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City "thrashed" (ESPN's word) Wolverhampton Wanderers today 3-0 with Erling Haaland's hat trick, which, according to the write-up "silenced his critics", which I didn't even know he had critics. Whatever. In the runner-up bowl in the capital Lautaro Martinez has just scored for Manchester "Buccaneers" Football Franchise to even their match with runaway front runners Arsenal 2-2. That match is in the 59'.