It can't be a big prison, too expensive. Think of the administrative costs!
A penal colony, though...Now, one thing I don't think anybody has ever thought of is a wall.Walls are usually built to keep undesirables out, right? But in prisons and in China walls are built to keep people in. Undesirables are people. The salubrious consequence of this "retaining" wall, as it were, is greatly reduced administrative costs.
We begin by transporting the 60,000,000 Clownstickanovs,
to the geographical center of Russia,
Lake Vivi!
We deposit them there in the state of nature and in a state of nature: naked except for a loincloth.
They'll have to make their own fly rods, fishing poles or whatever; spears to kill the moose.
The Russian Penal Colony and Paintball Park!
A penal colony, though...Now, one thing I don't think anybody has ever thought of is a wall.Walls are usually built to keep undesirables out, right? But in prisons and in China walls are built to keep people in. Undesirables are people. The salubrious consequence of this "retaining" wall, as it were, is greatly reduced administrative costs.
We begin by transporting the 60,000,000 Clownstickanovs,
to the geographical center of Russia,
"Home! Home on the range."
"Where the moose and the Clownstickanov play!"
Lake Vivi!
We deposit them there in the state of nature and in a state of nature: naked except for a loincloth.
They'll have to make their own fly rods, fishing poles or whatever; spears to kill the moose.
And then we shall become HUNTERS OF MEN.
Paintball hunters of men!
The Russian Penal Colony and Paintball Park!
Another good idea. But I decided not to go with that either.