CVS and Publix are out of toilet paper, paper towels, and jugs of water. For some reason. So, needing the first two, I went to the local A-rab convenience store and also told the Muslim proprietor about it.

You know when Trump run first time and say "Send all dirty Mooslims back to own country?" Mooslims don't wipe their ass, Mooslims wash their ass. So I say...

And I finished:

Trump, wash your ass!