The "Poodles" beat the Fresno State "Raisins" 19-14 in East Hartford. Be damned.
Paterno-Sandusky (11) raped the boys of Northwestern but the "Mildcats" put up a fight at the violation. 17-7 the final at Lasch.
Half Ass U (23) was beaten by 22-Forest 31-21 in Tally.
K-State (25) ran its record to 4-1 with a 37-28 win over Texas Tech in Manhattan.
Kansas became 5-0 (?:o) by beating visiting Iowa State 14-11. Pause: The two Kansas teams are a combined 9-1. Pick jaw up off table. Unpause.
Purdue upset 21-Minnehaha 20-10 in Minnehaha.
Okie State (9) won in Whacko over the "Raping Bears" (16) 36-25.
Mississippi State puttin' a hurtin' on Jumbo Fisher's portfolio! "Bulldogs" lead "Acquies" 35-17, 6' to play.
...Can't believe that TCU score and can't believe Liverpool's startling start to the Premier League season. Brighton led today 2-0 after 17'.
