Wednesday, May 21, 2014

MockAfrica.com

The U.S. is sending 80 military intel people to Chad to help "Bring Back Our Girls!" Maybe Chad is where the girls are; maybe Goodluck doesn't want the U.S. military on sacred Nigerian soil--I don't friggin know why Chad, but Chad it is:


I take it there's not much water in Chad.


Ominously, this photo's title is "Chad farming."


I do not know if this photo had "Chad housing" in the title. I hope not. My good people, move out of Chad.


"Chad camp." Why, because the other one WAS Chad housing? Is there ANY water in goddamned 
Chad?


What are those things? I demand to know what those things are! Grain storage from the fecund Chad farming? Yurt's or something? Maybe that's where Chad keeps its water. Where the heck are the 80 U.S. military personnel going to stay? What are they going to eat and drink? How did they luck into this assignment?