running down, Khamenei under center. He's gesturing to Hezbollah about the play. Iran has had communication problems all day. Play clock under five, they gotta get it off! The ball is snapped, handoff to Hezbollah...What is this? Hezbollah laterals back to Khamenei who is confused! It's a broken play! Khamenei is running around for dear life and Hezbollah is running the other way!

I find the news today from the Middle East very satisfying, even mirthful.

 

Iran’s leadership said 

deeply shaken, divided 

over response to

Nasrallah’s killing

 ...officials tell NY Times

Iran’s leadership is divided and bewildered over Israel’s assassination of Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah, four Iranian officials told The New York Times, with Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei apparently undecided about what to do next.

In my own decision-making calculus this is indeed both a difficult and a hard decision the Ayatollah faces.😁

[NYT sources] said news of Nasrallah’s death was received with shock and anxiety in Tehran, with some senior officials privately or in emergency meetings speculating that Israel may also strike Iran, with Khamenei as the target.

You see what I mean? This is a tough one. 😂

Amid heightened security, Khamenei was moved Saturday to a secure location from where he vowed revenge for Nasrallah’s death.

The old leading from the rear ploy, huh?

Khamenei was “deeply shaken” by the death of his close friend Nasrallah, the four Iranian officials said, though was maintaining composure. When he heard the reports, he called an emergency gathering of the country’s Supreme National Security Council at his home. 

...

In his public remarks, Khamenei praised Nasrallah and vowed to support Hezbollah, but did not threaten to attack Israel. He also indicated that Hezbollah would lead the response to the assassination with only support from Iran.

“All of the forces in the resistance stand by Hezbollah,” he said. “It will be Hezbollah, at the helm of the resistance forces, that will determine the fate of the region.”

“Lebanon will make the aggressor and the evil enemy regretful,” Khamenei also vowed.

 

Hezbollah’s deputy 

leader, sweating, says 

group ready to face

potential IDF ground op


Looking uncomfortable in recorded speech, the first by Hezbollah official since Israel killed Nasrallah, Naim Qassem says new leader to be named soon, fallen commanders replaceable.



Maybe UNRWA can assist with the air-conditioning? Israel can provide technical help if a wiring problem.


Hezbollah deputy leader Sheikh Naim Qassem said on Monday that his organization is ready for any potential ground operation by Israeli troops, in the first speech by an official of the terror group since its leader was killed.

...

 Qassem, who appeared to be sweating profusely throughout his speech, asserted that Hezbollah will continue in the footsteps of Nasrallah, who led it since 1992.


GOOD. Those will lead directly to the grave.

 

UNRWA chief says he did 

not know a suspended 

teacher was Hamas’s 

leader in Lebanon


‘What’s obvious for you today, was not obvious yesterday,’ says Lazzarini after Fateh Sherif Abu el-Amin killed in IAF raid; says Israel harming UNRWA’s reputation

 GENEVA — The head of the UN’s Palestinian refugee agency (UNRWA) on Monday denied knowing that its employee Fateh Sherif Abu el-Amin was a Hamas commander in Lebanon, and called on states to push back against Israeli attacks on the agency’s reputation.

The head of Hamas’s Lebanon branch, Abu el-Amin, was killed along with family members in an Israeli strike in southern Lebanon, the Palestinian terror group said on Monday. A statement from the terror group identified him as a “successful teacher and excellent [school] principal.”

...

[UNRWA chief Philippe] Lazzarini, who briefed the press after meeting with UN member states earlier on Monday, said he asked them to “push back on all the reputation attack on the agency and the ongoing drafting of bills which could be adopted in Jerusalem.”

You don't have to worry about your reputation, Phil.

He was referring to a move by Israeli parliament to declare the organization a “terrorist body,” which has already received preliminary approval. Such a move would be “absolutely unconscionable,” he added.

Sounds like a good idea!

Trump Calls for "One really violent day"

 


A City Upon a Hill

Asheville, North Carolina is among the very top of communities in the Appalachian South hardest hit by the storm Helene. The Associated Press description of what their reporters saw in Asheville: The destruction and desperation were unimaginable. 

Why? Asheville and many surrounding mountain towns were built in valleys...

WHY? Why are cities built in valleys? Why not build cities upon the hills?

The outdated answer is that cities needed a mode of transportation to deliver and receive goods. Like Johnstown, Pennsylvania. That's right, Flood City. There is a river that runs through Asheville, too the French Broad River. I don't know what goods 19th century Asheville sought to move, lumber perhaps, but whatever the original motive, the times long out grew that motive. 

Asheville is now a thriving, vibrant tourist destination and is the home to a liberal arts university, the University of North Carolina at Asheville. Guess where they built the university? I'll give you a hint. The address is 1 University Heights. I'll give you another hint. The university motto is "I Lift My Eyes to the Mountains". Several dozen people gathered on high ground in Asheville, where they found one of the city’s hottest commodities — a cell signal. I guarantee you they climbed to the university, a city upon a hill.

Polls Wobble, Don't Flip, Race Unchanged, Kamala Will Win

Of course the polls are going to wobble. Every day there is a new one. Days are different. So are polls. Polling two days ago by abc pollster is going to be different than yesterday's by xyz pollster.

The race is extremely tight, both nationally and in the 6-7 swing states so I get it. A 0.1 change in Pennsylvania, for instance, buoys one side and depresses the other.

It is for these reasons that it's important to keep in mind that the race has not changed. It is extremely tight only in Harris' margin of victory. The normal polling wobbles have not flipped the national popular vote from Harris to Trump and back again. Harris has been the national popular vote leader for a very long time. Likewise, she has been the winner in the Electoral College on the vast majority of days. Put in a nutshell, all the data taken as a whole, and over time, is overwhelmingly consistent with Kamala Harris being the next president.

"They're eating the pets"





Rallies



"What she's done to the country"


"She's a Marxist. Everybody knows she's a Marxist."

No underestimating the destruction in western North Carolina

I have never read CONTINUAL reports like these.





trumpie's Greatest Hits From Pennsylvania!

 


I just ordered Book Three, Master of the Senate, of Robert Caro's series The Years of Lyndon Johnson. I read The Passage of Power (Four) years ago. Master of the Senate won the Pulitzer in 2003.

Mr. Caro, at 88, is at work on the fifth and final volume. May God grant him the time to complete it.

Iran: The Rational Fanatic (could be a slogan)

 

Iran’s response to Israel will be a choice between 

revenge and survival. Markets say it’s choosing 

survival

I am very sorry to hear this. One of the great players and personalities in NBA history



T-36 to Election Day

Sunday, September 29, 2024

No.

 

Will the Browns & Deshaun Watson give fans a reason to believe? – Terry Pluto’s Pregame Scribbles

Hasn't this been a great weekend? A little schadenfreude to top it off, huh? WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US!

No, it's just one thing: Cleveland people.

 

If it’s not one thing, it’s another for the Browns and they’re in real trouble after four games: Dan Labbe

West Coast Offense & Progeny Are Killing Tackle Football

[Bo] Nix was 7 of 15 for minus-7 yards in the first two quarters, and finished with just 60 yards on 12-of-25 passing — but had no turnovers and made the big play when he needed. 

Final Score Fast Planes 9 Denver 10.

This "passing" game has obsoleted the running game in the NFL. Look at that: he passed FIFTEEN times and was MINUS-7! There is no vertical passing game anymore. It's all very short yardage dinks or even "passes"  behind the line of scrimmage

At this moment Deshaun Watson is 11/12 for FORTY-SIX yards, 3.8 per. Watson, the QB now, is averaging more, 6.0, on scrambles and designed runs than on his passes!

 

It is NOT unpatriotic to them, it is OPTIMISTIC

Trump’s brand of populist nationalism leans heavily on his dark rendering of America as a failing nation abused by elites and overrun by Black and brown immigrants. But his supporters, especially white cultural conservatives, hear in that rhetoric an optimistic patriotism encapsulated by the slogan on his movement’s ubiquitous red hats: “Make America Great Again.”

That was the assessment by Shane Walsh, a 52-year-old businessman from Austin, Texas. Walsh and his family decorated their tent on the university quadrangle with a Trump 2024 flag and professionally made sign depicting the newly popular message forecasting the Alabama football team “eating the Dawgs.”
For Walsh, the sign was not about immigration or the particulars of Trump’s showmanship, exaggerations and falsehoods.

“I don’t necessarily like him as a person,” Walsh said. “But I think Washington is broken, and it’s both parties’ faults — and Trump is the kind of guy who will stand up. He’s a lot of things, but weak isn’t one of them. He’s an optimistic guy — he just makes you believe that if he’s in charge, we’re going to be all right.”

Same speech

“You gotta get these people back where they came from,” Trump said in Wisconsin, as the Republican presidential nominee again focused on Springfield, Ohio, which has been roiled by false claims he amplified that Haitian immigrants are stealing and “eating the dogs ... eating the cats” from neighbors’ homes. 

“You have no choice,” Trump continued. “You’re going to lose your culture. You’re going to lose your country.”

trumpie: Kamala "mentally disabled".

Republicans on Sunday sought to distance themselves from Donald Trump’s latest insults of Democratic nominee Kamala Harris during a rambling weekend rally in Wisconsin in which he called her “mentally disabled.”

AP Top-25 Week 6

1. Alabama. Darn it, I didn't give that as much thought as I should have.

2. Texas. Makes sense. Bama of course had FAR the most impressive win and Texas struggled early against a BAD Miss. State team.

3. Ohio. That's where I put them.

4. Tennessee

5. Georgia. I think Georgia is the better team but I don't have a problem with moving an unbeaten ahead of a once-beaten from the same conference. I hadn't thought that through either.

6. Oregon

7. Paterno-Sandusky. Yes, that's up two, and warranted. They beat the no. 19 team in the country, shutting them out after the first drive.

8. Miami Gardens. Don't have a problem with that either. UMG really did lose that Va. Tech game.

9. Missouri. The last two in the top-ten I projected right.

10. Meeshagan

 

The rest:

11. Southern Cal
12. Olé Miss. Down six.
13. LSU. I don't fault the ranking, I just don't believe in that team.
14. The University of Our Lady of the Lake. Same.
15. Clemson.
16. Iowa State
17. BYU. Up five. Deserved. They're 5-0.
18. Utah. Down eight. Deserved. Lost to Hairy Boner by 13 at home!
19. Oklahoma. Up two.
20. K-State. Up three.
21. Boise State. Up four.
22. Lewisville. Down seven? For losing to Our Lady by the Lake? Harsh.
23. Indiana. New to top-25. Beat Maryland. 5-0. Deserved.
24. Illinoise. Down five.
25. UNLV.

Among "Others Receiving Votes" Hairy Boner 106, Pitt is next with 42, more than last week without playing a game. Play the Apple Chills down the Tobacco Road next Saturday.

After Fall Saturdays I always feel that the NFL shouldn't play on Sundays. They should start on Mondays.

Projecting the new AP top-10:


1. Texas
2. Alabama
3. Ohio
4. Georgia
5. Tennessee
6. Miami Gardens
7. Oregon
8. Paterno-Sandusky
9. Missouri
10. Michigan
DJ Uiagalelei was 12-for-30 passing for 222 yards, three interceptions, and TD passes of 9 yards to Kentron Poitier and 20 yards to Landen Thomas for Florida State (1-4, 1-3). Uiagalelei was replaced by Brock Glenn in the final minutes.
...
Florida State has lost at least three of its first four games for the third time in coach Mike Norvell’s five seasons.


For reasons known only to him, Mike Norvell is determined to ride with DJ Uiagalelei into joint oblivion.
The pros athletes who watched Ryan Williams were awestruck. I only saw replay of his last TD catch. I saw more of another true freshman, Oklahoma WB Michael Hawkins Jr. and was awestruck.

"He knows four plus two equals six, I know four plus two equals six."

"He knows four plus two equals six," [Alabama freshman receiver] Williams said, referring to [QB Jalen] Milroe's number and his number, respectively. "I know four plus two equals six. The ball's just got to go in the air."






Yesterday was one of the most fun days I have ever had. Following college tackle football, tracking my fantasy bets, being with Eleven, writing. Seems weird but I was so happy.

37 Days to KAMALOT!

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Last Call

This has been an unbelievable (and fecund) day. Fourth Quarter Saturday.

Duke came from 0-20 down to hand Mackie Old Brown a differently excrutiating loss 21-20 at Dook. The Sapphire Demons were another 4Q miracle team taking their first lead with 5:42 remaining and outscoring the 'Eels 14-0 in the quarter.

And SMU, WELCOME TO THE ACC SMOO! THANK YOU! The "Mustangs" murdered already dead Half Ass Ew 42-16 in Dallas.

Too much, I can't keep up so I'm going to sleep.

The Star of the Day is...*

 ...Whoever the TV play-by-play guy was on Oklahoma-Auburn. The guy has a great call, great sense of moment, and a great voice. I don't know what his name is! I have googled it 2-3 times. Idk. *Update: Joe Tessitore.

THEY'RE KNEELING IT OUT IN TUSCALOOSA! BAMA WILL WIN 41-34! DEAR GAWD!!!!!!!

 INTERCEPTED BY ALABAMA!

1ST AND 10 AT THE 20, :49!

3rd and 8 at the 34, :52

1st down at the Al 36, 1' left

1:15 left UGA ball Al 44

Game of the Year, can call it now. Alabama-Georgia. Still not over. 2' left, UGA ball own 34, but GOTY

FT PSU 21 Illinoise 7

 


A 75-YARD TD PASS FROM JALEN MILROE ON THE FIRST PLAY AFTER UGA HAD TAKEN THE LEAD!

 


WHAT?!?! BAMA 41 GEORGIA 34, 2:18 LEFT!

ALABAMA (4) 33 GEORGIA (2) 34!!!!!!!!! 2:30 LEFT

 GEORGIA HAS COME FROM 28-0 DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


PSU 21 Illinoise 7, 1:15 4Q, 'Noise 3rd and 12 own 23. *squirm*

SMU 28 Half Ass Ew 16, 4:45 3Q HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


 

PSU missed another FG. That's 2 for them, 1 for Illinoise.

Nebraska won the day in the B1G with 3 misses. Their opponent, Purdoofus added another. Seven missed FGs in two games. Congratulations to the B1G.

Elles and Gees, I am going to win $15 today and go up $30 (!) on the season

PSU (9) 14 Illinoise (19) 7, 5:55 4Q.

Never had this level betting success before.

Hmm. Bama (4) 30 UGA (2) 15, 3:39 3Q

Trump shifted from topic to topic so quickly that it was hard to keep track of what he meant at times. He talked about the two assassination attempts against him and blamed the U.S. Secret Service for not being able to hold a large outdoor rally instead of an event in a smaller indoor space. But he also offered asides about climate change, Harris’ father, how his beach body was better than President Joe Biden’s, and a fly that was buzzing near him.

“I will liberate Wisconsin from the mass migrant invasion. We’re going to liberate the country.”

 Sept. 28, 2024





PSU (9) 14 Illinoise (19) 7, 12:12 4Q

I have $5 on Illinoise -17.5 and $5 on -18.5.

Wildd as the Wind

Chinups


Check the tail.



Where do they get field goal kickers in th B1G, from the school choral?

The half is going to end 7-7 at Lasch, but because both teams missed FGs on their last possession. Maybe Nebraska's kid kicks in ALL B1G games? idk.

Go to 3:59 and hear, and see, the Oklahoma play caster's reaction to the pick six


 

12:24 2Q! It's barely in the 2Q and Bama is up 28-0! :o

Oh my goodness, Bama 28 UGA zip

How 'Bout Them Tide! 14-0, 4:39 1Q

Paterno-Sandusky (9) 0 Oskee-Wow-Wow 7, 9:36 1Q

 I am like in heaven. This is HOUSE MONEY! I've never played with so much house money!

 


"AND IT'S INTERCEPTED! KIP LEWIS! COULD HE! MY OH MY!"

 Oklahoma pick six Auburn

Great call by the caster. Doesn't get any better.

The first rule to make betting fun is to really believe. Go with your gut. Don't overthink it. Of course you can always lose, you WILL lose, but if you really believe then you'll have fun win or lose.

You know how Albern lost that game?

On a 63-yard pick six😂 Wait...And a two-point conversion🤣

I'm up $20 :o

That's my personal record! Even if Paterno-Sandusky puts the lasch to Illinoise, I'll be up ten on the season. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Albern is fucking pathetic. This is the THIRD STRAIGHT sack!

Go Plain Tiger Eagle Men! We want a TD! We want a TD. (I hate Oklahoma.)

21-27, :54. WAIT! I'M GONNA WIN EVEN IF OU LOSES! HAHAHAHAHA! I hope they do. I hope Albern beats them by 1.

4th and 7 at the Albern 22 and there's still :58 left? Gulp.

 🎵4th and 8 and

They done sacked him

Now OU has

The football

And there's only

One minute left

And I am a 

Golden God🎵

 


Albern 21 OKLAHOMA BOOMER SOONERS 24, TYOO' LEFT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've always liked Oklahoma.

 


Albern 21 OU 16, 4:35 4Q

The "Sooners" are TEASERS! 

Albern 21 Oklahoma (21) 10, 14:12 4Q


 

🎵Oklahoma kicked a field goal,

Hardly worth that stupid song.

But the line al-so went half

Now I win if

They lose by one.

Fuck you Boomer

And your Sooner

And your head coach

Venerables.🎵

 🎵Do you know the way to Fresno State?

No, I do not,

And 

V

Doesn't care to know🎵

Bowling Green, after all the good things I've said about you you're losing to the Old Dominions?

Mackie Old Brown has gotten better in a week. HT Dook 0-17

Numero Uno Texas leads the Cowbells only 14-6 at half time

You know what the spread was? THIRTY-EIGHT and ONE-HALF.

Holio molio Southern Cal (13) trails the Boogers 21-10, 11:03 3Q

Why did I bet Oklahoma?

Fuck me. HT Albern 14 Oklahoma (21) 7

FT Slaverpool 2 Wolf Wanderers 1

Slavers go top if the table.

You know, I'm getting tired of Notre Dame.

OKLAHOMA JUST STUFFED ALBERN 4TH AND GOAL AT OU 1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Packa Wolves beat NoIllinoise 24-17

Holy hell, Indiana is 5-0? Yep, they beat Mary Land 42-28 in Hoosierville.

K-State (23) routed I'M A MAN (20) 42-20 in little Manny Hatty.

Meeshagan (12) almost blew it agin' Minnehaha in the Large Structure. Gophs scored 21 in the 4th but 'Eens prevailed 27-24.

Lotta fourth quarter comebacks today! Gotta love lotta them.


Holy shit KY-Jelly beat Olé Miss (6) 20-17 in Mississippi God Damn! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

GOOD! My first play of the day: Albern-1 0 OU (21) 7, 12:06 1Q

My goodness gracious

Nebraska scored TWENTY-ONE points in the final quarter to beat Purdoofus 28-10. HAHAHAHAHA!

The MAJESTIC SOARING EAGLES scored FOURTEEN in the 4th to overcome Western Kentucky 21-20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!😂

A baby girl (former client's granddaughter) at first eagerly reaching for yummy cupcake,


But then, 
"Eww, mom, messy!"🤣





And this is too sad. BC 7 WKU 20, 8:36 3Q. Will post final.

PUR 3 Neb 0, 6:42 3Q

This game is too hideous to blog. It's dystopian. I'll post the final score.

Half Ass U makes its first trip to one of the newbies, Smoo, in the "Atlantic" "Coast" Conference at 8 bells tonight Normal Confederate Time. Smoo is -6! Trample 'em, Ponies!

HT Packa Wolves 17 Northern Illinoise 14

This is just stultifying, systemic incompetence. Purdue has been awful for almost every year of my sentient life. Nebraska has sucked at football for like 10 years. They may have to demolish these two universities and start over. There's no fixing this.

Goodness gracious, HT Olé Miss (6) 7 KY-Jelly 10

 

To NebGrad then, WHY HASN'T RHULE CHANGED SNAPPERS?!

Nebraska's first string KICKER isn't playing--Injured!

The backup was 1/2 against Illinoise. Then why do you keep going to him, Rhule?!

Faux

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That was BEFORE the third one was blocked. 🤦

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They tried another one and it was blocked. Holy hell HT 0-0

Pigeons 7 Chestnut Hilltoppers 17. Yikes

Okay, Neb. 3rd and 10 at Purdoofus 14, 2' HT. If I was Rhule I would not try another FG!

HT Slaverpool 1 Wolfs 0

The Dreadful Bowl

 


NO! Purdue's score was wiped out by offensive pass int! That's at least the third in this game. 0-0, 7:47 2Q

Purdoofus 7 Neb 0, 8:03 2Q

Man, I don't know about Nebraska. They may never get this turned around. They have an elite QB but there seem to be holes everywhere. They are undisciplined, 5 penalties each in this game, the Neb QB has been sacked once already, their defense, not exactly the Blackshirts, just gave up a 51-yard pass for the TD, (nullified byr PUR offensive pass interference), and they have missed TWO FGs. They were ten-point favorites in this game over an awful Purdue team that is not making any boilers, and they still seem fragile emotionally to me, I could be wrong, we'll see if they lose this game. Under Frost, a loss like this would send their season spiraling. Maybe last week's L to Illinoise did!

WKU's second TD was after the Pigeon INT

Oh boy, Hilltoppers on top of Chestnuts Hill 14-0, 12:01 2Q

Oh, BC's QB, Thomas Castellanos is out injured! Back-up threw an INT on their 3rd possession

They can't move the ball. WKU didn't score off a T.O., though: 63-yard drive.

Are you kidding me, Pigeons 0 Tophillers 7? Honest Injun.

Unfortunately, the Sherrifs didn't get another one, or the first one. FT 0-1 Fulman

Oh, Arsenal got another one! FT 4-2 Lester

Arsenal Score in 90+4

Thank you for your weather history stories

 


I love Manny Navarro's avatar for this tweet.


 "Hmm"😁

Oh my God, Lester has tied it at the Highbury Library.

Iz Doing Good Work on Hiz

Yesterday they offed Hiz "overall leader" Hassan Nasrallah in an air strike in Beirut. Hiz confirmed his non-living status. Hiz is reeling, which is real fine.

Nottingham, who haven't LOST this season, trail Fulman 1-0 in the Forest, 54'.

FT Saudi Sovereign Wealth 1 Emirati Princelings 1

This is the break that Arsenal needed. They lead 2-1 in London against Lester in the 53'. If they draw. Again. At home. To Lester. Then they aren't ready for premier time. Slaverpool, second, can go an honest top of the table if they beat Wolverhampton Wanderers at 12:30 pm in the afternoon Normal Colonies Time.

Oh my goodness gracious, the VT receiver caught and controlled that ball. That should have been a TD

I just saw a fourth angle. It is CLEAR! The ACC statement on the play:

"During the review process of the last play of the Virginia Tech at Miami game, it was determined that the loose ball was touched by a Miami player while he was out of bounds, which makes it an incomplete pass and immediately ends the play."

THERE WAS NO FUCKING "LOOSE BALL"?! I don't know what the hell the conference is talking about!

The "Heat" Are Being Lapped

New York just swung a trade of Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo for Minnesota big man Karl-Anthony Towns. The "Heat": standing pat.

AP says UMG should remain in T-10 when new rankings cone out!🤷‍♂️

Ohh!

Va. Tech almost won that game! Their 30-yard Hail Mary into the end zone last night was ruled on the field a TOUCHDOWN! "Upon further review", the call was reversed as an incomplete pass. The casters were discussing whether there was clear evidence to overturn the call on the field. Define: "clear". On my first view of the replay I didn't think the Hokie Gobbler had control of the ball. On second and third replays I thought he might have. So, it wasn't clear--to me--watching three replays. Whatever, with that near-death experience against a huge underdog, I think the AP voters will drop the Gardeners from their perch at 7th.

Arright, I'm fuck it, I'm going with what I really believe. I'm putting $5 on Oklahoma getting one at Albern; and I'm putting another $5 on Illinoise now being given 19.5 at Lasch Memorial Stadium. That's $15 total: $5 on Illinoise getting 18.5, $5 on them getting 19.5, $5 on the Laters.

Two bits

Four bits

Six bits 

A dollar

All yinz lazy bones

Get up and holler!

T-38 to Kama Walz

Friday, September 27, 2024

 So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Pass incomplete, UMG (7) holds on FT 38-34

AP voters have punished highly-ranked teams for close losses at home to decided underdogs. Missouri for example. All except Paterno-Sandusky. Will they the Gardeners? Their ranking is rarified. This game was not and required a late score and a late stand. My answer depends on how the other teams in the top-ten do. The "Hokies" lost at Vanderbilt and home to Ruptures. They have beaten nobody. Thus the -17.5 spread.  

UMG's most impressive win was the 41-17 beatdown of FU in Gainesville in week one. I think UMG is overrated but I don't know if this is the week for a correction. The teams ahead of them are Olé Miss who play KY Jelly in Mississippi God Damn, #1 Texas who will slaughter the Cowbells in Austin. Georgia (2) at Bama (4). The loser will drop. If it's Bama and if it's a decisive loss, I could see them falling below UMG. Same, I guess, with a decisive UGA loss but nobody expects decisive either way. A close loss won't drop UGA to 7th, a close loss at home may drop Bama. Ohio (3) is supposed to murder East Lansing Spartak. -23.5. A close win on the road and I don't see AP writers dropping the "Buckeyes" four spots. A LOSS! Hoo Doggie yes.

I think these competing considerations, barring a hard-to-imagine upset of gigantic proportions will keep UMG where they are.

Good night pickskins!

3" left VT ball UMG 30. One last play.

VT will probably lose but Brent Pry coached the hell out of ball tonight.

UMG called TO with :18 left and VT on their 42 (?)

And they get both. UMG (7) 38 vt 34, 1:57 4Q

 A TD and extra point here and VT will have to score touchdown in under 2'.

UMG 1st and goal VT 1, 2' left

They go for ut, they get it. 2nd and 5 VT 41, 4:22.

UMG 4th and 3 midfield. 4:59

VT 3-and-out, UMG ball, 6:15 4Q

TD Miamuh. 31-34, 8:40 4Q

Still took 3' 25" of clock. Seemed quicker to me. Obviously, they can't let VT get another TD.

Ooh boy, Va. Tech scored a TD again. 24-34, 12:05 4Q

On 3rd and 9 from the UMG 16; a pass. "Hokies" have pulled every trick up their sleeve to counter the talent disparity and so far it has worked. The Gardeners are confused. But their lead has been no fluke. A big turkey, Bhayshul "Rootin" Tuten has gouged UMG, 18/138, 1 TD. UMG could win this game and still cover the spread, they've got so much talent.

Hokie Gobblers 27 Gardeners (7) 24, End 3Q

THERE'S SOME LEGS ON THOSE TWO TEAMS! UMG 56-yard FG, HT 17-24

 2nd and 10 UMG VT 38, :05 2Q. Only got time for one play. I'd throw it in the end zone. UMG's kicker gonna make a 55-yarder? Doubtful (but see VT's kick).

THEY FUCKING KICKED A FG AND MADE IT :o 14-24, :12 but UMG at VT 38

Va. Tech has an interesting call to make and they've take a T.O. to cogitate upon it. 4th and 10 at UMG 40, :25 2Q. What YOU don't want to do is give UMG the ball where it is now. It's too long for a FG (and kicks are risky) and mebbe too short for a punt (and punts are risky). You don't want to pass (risky) and you aren't going to get a first down running. I'd let the play clock run down, take a penalty and then run it.

Ooh, interesting game

Previously-ranked Northern Illinoise at previously-ranked Packa Wolves Saturday at noon. Wolfs -8.5.

Albern -1 agin' Oklahoma (21) at Jordon Hair? That's crazy. CAL beat the Plains Eagle Tigers. Did the "Sooners" come down with team dysentery? Something has happened. The line opened OU -2.5. That's a three and a half point flip. Oklahoma is starting a different QB. That one's at 3:30 bells. I'm gonna cogitate 'pon that one.

-I didn't check the unranked games-The Majestic Soaring Eagles of Boston College are -8 in Chestnuts Hill against...Western Kentucky. Jeez oh man, that seems paltry.

The Golden Buffaloes at the Golden Knights. UCF -14. Too much. I got a lotta cogitatin' to do.

The fucking PSU-Illinoise game has moved in the SNITS direction! It's now -19.5. God damn the pusher. You're tempting me! I'm up fifteen on the season. I think that's the most I have ever been. I've narrowed further investment cogitations to another $5 on the Illinis and/or $5 on the Laters. If I took futures on all three and lost I'd be even, not a bad place to be at any time, especially mid-season. Do I have an abiding conviction? That's the content of my cogitation.

Washington at Ruptures???? I forgot, they're in the B1G now! MAN, that's a hike, huh?

Va. Tech TD, 14-21, 5:25 2Q

UMG has been sloppy, two T.O.s, 4 penalties.

Scholarly Tackle

Virginia Tech and UMG (7) are knotted up at 14 at the Rock. Gardeners were -17.5

I haven't picked another game. Plum forgot about it, I did. Investing, truly this is apodictic across fields, whether stocks or sports, is don't put all of your eggs in one basket. I was thinking hard of making another $5 bet on the Illinis but that would violate a sacred canon. Unless I--quickly--find another game that boats my float I'm gonna keep my bet at $5.


It's Friday night...


Be careful.



Another Record High

 




Dow Jones Industrial Average climbs into record high after PCE inflation

So many record highs, is it 40 this year?, that it's boring.
 

My (second) ex-wife is Twitter quick-witted.  She sent me this,

and her text message Twitter-esque comment was,

"Too bad they weren’t mail ordered blow up dolls"

😂👏🤣👏!!!!!!

My Big Brother called me this morning from the V.A. He was waiting to be seen for a routine examination. When I answered the phone it was with my cheery "Hellooo Big Bye" (my childhood nickname before I could pronounce his name). "Hi Dave", but he sounded serious. Given where he was I got a wee alarmed. "I wanted to tell you something." (didn't vanquish my alarm). "Yesterday, I was in church. I was there at 7, the service doesn't start till 8 but I get there early" (I knew that.). And I was sitting there and closed my eyes and thought how proud I am of you." "Oh please, please." "Let me finish. And I thought how proud I was of you" (rattling off my quote accomplishments unquote), "And I sat there and was very thankful for you."

"Thankful". He was "thankful" for my existence and what it meant to be my brother! :o I am quite sure no one has ever thanked me for existing. Of course I was very touched.

He and I are very different. He's 83, I'm 69. He has lived all his life in the area we both grew up in, Pennsyltucky; I've lived 44 years in Miami Beach. Our most profound difference is politics, he's a Trumpists, I'm sapphire blue. Very similar differences exist between me and my-brother-the-klansman, who I have had, and want, no contact with for eight years. The reason my B.B. and I are close is because he has always been nice to me. "He was wery, wery good to me, he wuz" said Jo in Bleak House. My B.B. has been wery, wery good to me my entire life. Always talked me up, always has been proud of me. Is "thankful' for me.

My slightest movement elicits a responsive reaction from Eleven. I shift on the bed, her eyes open. If I change venue she follows. But when she sees prey, it's like she's on adderall, lasar-focused. A few minutes ago I got up from bed and came into the living room to write. She followed and, as is her wont, climbed up on my desk, right between me and the computer🙄. ME ME ME. So I did the usual, massaged her a knuckle sandwich, moved the computer up so she didn't sit on it (ever so demurely as if to say, "Don't mind me, daddy."). Then she suddenly leapt down. The blinds were up on the sliding glass doors. I didn't have my phone with me so got up and went into the bedroom to retrieve it. She didn't budge and I filmed this.

Hiz

 

Israel says it hit Hizbollah headquarters with Beirut air strikes

(Financial Times)

"What is wrong with JD Vance?"


That gets right to the heart of it. As mum used to say about off-in-the-head Uncle Benny, "Uncle Benny was not right. He was just not right.

I mean:




C'mon man, get some help.

There has to be a better way

Bloomberg/Morning Consult has Kamala up in six swings, Nv, Pa., Az. Mi., Wi. NC, and tied in Ga. +3 in Hairy Boner when NYT/Siena just had us down 5? 🤷‍♂️ This is a well-regarded poll; the Times is the most well-regarded. These two polls should not be this divergent. There's gotta be a better way.

My fucking friend has morphed into Ansel Adams of the Highlands.

We interrupt trumpie's hatred of Taylor Swift...

Scotland is a magical place, the home of Sir Walter Scott and John Buchan, Lord Tweedsmuir, among many others, but those I have read. Both, and others, wrote of the treeless, human-less, featureless, "uncanny" green of the Scottish glens It struck them, and Rudyard Kipling, as vaguely malignant. I have never been to Scotland but a friend is there now. I talked him up about the unsettling greenness of the glens and asked, if he and his wife had occasion, to take photos. The first two he sent were lovely, of the Scottish coast, but "Turn the camera around!" I implored. He did and produced two of the finest pics of the glens that I have seen. My favorite is this one.


Can you believe a normal person took that? It is edtremely similar to another fanous of the glens taken in 2006:


But my friend's is clearly, to me, superior. The view is more panoramic. Picture a human at the bottom of the glen in the deep background in my friend's photo. They would be a speck hopelessly surrounded by green, and a speck without apparent chance of survival: no water, no food, no ground cover for shelter, seemingly remote from any other human. At least in the 2006 photo there is a river that runs through it, which negates the hopeless otherwordliness that Buchan, et al found so unnerving.

A close second as my favorite from my friend, is this pic:




Honestly, I have compared his photos with Google images search term "wild scottish glens" and simply "scottish glens" and my friend's are superior to anything I have seen. He could stay there for my sake. It would diminish the average IQ of Florida unfortunately, but perhaps add a point to the Scots national average.