Half time: Arsenal 0-3 Manchester City

Peep peep! Manchester City are cruising to their semiannual victory over Arsenal, who are booed off at the break. Kevin De Bruyne, playing in a relatively unusual No10 role, made one, scored two beautiful goals and would have had a hat-trick but for a flying save from Bernd Leno. See you in 10 minutes for more KDB porn.

Ah, that is beautiful.