To (2nd) ex- who is in real banana republics and asked for a mug shot:

You missed the most absurd spectacle since the OJ slow-speed chase. He had a Clown Car Caravan of about a dozen cars from Hartsfield to Rice Street. A royal procession ending at the Dade County Jail, from modern first-world highways down NW 12 St, to an only-a-jail, uglier-than-ugly destination. And he was only in there for about 10 mins and then the whole carny hit the road again. It was absurd. No mug shot yet.