Sunday, April 20, 2025

Short Pants*

FTs

*Updated Lester 0  Champeens Liverpool 1. All that needs happen for Arsenal to snag the title is to win their last five games and for Livers to lose three (they've lost two all season) and draw two.🙄

Fulman 1 Swine Chelsea 2
Runners Up 4 Goin' Down Town 0

 

"Thunder" 13 Memphibians 9, 6:10, Mem. mand. TO.

"Thunder" 4 Memphis Wheels 4 early

FT Manchester Unitard 0 Timberwolverhampton 1 at Old Hosiery

"The ocean is on fire"



Today is the 15th anniversary of the Deepeager Horizon explosion which birthed one

of the iconic photos of modernity.

Happy Easter, Bunnies. I plum forgot.

Public Occurrences April 20, 2025

US sees 

widespread 

anti-Trump 

protests







Miami-Davion County plays Lake Mistake Land at 7 bells

Oh my kitty. Like waking up to a toddler. all playful and running around and making noise and being cuteous maximus. 🫶🐈‍⬛

First day I have awakened feeling rested in weeks. Had been dreaming of USMLE flashcards both times I got up at night.

Saturday, April 19, 2025

The Fucking Land of 10,000 Lakes dumped their contents on the Land of No Lakes tonight 117-95. Shocking result to me.

La-La No-Lake was -4.5.

Land of Lakes Swamping La-La 47-34! Sheesh.

Land of No Lakes 35 Land of Lakes 32, 8:23 2Q

Land of No Lakes 28 Land of Lakes 21, End 1Q

La-La Lu-Ka 15 Dire Wolves 7, 5:37 1Q

More than half-way through 1Q, 22 pts???

I can't believe I missed three NBA games today.

FTs

Pebbles 112 La-La Clip-Clip 110 (OT
Yellow Basketball Team 117 Male Deer 98
Manny Hatty 123 Zollner Pistons 112

Oh, right up my joy-filled alley!

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Paul Maurice, a master of the spoken word, chose an uncommon word for a coach recently about his job: Joy.
...
Have you heard a coach use that word around a pro sports team? Ever? But doesn’t it reflect what the Florida Panthers have built when held up against words slung by the other team leaders in town?

The last time was Jimmy Butler saying he was leaving Boot Camp Riley because he needed to get his "joy" back. Erik Spoelstra invoked steel mills with his "forge, forge, forge" obsessive mantra.

“This has been a wholly and completely unexpected level of joy I find in my job because of the men around here,’’ the Panthers coach said. “I was asked today for a memory — it’s this group. It’s the fun that we’ve had.
...
Maurice was later asked about this joy, and he repeated how it’s not just from the players or a the byproduct of winning. It’s from the full work atmosphere inside the Panthers — the medical staff, the trainers, the communications people

Culture. Atmosphere. Work environment. Choose your label. This is how it looks and feels when you have the right people assembled at the right time in any team or business.
...
The Heat’s top player the previous several years, Jimmy Butler, got into a nasty contract dispute that dominated this season and forced a trade. You can win with issues, as the Heat did with Butler in previous years. But to have aligned feelings inside a team like the Panthers? To have joy?

Isn't that what sports should be? From owner to coach to player to water boy, to fan, shouldn't it be fun? Should it be like a boot camp or a steel mill?

It’s not hockey’s humble way to sell “Panthers Culture” T-shirts. But the finished culture is sports at its best. ...

It is.

This is how it looks and feels when everything aligns inside an organization from a star like Barkov to a dentist like Robins. That’s created a surprise emotion for a 58-year-old coach in his 27th NHL season:

Joy.

Dave Hyde's profile, Muckrack

Elementary school kids and lawyers over 45 want my job. 

Hyde 

FT Everton 0 Manchester City 2

Good. It was nil nil until the 84'. Not good.


Since Pelle got hurt (he's mended and was available last night but got a DNPCD), that has been Erik Spoelstra's starting five and rotation: Davion never starting, being the last rotation player inserted, yet playing starter's minutes. Such are the ways of Spo and who am I? However, you would have to search awhile to find a starter who was yanked after only 11' who had not gotten injured. Talking Alec Burks. Alec played fewer mins than the 8th guy in, Kyle Anderson. He played just-to-get-your-jersey-wet mins while seven other guys played more: fellow starters Kel'el 2x as many, Bam and Tyler 4x, and Davion, the last guy off the pine, 3.6x, 29 minutes more. 

This was not a one game aberration. In 🌬️, Burks, starting again, played only 17', scoring only tyoo points; Davion as the tenth man, played 33 and had 15 points and 9 assists.

There are some players who thrive in a sixth man role. They get to read the game before coming in. Maybe Davion is one of those players, but he's not the sixth man, he's the ninth, or tenth, man. It is just illogical to have the 9th guy play 40'!  I have called previously for Davion to start. Now a fanzine has weighed in: Spoelstra's most baffling call. It is baffling. Let me flip it: Davion played 40 of a possible 53' last night. You cannot reasonably want Spo to play him more minutes. So what do we care when Davion comes into the game?  Let's move on.

Public Occurrences April 29, 2026

More Local Anti-Trump Protests Nationwide


e.g. NPR, The Guardian, Amazon Post

I will say, Eerie Nation -7.5. Answer is!...

-12.5. Not enough time between to predict the "Heat" will steal a game. I think we'll cover .12.5, but lose. I think we'll win G2.

Predict the line vs Cadavers Sunday night...






Davion Mitchell, DAVION MITCHELL, DAVION MITCHELL!

No lie...

Every time I woke up last night I had been dreaming of a USMLE flashcard and couldn't get the right answer.

Some readers have not written...

Ben, don't you think they should build a statue to Davion Mitchell?

I DO think they should build a statue, yes. I hope also that the County Commission of Miami Davion County meets in emergency session to declare April 18 Davion Mitchell Day a holiday on which work is strictly prohibited. I also think that the County should pass a related ordinance that every resident should be named Davion Mitchell on every April 18. 



Miami HEAT

Which reaction is your favorite, ours is all of them



Miami Heat fans changed the owner of the Atlanta Hawks to Davion Mitchell on Wikipedia 😭😹

Dave Hyde: Davion Mitchell took over the night in Atlanta and told the Heat story

Mr. Hyde is the emeritus of Greater Miami sports writers.

Friday, April 18, 2025

Andrew Wiggins and Tyler Herro came pretty close to 3Ws: Drew: 20, 8, 8, but 4 t.o.s. Tyler 30 to lead all scorers, 8 rebs, 7 asts, but also 4 t.o.s.

Bam had 17, 11, and 5 blocks.

The "Heat" five in mins played:

Bam/Tyler 44
Drew 43
Davion and Hi-Ho 40. Davion had 16, 3, and 5; Hi-Ho 12 pts and 10 boards.

No rest for the weary! Sunday 7 pm in Cleveland.

On that play Young went under a screen—or at least he would have if he had been close enough for Tyler Herro to try to screen. Young simply settled in the paint as Mitchell shot the ball. As Young turned, Mitchell chased his miss, grabbed the rebound and ended up getting another wide-open look a few seconds later to the ice the game as Trae Young walked back into the lane.

Pretty much everyone who captures videos from NBA games posted the clip. All pointed out Mitchell's hustle. Many pointed out Young's lack of effort.

    You could see this coming from a mile away. Trae Young and Davion Mitchell yelled at each other a couple possessions earlier. Young dares him to shoot the first one and thinks he won the battle when Mitchell missed. As soon as Mitchell broke for the ball, you knew he had it. https://t.co/mLpxIQIMxX
    — Andy Bailey (@AndrewDBailey) April 19, 2025

     Trae Young just stood there and let Davion Mitchell snatch that rebound pic.twitter.com/IPGXJ3NgWc
    — Tedd Buddwell 🏀🏈 (@TedBuddy8) April 19, 2025

    This type of defensive effort from Trae Young is CRAZY with the season on the line.

    Doesn’t even try to contest the wide open three, then gets the rebound ripped out of his hands by the SHOOTER 🤯 pic.twitter.com/JacFPW40S6
    — KnicksMuse (@KnicksMuse) April 19, 2025

     Davion Mitchell just snatched Trae Young’s chain 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/clGg6bIMGh
    — BricksCenter (@BricksCenter) April 19, 2025

Davion Mitchell Effect

Here's the Youtube vid.



Très Terrible




Très Didn't Even Try!

BRUTAL!

Davion scored 9 in the 5' OT on 3/4 from range.


Pigeons led by six with 5:06 left

Demon Davion

FT ATL 114 MIA 123

The heart of this team is Davion Mitchell. 
That doesn't do that sequence justice. He lept and saved the ball from going out, there were about 10 passes and he got thr ball back and hit the 🗡️ shot. I'll post vid when available.






FT "HEAT" EXTERMINATE PIGEONS 114-123, MAKE PLAYOFFS!

WE'RE NUMBER 8! WE'RE NUMBER 8!



114-123, 18.8". THE "HEAT" ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!

TYLER, DREW, DAVION TREYS! 120-114, 1:34 LEFT OT!

OT 106

Tyler missed the back end of two fts. Tres Young made the tying bucket. Wig-o missed the last shot of reg.

104-105, :19.7! GO "HEAT"!!

4Q EL FOLDO! Soaring Hawks (14-4) 91 Dying Embers 90, 7' left

Would be a fitting end to this season, wouldn't it?

HT Pigeons 53 Flaming Miami Fireballs 62

We led by 17, 45-28, at 8:28 2Q.

24-33, End 1

Five Reasons Sports 
@5ReasonsSports

Trae's trying to get all the shots off before Davion Mitchell comes in

7:19 PM · Apr 18, 2025
·1,542 views

16-21, 4:08, Spo FTO



10-19, 5:50 1Q



10-12


Très Young has 5.

1-10



0-10, 9:35 1Q, Pigeons Full Roost

0-8

0-7. Unbelievable

 

0-4

0-2


 

Spo has settled on a starting lineup

For I don't know how many games now, it's


Burks
Bam
Tyler
Drew
Kel'el

Minutes before game time...

The line is up to MIA -2.5. It opened Hotlanta -1.5. Don't remember seeing a flip-flop like this in a high-profile game.

What a photo

Leaf-filtered sunlight from far window on wall in background...



...Cat Bird in foreground, my daughter-in-law photog on their couch.

Sound on

A haunting meow that echoes in my son's condo hallway. 12:22 am today.

Ew Esse Em Elle Ee

Anything can throw your day off. Yesterday was our tenth straight day. But yesterday was cut short after 1 hr 18 mins in the morning by a WiFi outage in D-2's condo complex. It wasn't restored until 9:30 pm. Then at 11:19 pm my son called and said that his mother had called him. His 17-year old cat was experiencing separation anxiety. They were driving to the Beach to get Bird. So guess what that did to today? In the car D-2 saw the writing on the wall and texted me at 12:49 am. "Let's start at 10 tomorrow". They didn't get home until after 1 am. We haven't started yet. I don't think we will and that's FUCKING FINE WITH ME (see below)! I've been tired and have been running an energy deficit that I have not been able to entirely make up the next day. I know what's going to happen. Ana will text me that she was "bad", that she feels "guilty", that she "let me down." I'll show her the iterations of this post. This will set us back, it is true. But who cares? Are we being timed? No. Does Ana have a window to become licensed in the U.S.? No.

The USMLE makes inhuman demands. People have real lives: spouses, families, friends, pets, homes where the WiFi goes out. My message to Ana and her chat friends: Don't feel guilty about being human.

8:48 am:

I am not feeling it today. I'll do it but I'm not into it.

Thursday, April 17, 2025

The gem of the trade

What a player Davion is.

Public Occurrences April 17, 2025

Two Killed, Five Wounded in Shooting at Florida State University


The time is forever set on my grandfather's pocket watch. On this day, at this hour, at this minute in 1989 the finest human being I have ever known was born.
Garman David Ranck is my son. He is also my hero. 

Happy 36th Birthday, son!

Still Fire Nico

10's were wild last night, both rolling over their 9-betters. Las Vegas extinguished the Purple Beams in Excremento 120-106. Fat Cuban Horse plays Memphibians Friday night and, if they win, The City of Oklahoma City in the first round of the playoffs.