Monday, October 14, 2013

Googly-Poogly, you have been...annoying today but that's okay, I really like you. You just bird pump sometimes. One more thing. Not now, but for the last several hours that I've noticed, you have put an advertisement here that asks, "Do you Hate Obama?" Google, what the fuck? Nobody who reads this blog hates Barack Obama; nobody who writes for this blog-75% of that would be me, by the way-hates Barack Obama. We, or I, may want to put our hands around his neck and squeeze really hard sometimes, but only for a few seconds and not until he passes out or anything. We don't hate the president of the United States, Google. We don't hate. Period there. We do not hate...Well, maybe Islam, yes I hate Islam, I've admitted it before, Arright, fine! But this is not generally a blog of haters, Google. We don't, with that one exception, hate. In addition Google, isn't such an ad pertty close to hate speech, its own self? You have your frigging rules Google, I could have sworn one of them was to prohibit hate speech. But fine, whatever. Maybe that ad didn't violate your "standards." It did mine, Google, it did mine. And I don't want to see that fucking ad again. I will opt out of all ads if I see that one again. I have my standards. Good night, Googly-poogly. Punk.