Manafort, Man in Fort

Paul Manafort, former close adviser to former Ukraine president Viktor Yanukovych who fled to the former Soviet Union and is now wanted for treason in Ukraine; former campaign manager to former reality TV personality "Donald" "J" "Clownstick," now wanted for treason in the former United States of America; general supersleaze, wants out of jail. Manafort is now a guest of Fort Club Fed courtesy of an order of a federal judge. Contacting witnesses, Paulie was. Trying to get their "stories straight."