Disco Donald

A president who appeared on the cover of Playboy and a first lady who appeared on the cover of GQ.

Pretty sure that would be the first time for that.

Melania Trump nee Melanija Knavs would also be the first president's wife to have posed naked in her nudity.

Mrs. Trump chained,

Unchained.

Beautiful woman, beautiful body, yes, thank you for unchaining it for us.

Nothing wrong with bisexuality, nothing at all.

It is all so tacky. Those are right at the top of the tackiness meter with Kim Kardashian and the rest of "America's Royal Family."

Is there no limit to the tackiness of these people? Tackiness is cultural barrenness and the Trumps would be the tackiest, most scandalous, most embarrassing people to occupy the White House since Andrew Jackson.

It's horrible.