These are from USA Today's top 10 Obama zingers. The guy is hilarious--such a sense of humor. I cannot dislike the man--I want to strangle him sometimes!--but I love the guy, Sorry! I love him.
"Six years into my presidency, some people still say I'm arrogant and aloof, condescending -- some people are so dumb ... No wonder I don't meet with them."
"Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst President of his lifetime -- which is interesting, because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of my lifetime ..."
"Being President is never easy. I still have to fix a broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran -- all while finding time to pray five times a day."
"Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie is an interesting guy. Apparently some folks really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House -- We could get a third Obama term after all."
"It is no wonder that people keep pointing out how the presidency has aged me. I look so old, John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral."
"The polar vortex caused so many record lows, they renamed it "MSNBC."
"Six years into my presidency, some people still say I'm arrogant and aloof, condescending -- some people are so dumb ... No wonder I don't meet with them."
"Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst President of his lifetime -- which is interesting, because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of my lifetime ..."
"Being President is never easy. I still have to fix a broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran -- all while finding time to pray five times a day."
"Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie is an interesting guy. Apparently some folks really want to see a pot-smoking socialist in the White House -- We could get a third Obama term after all."
"It is no wonder that people keep pointing out how the presidency has aged me. I look so old, John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral."
"The polar vortex caused so many record lows, they renamed it "MSNBC."
