“Hi, it’s me, Eleven. I would like to make a complaint for kitten neglect. My dad was very mean to me tonight. He IGNORED me to follow the stupid Heat game for like 10 whole minutes! I even tried to help him type on the keyboard on the computer and he wouldn’t let me! I hope you will straighten him out.”

Sincerely,

Eleven

Now, I’m going to go to sleep.