Friday, October 31, 2025

FT "Orangemen" 10 North Carolina-Belichick 27


 ...McCord was greeted with the loudest cheer of the night from a half-filled dome...


So 21,000 and change tonight.🤦‍♂️

Tickets for Friday’s game, once viewed as the marquee game on the SU schedule, were available on the secondary market for as little as $8 on Friday.

AP, whaddup?

Maxey missed on an underhand scoop shot from the lane with 4 seconds left that would have given Philadelphia the lead.

I watched the play at the time in an under the basket fan view. It looked like an off-balance floater to me, not an "underhand scoop." I watched a Twitter snip from the telecast:



Up next

Celtics: Host Miami on Saturday night.

We play up there tomorrow night?! I checked the schedules:


Drinking again, AP?

Syracuse "Orangemen" 10 North Carolina-Belichick 20, End 3Q

 


'Member I said there's something more than usual wrong in Lake Mistake?

Tonight in Dead Dan Gilbert's Pawn Shop, Drunk Toby Altman's "Cadavers", 3-2, lost to Ontario State "Raptors", 1-4, 112-101. 

FT 7' 6" ers 108 Beans 109. A WILD GAME

Beans led literally the whole game by as many as 24, "Sixers" never led once. As I can piece it together, Beans had the ball and the one-point lead with 11.6 left. Jaylen Brown committed a foul, I guess a non-shooting foul. Then Jaylen turned the ball over on the inbound. "Sixers" ball. Electric Maxey missed with 4.9 left. Embiid fouled deliberately. The Beans guy MISSED BOTH FT's. "Sixers" called FTO with 3.5. Embiid then took the final shot, a three (?). Miss. Beans game.

Don't sleep on the "Celts". They just beat the "Sixers", who were undefeated, in Philly. Wednesday night they blew out Sensitive City in Bean Town. Monday night they blew out the New Orleans "Katrinas". After losing three in a row they have won three in a row.

Adam Aaronson

@SixersAdam

The 82-0 dream is dead. Joel Embiid missed a would-be game-winning three as the buzzer sounds, and the Celtics beat the Sixers 109-108. Sixers fought hard until the end again. Story coming.

9:39 PM · Oct 31, 2025

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Brian H. Waters

@brianhwaters

Why would Embiid shoot that. Make big men play in the paint again

9:39 PM · Oct 31, 2025

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Russ Joy

@JoyOnBroad

What a terrible final possession from the Sixers.

9:38 PM · Oct 31, 2025

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PeeWeeDaPlug

@PeeWeeDaPlug

Damn I wish Maxey could’ve gotten that ball

9:38 PM · Oct 31, 2025

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Derek Bodner

@DerekBodnerNBA

Sixers will have the ball, down 109-108, with 3.2 seconds left after Josh Minott missed a pair of free-throws. #LeaguePassAlert.

9:37 PM · Oct 31, 2025

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Ky Carlin

@Ky_Carlin

Oh, my goodness. Jaylen Brown commits the foul and Philly will have it down by 1 with 11.6 seconds left. Once down by 24, Philly will have a chance to go for the win. #Sixers

9:33 PM · Oct 31, 2025

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Joe Murray

@JoeyMurr

Horrific coaching down the stretch for the Celtics. That turnover on the inbound was terrible. 76ers have a chance to win and have never led

9:33 PM · Oct 31, 2025

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Public Occurrences October 31, 2025

Trump to Attack Inside Venezuela

Wally, inter alia

When did the "Dolphins" last win a game in the post-season?

The Dolphins have not won in postseason since the 2000 season, the longest active drought in the league.

Have you ever read about WWI? WWI was the worst, worse than WWII for its purposelessness, and, of course, led directly to WWII. WWI was the death of reason. 

To: Medical Researchers

From: Benjamin Harris

Re: Volunteer animal for experimentation


Female Feline Troublesomus Bothersomus. Answers to name "Eleven". Will pay for shipping.

Miami "Dolphins" Fire GM Chris Grier; HC Mike McDaniel "to finish season"

Happy Halloween Ghouls and Gurlz!

Thursday, October 30, 2025

In other Miami sports news...


7/8ths of the game gone and 🐬 have TYOO fucking field goals. AT HOME! Disgusting. The entire franchise is an abomination.

FT San Antone (5-0) 107 New Miami (3-2) 101

 "Heat", rhis is for you. 👏👏👏

106-95, 2:08


"Heat", you really showed me that you are New Miami tonight in this L. That start 4th firestorn was sensational. You never quit. When someone wasn't hot you found someone who was, Simone Fontecchio. In the last game it was 3J. In the first three it was Stormin' Norman. You're a TEAM and a damn good one.

101-95, 2:50 left

Tottenham Hot: 6-0 run, 96-91 lead 4:57 left.

90-91, 6:03 4Q. Guess who is responsible for this?

No, guess again...

Simone Fontecchio

1-17. Fucking "Heat" lead 89-88, 7:25 4Q. Am I alive? Am I conscious or dreaming? SA is unbeaten.

DEAR GOD. "Heat" 15-1 4Q, SA 88-87!!!

0-8 run, 87-80, 9:19 4th, Tottenham FTO

New Miami 6-0 4Q run, 87-78, 9:30 left

"Heat" averaged an NBA-best 131.5 ppg until this one.They're FIFTY--THREE points off their full-game average. HOO-HEE.

San Antone 87 New Miami 72, end 3Q

Continuing, New Miami finds itself behind by two TDs because of a disastrous 3Q, a collapse that we have not seen in our one loss to Disney in the opener. "Spurs" scored 28 points in that 3rd to the "Heat's" 14. The shots stopped falling for New Miami,  obviously. As I was writing in the prior post the "Heat" was losing the turnover game. It's now 7-11 and San Antone has gotten 16 points off our t.o.s to our 10 off theirs. But at this point the difference is that the "Heat" went cold in that 3rd, as Old plodding, pick-and-roll Miami did so many times in recent years.

Leetle daylight now be Alamo: 78-72, 2:22 3rd

Miami's current hole is a result of losing the turnover game within the game (as they did in their only defeat in G1 to Disney). The "Heat"...hold that thought...

Miami "Dolphins" 6 Baltimore "Crows" 21, 8:06 3rd

But as they did end 1...

"Chaps" ran into the lead at HT, 59-58.

New Miami 54 Alamo 49, 2:19 2Q. Wow.

"Chaparrals" 33 "Floridians" 29, End 1

Flo led 29-23 before speedy "Chaparrals" ended Q on 10-2 run.

"Dolphins" 3 "Crows" 14, 11:30 2Q

"Chaps" 11 "Floridians" 13, 7:50 1Q, "Chaps" FTO

"Chaps" 3 "Floridians" 2 (very early)

Continuing our popular series...

Rijnsburgse Boys 1 NEC Nijmegen 3, 57'
Sportlust 46 0 vs BVV Barendrecht 0, 0' (very early)

There must needs be investigation of the Dutch KNVB Beker "competition".

Eleven, I have decided, given your attentiveness to the study of medicine,


to donate you to medical researchers as an experimental animal.






Hemingway, injured, WWI, the races, Catherine. Life and death, love and war go on. 




It is a lovely, cool morning. On the penultimate day of October, the weather has broken.



Papa at the Latin. Seems right.



Just woke up. Some people don't.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Beans blew out Sensitive City 125-105

Little notable, right? Beans without Jayson Tatum, injury; without Porzingis, trade; lost three to start the season, only win over Nahlins; Sensitive City best in East last season, had won three straight. And they got pretty obliterated. Sensitive lost their opener at Apples, no great shame there, then beat Rust, Beer, and Zollner, before losing tonight. Not exactly Murderer's Row those last four teams. 

I detect something off in the Sensitive City. Something stale, like the air, something corrupted, like the water, an organizational dispiritedness, to match that of the residents. Maybe there is nothing to be detected and my bile for anything and everything Sensitive is manifesting, but tonight was a drubbing by a depleted, rebuilding team. I detect something wrong.


Zollner beat Disney 135-116 in the Malice Palace

So? Diz falls to 1-4, their lone dub over New Miami.😏


My daughter Dion, Dion The Taurus, decorated her house for Halloween. She is so creative.

Continuing our popular series, European Short-Pants Football Clubs

FT Quick Boys 1 FC Volendam 2 (2025-26 Dutch KNVB Beker, First Round). Quick Boys is 3rd in the Twee Divisie

FT SK Brann 1 Bodo/Glimt 2, Norwegian Eliteserien. Bodo is in first place. Let's check in on some others.

Go Ahead Eagles is 10th in the Eredivisie. Molde is 13th.

Young Boys are 5th in the Swiss Super League and have a match tomorrow at Grasshoppers, 11th. Thun leads the Swiss Super League.


Public Occurrences October 29, 2025

Iz Scrupulously Adhering to Ceasefire


This is at 2:13 EST today, AFTER the below:

It comes after hospital officials said at least 104 people, including 46 children, had been killed overnight in Gaza after Israel launched new strikes.

9:04 am
Iz Only Kills 104, Only 46 Children, Says Ceasefire Back On!

Nobel Peace Prize for noble Netanyahu!

I am lucky to have these friends

Karen

                               William

                          Dan


How did I get so lucky as to be a Miami "Heat" fan?

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Winderman’s view: Heat again fast, furious, fun, this time in rout of Hornets

Ira Sun-Sentinel

...what we’ve witnessed this first week makes the Heat something they haven’t been in a while.

– Fun.

– When anyone and everyone can score.

– When it has been more push than shove.

...

...from the outset of this season, the Heat have shown they’ve been able to win without Tyler Herro.

– This time they also won without Norman Powell.

– The depth is real.

– With the play of Jaime Jaquez Jr. very real.


 Good night, angel girl. Good night friends and soon-to-be friends.

A New, Beautiful World is coming up over Miami.

Elevinish resting after playing with her favorite toy, a ball of yarn--with a heart loop in it.🫶


A happy house, a happy guy, a happy cat. 


To son and D-2:

hey guys, this is a New Miami "heat" team. we are young and fun and runnin' and gunnin'. can i get us three tix to go to a game?

Now granted, the response was predictable:

Son: SURE!!
D-2: DEFINITELY!!!!
😂


So this season...

We have scored:

121
146
115
144
_____

That's a 131.5 ppg average. Blink-blink.


Blink

FT New Miami 144 Charlotte 117.

The "Heat" are just blowing teams the fuck OUT

It's 136-109 with 2' left. Fucking Pinball Wizard "Heat".

Header photo by my friend Dan a couple nights ago. You can't BUY a better sunset photo. He sent it to me on his walk and I literally gasped.

Shocking. And just like that...105-86. :38.8 left 3Q.

3J 26 points in 22' :o

Queens 14-4 3rd, 80-74



👀

3J leads all scorers with 20...in 15' pt

He was the second guy off the bench.

Well, that blew up quickly...


 

Oh now Queens have tied at 57. "Heat" FTO 4:47 2Q

50-44 now. Damn.

Damn if we're not winning with that Rapid City "Thriller" lineup after 1Q. 37-34.

27-29, 2:53 1st

Our starters tonight

Wig-o
Bam-o
Ware-o
D-Mitch
(The Taking of) Pelle

Hall of Fame lineup right there!

New Miami 17 Queens 19, 6:32 1Q, Queens (mandated) FTO

Stormin' Norman Out Tonight vs Queens :(

Our leading scorer (24 ppg). Groin soreness. That might be a bridge too far for us tonight (-4.5)

Scary

 Heat's Terry Rozier faced $8 million tax lien from IRS same year he gave inside info to friend

The IRS filed the $8,218,211 federal income tax lien in Broward County, Florida, where Rozier has a residence, in November 2023. ...

...

Rozier paid for [co-conspirator Deniro]Laster [to whom he gave the inside info] to travel to Philadelphia to collect the proceeds from the scheme, according to the indictment, before driving to Rozier's home to count the money with him.

...

...The league investigated Rozier in 2023 after suspicious prop bets were placed on the unders on his statistics in the game but found at the time that he had not violated league rules. Last week, NBA commissioner Adam Silver said that Rozier had cooperated with the NBA's investigation and the league "ultimately concluded that there was insufficient evidence, despite that aberrational behavior."

The NBA looks incompetent here. Adam Silver dropped the ball on this one.

England's Daughters, America's Women

Growing up female in America. What a liability!

Jong (1973)

ʒeve þi cunte to cunni[n]g, And crave affetir wedding


Proverbs of Hendyng (hendyng=clever), Middle English (mid-13th century)


I was not against marriage. I believed in it in fact. It was necessary to have one best friend in a hostile world, one person you’d be loyal to no matter what, one person who’d always be loyal to you. But what about all those other longings which after a while marriage did nothing much to appease? The restlessness, the hunger, the thump in the gut, the thump in the cunt, the longing to be filled up, to be fucked through every hole...


Jong (1973)

By this proverbe thou shalt understonde,
Have thou ynogh, what thar thee recche or care
How myrily that othere folkes fare?
For certeyn, olde dotard, by youre leve,
Ye shul have queynte right ynogh at eve.
He is to greet a nygard, that wolde werne
A man to lighte his candle at his lanterne;
He shal have never the lasse light, pardee,
Have thou ynogh, thee thar nat pleyne thee.
...
What eyleth yow to grucche thus and grone?
Is it for ye wolde have my queynte allone?

queynte=cunt

Chaucer, The Wife of Bath (late 14th c)

The zipless fuck is absolutely pure. It is free of ulterior motives. There is no power game. The man is not ‘taking’ and the woman is not ‘giving.’ No one is attempting to cuckold a husband or humiliate a wife. No one is trying to prove anything or get anything out of anyone. The zipless fuck is the purest thing there is. And it is rarer than the unicorn. And I have never had one.

Jong (1973)

America's Women

And then there is this:

What was it about marriage anyway? Even if you loved your husband, there came that inevitable year when fucking him turned as bland as Velveeta cheese: filling, fattening even, but no thrill to the tastebuds, no bittersweet edge, no danger. 
Erica Jong, Fear of Flying (1973)

Public Occurrences October 28, 2025

Trump USDA Ends Food Stamps to 42 Million Low-Income Americans Nov.1

At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. https://www.usda.gov/

Ceasefire? What ceasefire? Netanyahu Orders IDF to immediately carry out "powerful strikes" on Gaza

The reason (pretext): ...Israel says a coffin handed over by Hamas on Monday did not contain the body of another deceased hostage and accuses Hamas of a "clear violation" of the weeks-old Gaza ceasefire. BBC

Hemingway's Women

Now, there's something else. I forget how Catherine Barkley (Farewell to Arms) ends up but the other CB, Catherine Bourne (Garden of Eden), destroys the Hemingway character, her husband (David?). And in The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber, Margot, literally destroys (shoots and kills) emasculated Francis, on whom she also flagrantly cheats. Hemingway's editor or close friend, I forget which, when asked about Margot Macomber, said that she represents the "American bitch wife." So there is that. Then there is this:

"You know, Effingham, that my father has told you that I ruled him, and that I should rule you. I am now about to exert my power."

That fem dom statement is from the first American novel, The Pioneers, part of the Leatherstocking Tales, by Fenimore Cooper. The speaker is Elizabeth Temple and that statement of intent is uttered to her soon-to-be husband Oliver. "The American bitch woman" is a trope as old as American literature.

Ernest Hemingway had a thing for the name "Catherine"; Catherine Bourne in one of the last, published after his suicide, novels he ever wrote, The Garden of Eden; Catherine Barkley in one of his earliest, written when he was 30 of his experiences when he was 19.  This isn't Chinese, there are a lot of fucking female names in the English language. He chose "Catherine" for two immensely important characters. Did the initials "CB" also mean something to him?
I was really concerned about that Mitc guy last night. I hope he wasn't serious but if that was some kind of joke, it was bad. Rather it be a bad joke than serious, though.

Monday, October 27, 2025

😳9-11 🚨🚑

Mitc61e

@H0tWireMyHeart

I hate my life and I've been depressed my whole life. This has been a nightmare of a past two months and it's taken so much strength to keep going. That said #DetroitBasketball has made this pain too much to bear. It was the kicker. I am defeated

9:36 PM · Oct 27, 2025

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Welfare check STAT on Mitc61e  @H0tWireMyHeart. Dude, RELAX!
Donut is a starter for Zollner. His stats through four games: 33.3 mpg, 9 ppg on 34.8% (30%). Addition by substraction for New Miami.

Inflated Pork Bellies Futures Investing

Take two random teams. Which would the Las Vegas investment house make the favorite and by how much? This is a home game for Team One.

Team One


Team Two


Team One is Half Ass U. The game is at Duck Campbell Stadium and the Semi-Holes are -8.5.

Take my $5 and put it on Wake Forest s'il vous plait. I may give you another five to put on the same place as Saturday nears.

Public Occurrences October 27, 2025

 

Losing the Swing States

Washington Is Driving the BRICS to Become an Anti-American Bloc

...BRICS—a ten-country group, which is named for its first five members (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa)—has become increasingly important. The bloc represents roughly a third of global GDP and nearly half the world’s population. 
...
...the United States has strained its relations with friendly BRICS members. The U.S.-Indian relationship has not been this chilly since 1998, when the United States sanctioned it for testing nuclear weapons. In September, Deputy Secretary of State Chris Landau said that the U.S.-Brazilian relationship was at its “darkest point in two centuries.” And ties with South Africa are the most tenuous they’ve been since the end of apartheid in 1994.

It is good to have enemies. Just not everybody. America 2.0 does not get along with Canada. Nor Mexico. Nor Europe, our NATO allies. Trump's America 2.0 has alienated the entire world (except Israel).

This was a very fun freude and schadenfreude weekend.

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Official: Kelly Out

“When Coach Kelly arrived at LSU four years ago, we had high hopes that he would lead us to multiple SEC and national championships during his time in Baton Rouge. Ultimately, the success at the level that LSU demands simply did not materialize, and I made the decision to make a change after last night’s game. I am grateful for the ongoing consultations and support of the LSU Board of Supervisors and Interim President Matt Lee in this decision. We wish Coach Kelly and his family the very best in their future endeavors. We will continue to negotiate his separation and will work toward a path that is better for both parties.

“As a proud alum, and as the current caretaker of our athletics programs, I will not compromise in our pursuit of excellence and we will not lower our standards. I continue to believe that LSU is the best football program in America and that our head coach position is among the best considering our investment, our ability to attract and retain talent, our unbelievable fans, and our institutional and statewide commitment to – and love for – LSU Football. We will immediately begin a national search for a new head football coach, and I am confident in our ability to bring to Baton Rouge an outstanding leader, teacher and coach, who fits our culture and community and who embraces the excellence that we demand.

“While there will certainly be speculation and reports on candidates and the process, together we will celebrate and welcome a new coach at the appropriate time. I urge all in the LSU community to continue to support our student-athletes and coaches as they compete the rest of the season.”

https://lsusports.net/news/2025/10/26/lsu-athletics-announces-leadership-change-in-football/

Green Bay Punking Steel in a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt 35-19, 2:15 4Q

"Pack" goes to 5-1-1 while Picksburgh falls to 4-3.

FT NEW MIAMI 115 NEW YORK 107 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh Lord. 110-103, 1:47. SEE, I'M THE JINX! I'M FOLLOWING AND AN 18-POINT LEAD IS DOWN TO 7!

110-100, 2:31. Not over yet!

"Sources: Brian Kelly informed of LSU's intention to dismiss him"--Pete Thamel ESPN

Weird phrasing.

LSU coach Brian Kelly was informed of the school's intention to dismiss him on Sunday, and the program is expected to inform the team of this development at a meeting later tonight, sources told ESPN.

Talks about the terms of his departure are expected to continue, and the situation remains in flux...Kelly is owed just over $54 million in buyout money, and that looms as one of the issues in the discussions.

Pete Thamel ESPN

105-92, 4:40 left. NM FTO

Are you fucking kidding me...105-87, 6:09

 


New Miami 100-87, 6:47 left

98-86, 8:01 4th

Holy shit. New Miami 93 New York 81, 10:15 4Q

HT New Miami 57 New York 54

29-31, 9:52 2Q, NY FTO

New Miami 24 New York 27, End 1Q

Nahmin leads all scores with 13. (That's looking to be a good trade😂.)

Jalen has 11 for the Bockers. OG Wananobi has 10.

19-17, 4:02 1Q

12-13, 5:44 1Q

0-0, 11:58 (early)

New Miami-New York (-3.5)

"Jets" trailed 31-16 after 3! Outscored Bungles 23-7 4Q. God Almighty.

FastPlaneswonatacklefootballgame:o

What a WEIRD Schadenfreude Sunday! "Dolphins" clobbered "Falcons" in Hotlanta 34-10. Tua Turndaballova had FOUR touchdown passes!

"STUNNING": Atl 3 "Dolphins" 31, 13:28 4Q. Falcones were -7

:o TheMiami"Dolphins"arewinningatacklefootballgame24-3:o End 3

New England 30 Sensitive City 7, End 3


AP Rankings Week 10

12 Playoff Teams (first 6 unchanged from Week 9)

1. Ohio

2. Indiana

3. Texas DEI

4. Alabama

5. Jawja

6. O

7. Olé Miss

8. Ga. Tech

9. Vandy

10. -tie- BYU, UMG

12. Notre Dame


Pitt got one vote for Top-25

Atlanta 0 MIAMI 7, 2:33 1Q

It took 3'49" from the 20-yard line to get in, but the Fish did it.


 

Bodily needs I resist and resent: sleeping, shitting, eating.

"Dolphins" 4th and 17

It's Self-Schadenfreude Sunday!

 FT Aston Villa 1 Manchester City 0

Atlanta "Falcons"-Miami "Dolphins" (1-6), 0-0, 14:48 1Q, "Dolphins" already facing a 3rd and 9.😀

Freude

Pitt's Mason Heintschel throws for 423 yards and 3 TDs as the Panthers roll by N.C. State 53-34

Schadenfreude

LSU had been 20-1 in night games under Kelly.

"20-2," Elko said when a reporter asked about Kelly's record.

😂

Good morninga Brian Kelly!

Elko credited the strong finish to strength and conditioning coach Tommy Moffitt, who held the same role at LSU from 2000 to 2021 until being ousted during the coaching transition from Ed Orgeron to Brian Kelly.

"Moffitt wanted this game just as bad as anyone else," said [QB Marcel] Reed, who finished with 202 passing yards and 2 touchdowns, and 108 rushing yards and 2 scores. "I remember Thursday, he kind of brought in a tackling dummy with Brian Kelly's face on it. Yeah, this one was an important one to him."

ESPN

No Ew Esse Em Elle Ee Today so I slept in and through two whisker alarms.

Good morninga schadens and freudes!

Saturday, October 25, 2025

This has been the most freuden Schadenfreude Saturday EVER!




FT (Guaranteed 2025 National Champion) Elle Esse Ew (20) 25 Texas DEI (3) 49

DEI scored THIRTY-FIVE unanswered points in Little Death Valley lol

I DON'T THINK THIS IS AN EXAGGERATION!

Kendell Hollowell

@KHollowell_

LSU has officially quit on Brian Kelly

10:38 PM · Oct 25, 2025
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I have read others write the same thing in Twitter!


 

🫣🤭🫠




An absolutely putrid third quarter for in Tiger Stadium. “Fire Kelly” chants repeatedly breaking out in the north end zone. This whole thing feels like it’s about to tip over. #LSU