Tuesday, August 02, 2016

Russia After the Russians

I've been thinking about what to do with Russia when there are no more Russians living there. This is super long range thinking as it'll take a hundred years or so for the radiation to dissipate.

It could be the HUGEST natural park. Or penal colony. Which it already sort of is! Or both. "Ooh, daddy, can we go see Donald Trump in his cage at the jail/park today?" "Honey, we saw Trump last week, we have to visit your uncle this week."

We have to do something with the 60,000,000 or so Americans who will vote for Trump and we could "relocate" them immediately because, you know, who cares if they grow an extra head?

NO guns. There would be no frigging Second Amendment in post-Russian Russia.

So, that was one thought I had. It's a good one but I considered others and chose a different one.