Ooh boy North Carolina "Belichiks" are beating It's Probation Time Again Y'all 17 3 HT in Little Death Valley

Schadenfreude Saturday

For 95% of America today it's Schadenfreude Saturday Down South. At 7:30 pm Normal Slave States Time it's Elle Esse Ew at Olé Miss. But I'm a Yankee. At 7:30 it's also Schianofreude,Ew Esse Cee (12) at Ruptures. The "Trojans" are -21.5 at SHIA Stadium. Greg Schiano's last chance?

"And of course we are Yankees." Elizabeth Garman Gill

"We just know from the old Big East days, Pitt, Syracuse and Boston College, just the northeastern group, we're not … Tobacco Road. We're up north. We're the foreigners, I guess, up north, the Yankees. So we've always kinda had a connection with those schools."

-Patrick Regan Narduzzi

Morning Fights

 

Mark Carney's the Bomb

Trump accordion hands

Trump gives Carney keys to White House

In re grains of salt

Mikkel Olesen, a senior researcher at the Danish Institute for International Studies Olesen stressed that details of the [Greenland] deal remain unclear and that available information should be taken “with a grain of salt” as most of it has so far come from the US side.

Aljee

Pitt 27 Syracuse 13. "The Takeaway" (AP)

Pitt: The Panthers have won three games three different ways. They blew out Miami (Ohio) in the opener, showed some grit while slogging past UCF in a monsoon last weekend, and rode their ground game to a third straight victory over the Orange. That kind of versatility could play in a league that looks wide open behind frontrunner Miami.

Public Occurrences September 18, 2026

In re Any Trumpie Posts Claiming Any "Deal" with Anyone Ever

This is excellent analysis by Aljazeera of Trumpie's Iran posts on August 25, the six month anniversary of his start of the war.

February 28: ‘Major combat operations’

Over the next two weeks, Trump posted 40 more times, arguing he was right to launch the strikes and ruling out any settlement short of “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!”

March 13: “totally obliterated every MILITARY target in Iran’s crown jewel, Kharg Island,” adding that he had chosen not to destroy the island’s oil infrastructure “for reasons of decency”.

March 14: “We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability.”

He announced strikes on Kharg island, bridges and power plants, set 48-hour and 10-day ultimatums over the Strait of Hormuz, and repeated that Iran’s navy, air force and leadership were “gone”.

April 7: ‘A whole civilization will die tonight’

Ten hours and 26 minutes later, he said Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir had asked him to hold off, and that he had agreed to a two-week ceasefire on condition that Iran reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

About 4am on April 29: “Iran has just informed us that they are in a ‘State of Collapse'”

June 14: ‘The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete’

On June 14, Trump declared the agreement complete and told the world’s ships to start their engines.

The deal started fraying immediately. On June 26, in between two posts about how good his approval ratings were, Trump said Iran had fired at least four drones at ships in the Strait, one striking the deck of a cargo carrier.

Two days after that, US aircraft hit Iranian missile stores and coastal radar “for violating the Cease Fire Agreement, AGAIN!”. Trump ended his post by stating: “There may come a point when we are no longer able to be reasonable, and will be forced to militarily complete the job that we very successfully started. If that happens, the Islamic Republic of Iran will no longer exist! President DJT”.

July 10: ‘The Cease Fire is OVER!’

July 13: “we are reinstating the THE IRANIAN BLOCKADE”.

August 10: ‘Donald Trump Won the Iran War’

Through August, the war has become an economic one. The 60-day memorandum of understanding expired with nothing to replace it; 

Trump said he would declare the Strait [of Hormuz] a US “territory” 

Excellent job, Aljee!

10:05 pm:

U.N. panel: "reasonable grounds" that U.S. committed war crimes in Iran

There are "reasonable grounds" to believe the U.S. committed war crimes with two strikes in Iran that killed at least 178 civilians, a U.N.-commissioned panel of human rights experts said Thursday.

👁

8:30 pm:

Rus is Attacking Europe and Moving to Escalate War on Ukraine

8:06 pm:

One thing that hasn’t changed in 250 years: Americans’ willingness to get suckered

AP

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, APIE!

7:42 pm:

TACO! "US officials say Washington and Beijing may be ready to ease some tariffs on some nonstrategic goods"

AP

7:25 pm:

                                   No, You Didn't

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

It's Friday Night...

Dance with your green fairy.

"Oh hi dad, am I sitting right on your USMLE notebook while you're studying with Dr. Ana? Sowy."

Can't wait to hear Brent Axe on this one

Ten penalties for 94 yards on Syracuse; Pitt 8/72. 

Axe and co-s were also spot-on about Steve Angeli. Finally, in this game, Fran Brown lifted him. Brown is in trouble, Syracuse football is in trouble.

Pitt and Syracuse have played every year since 1955 (the greatest year in mankind's history), 71 straight years. The "Panthers" have owned the "Orangemen" in this millennium (a stat that makes Axe an axe murderer). In those twenty-six years Pitt is 21-5 against Syracuse.

The "Mountain Cats" are 3-0 against Miami (1-1 on season), Central Florida (1-1), and Syracuse (1-2). All three games at home. No, not Murderer's Row but a MAC team that was 7-7 in 2025, a Big XII team (5-7, 2025) and an ACC team (3-9). Pitt was 8-5 last season. Not Murderer's Row, but just a block down from where we ourselves were. We were favored in all three dubs. 

How good is Pitt? They got one vote for top twenty-five this past week. I think the consensus hovered around 40th pre-season. I think as a whole the team is better than that, I'd peg them as border top-25. Mason Heintschel has not thrown a TD pass since Miami. He has the one INT tonight. He has not dominated, except for Miami. Teams have film on him now. He is very good, and he won't kill you with mistakes, but axe the dark horse Heisman talk. We do run the ball at Pitt and tonight Ferguson, Jr. and Wright made like Dorsett and Walker, over 200 yards between them. I think the offense is better than 40-ish. But the defense, Pat Narduzzi's specialty--CONGRATULATIONS PAT!--is one of the best in the country imo, and it is that unit that moves Pitt's needle at, or into, the top-25 league.

FT Pitt (3-0) 27 Syracuse 13

Pitt down to the Syracuse 14, :32 left. They won't run it up.

Syracuse got three on Odom's first drive of the season. Pitt 27-13, 2:56 left. LET THE LIGHT SHINE IN!

Under 6' now, 27-10 Pitt. Not putting up the Victory Lights yet with a new QB in.

 

CFBTalkDaily

@CFBTalkDaily

Steve Angeli has not looked good since returning from injury [last season]

This ball [2nd INT] has to be money on an RPO

just bad 

Fran Brown replaces Angeli with Amari Odom!

Pitt 27 Syracuse 10, 8:16 4Q, off Steve Angeli's second INT at 11:35

"We run the ball at Pitt" -Dave Wannstedt

Pitt has averaged 7.4 yards per carry on the ground. Damon Ferguson, Jr. has 102 yards on 10 carries; La'Vell Wright 72 on 10.

We're into the 4th Q! And it is PITT who has the only score of the 2H. 24-10, 12:10 3Q

The "Panthers" stuffed the "Orangemen" 3-and-out and the first possession of the half and then went 76 yards in only four plays--all runs by the way, two by Damon Ferguson, Jr., one by La'Vell Wright, and the cap by Mason Heintschel. Angeli has thrown two picks in the 2H. 

Pitt 17-10 HT. They went to a different kicker and he got the FG.

Everything that could go badly for Syracuse in that half went so. They dominated the time of possession. They would have the lead but for their boneheaded penalties. They tried to establish the run game early and failed. They then did one smart thing and put the ball in the hands of their best player, QB Steve Angeli. Pitt, on the other hand, has to rely on its run game. It's been effective and it keeps the ball out of Angeli's hands.

So it's a one-score game and Syracuse has big Mo' and will get the ball to start 2H.

Angeli sacked for -8. :02 left

3rd and 5 Pitt 16, Syr FTO

Steve Angeli is 11/18, 155 yards. Syr. will ride him on this drive. They're not going to try another FG.

2nd 5 Pitt 16, :20

Angeli pass complete to Pitt 46...another pass complete down to Pitt 21! :25 left

HEINTSCHEL THROWS AN INT, SYRACUSE BALL OWN 41, :52 LEFT 1H

Can you fucking believe it? Pitt went for it. Pass interference on Syracuse, Pitt 1st down Syr. 42

Syracuse will get ball back. Pitt 4th and 5, "Orangemen" 46. I don't want Steve Angeli to have ball

1st down Pitt 49, 1:45 2Q

Got it. 3rd and 3 own 38, 1:53. Need ANOTHER first down.

3rd and 2 Pitt 28, 2:47. Need a first down.

Pitt 2nd and 10 own 20, 3:10 2Q

Pitt better be careful here. Syracuse moved the ball on that TD drive.

4th down penalty on Pitt gave "Orangemen" new life. They score. Pitt 17-7, 3:28 2Q

The T.o.P. must be LOPSIDED in Syracuse's favor...Almost 2-1! 17:13 to 9:19.

4TH AND GOAL FROM THE 4!!!!!!! SYRACUSE CALLS TO. Omg, Blushes for the "Orangemen"

3RD AND GOAL FROM THE 4! NOOO! THEY'RE GOING BACKWARDS! Pitt FTO 4:15 2nd

Syracuse 2nd and goal at Pitt 2

Syracuse 1st and goal at Pitt 1!

BIG plays this drive: 28-yard run, 7-yard run, 5-yard run, 24-yard pass. :o

"Orangemen" down to "Panthers" 25

 

"Syracuse Football Has an Execution Problem, and Fran Brown Must Fix It Now" si.com

Brown is in favor of Syracuse football's execution.

Pitt 17 Syracuse 0, 8:06 2Q. Syracuse 7 penalties for 80 yards, 77 yards passing

"Panthers" 4th and 12 "Orangemen" 24

Steve Helwagen
@SteveHelwagen

Syracuse kicker just missed a 29 yard field goal about 30 yards wide left

8:32 PM · Sep 17, 2026

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He missed.

Syracuse, you're bad at foorball.

Syracuse down to Pitt 10! 4th down.

Take the peep, Fran Brown.

Fran Brown got a penalty

There were two Syracuse penalties on Pitt's second TD drive. One was for pass interference. That's 15 yards. The second was unsportsmanlike conduct on Brown for yelling about the PI penalty.

32-yard run. "Panthers" 14 "Orangemen" zip, 12:38 2Q

touchdown

🥱

 

ANOTHER Syracuse penalty. Pitt 1st down own 49

Fran Brown must needs stop his warriors from doing loco.

Pitt 3rd and 10 own 36

Fran Brown, Syracuse's head coach, is a good coach and an exceptional person

4th and 18, "Orangemen" sad

3rd and 24 from the "Orangemen" ELEVEN

"Panthers" 7 "Orangemen" 0, End 1Q

Penalties have been like liquor to the "Orangemen" this season. Through only one quarter they have FIVE.

"Orangemen" penalized on kickoff🙄, start on own ONE

 

7-0 "Panthers", 3:16 1Q

touchdown🥱

 

23-yard run, Pitt down to "Orangemen" 33!

Historically, Pitt under Pat Narduzzi starts games slowly

On 4th and 7 from our 37 they went for it. Pitt ball. 6:42 1Q.

That is one of those positions on the field where you have no choice but to go for it, too long for a FG, too short for a punt.

"Orangemen" on War Path!

We committed an unsportsmanlike penalty when we had them reeling. They have since been moving the ball on us. At our 40 now.

Heintschel sacked. Pitt 4th and 16 "Orangemen" 43

 

Heisman Heintschel 38-yard pass first play of game to "Orangemen" 37. That's good.

Still 0-0, 14:49 1st. C'MON PITT!

Pitt 0 Syracuse 0, 15:00 1Q. Just started.

"BOMBER satin" fashion, Simone Rocha

 

Sick. Tone deaf, immoral, unethical. My God.

Pat Narduzzi

 

Tonight Pitt's Pat coaches in his 144th game for the "Panthers". That is the all-time Pitt record, topping the immortal Jock Sutherland by one game. Pat in the midst of his twelfth season at Pitt and has only been head coach at one school. Pat's Cats play the Syracuse "Orangemen" (they have got to change that nickname) at 7:30 pm in a Lonely Field Beyond Fort Pitt. The "Panthers" are 10.5 point favorites. Coach, for all you have done for this program, for this university, my alma mater, thank you.

 

Dickens would describe this perfectly. 

"The waters are out on Miami Beach. The trees groan under the weight of the liquid lead that they drip, drip, drip."

Trump on "hostile" acts

The European Union’s invitation to Canada on Wednesday to become an “associate member” of the bloc shows how intent traditional United States allies are on pursuing a more stable future by binding closer together, a move President Trump said could be perceived as “a hostile act.”

As if to confirm the deep concerns that pushed them closer, Mr. Trump threatened retribution.

"If Europe does that, with a bad intention — if it’s a good intention, that’s fine — if it’s bad intention we’ll put very heavy tariffs on Europe, which is a possibility."

[Pause. Is wanting to make Canada the 51st state "a hostile act"? Is it a "good intention" or a "bad intention" toward Canada? Is wanting to take Greenland "one way or the other" from NATO ally Denmark "a hostile act"? "Good intention" or "bad intention", your Greenland intent? Are tariffs hostile acts? Is an intent to avoid your tariffs a hostile act? Good intention? Bad intention? Unpause.]

nyt

Trump on EU-Canada

Trump says Canada becoming EU ‘associate member’ could be ‘hostile act’

The US president threatened heavy tariffs and said the US could cut some trade with Europe over the proposed status.

Speaking to reporters in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Wednesday, Trump said his response would depend on what European leaders were trying to achieve.

“If it’s a good intention, that’s fine. If it’s a bad intention, we’ll put very heavy tariffs,” Trump said. He also suggested the US could stop trading with Europe “on many things”.

[Pause. Why don't you just stop trading with the EU and Canada? That would make the U.S. billions of dollars, right? Unpause.]

Al Jazeera

Trump on Interest Rate Hike

"Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World — BY FAR. Our Country is BOOMING with new Investment!

“If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year.

Pause. Then why don't we stop trading with them? Unpause.

“LOWER THE INTEREST RATES FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND FAST!”

Anthropic Researcher: ">10% Chance AI Could "Kill All Humans’ Within Next 10 Years :o

Evan Hubinger [Alignment Science Lead at Anthropic]
@EvanHub

Jacob is correct here—we really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans! I personally think it is >10% within the next decade. I believe Anthropic is trying its best, but we do not yet have a plan to solve alignment for superintelligence and are not clearly on track to.

Jacob Coxon

@hilbertspaess

I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.

8:04 PM · Sep 8, 2026

·172.3M Views [Coxon's first-ever post. 172.3 MILLION views.]

@hilbertspaess

Jacob Coxon

@hilbertspaess

The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade. This is not a marketing stunt. If anything, many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing in the press to sound sensible - but I hear the same people express fear privately. No other human activity poses this level of danger.

8:04 PM · Sep 8, 2026

·26.6M Views

Trump, seven days later:

“The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades.” 

MY YOUNGEST BROTHER'S BRAIN SURGERY WAS AN UNQUALIFIED SUCCESS AND HE MAY GO HOME TOMORROW!!! MY OLDEST BROTHER SAW HIM AFTER SURGERY AND SAID HE WAS LUCID AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT PITT FOOTBALL! IT'S A MIRACLE! HAHAHAHA!!!

Public Occurrences September 16, 2026

           Put Trumpie in a straitjacket:

Federal Reserve Decision live: US central bank raises rates for first time since 2023

Financial Times

2:30 pm:

*Never mind.

EU blindsided by Von der Leyen’s Canada ‘associate member’ pitch

The Commission president unveiled the idea without consulting EU capitals — and Ottawa quickly tamped down expectations.

politico.eu

CARNEY!!! CANADA TO BECOME FIRST "ASSOCIATE MEMBER" OF EU!

“We share one ocean, one set of values, one way of seeing the world. And we will now build our shared future as well.”--Ursula von der Leyen, European Commission President

...the announcement Wednesday was met with a standing ovation from [European] lawmakers, and Mr. Carney and Ms. von der Leyen shook hands warmly as she made the announcement.

“China, Russia and the U.S. have turned their backs on international law. We need new allies.”--Barry Andrews, a member of the European Parliament from Ireland.

nytimes

This is a delicious forensic takedown of vice president J.D. Vance on the issue of anti-Israel sentiment among young people in America. It is no less delicious for being condescending ("naive"; Vance "is new to this [antisemitism]", "charming") by a late 20's-early 30's dude on the 42-year old veep.

Elliot Kaufman's substantive putdown is on Vance's argument that one has to appeal to young people on the American national interest in support of Israel. That's wrong, says the mature Mr. Kaufman. The appeal should be made on the moral basis of support for Israel. (?) I guess because young people like Elliot are considered to be activated more by morality in politics than by national interest. "The moral case for the Jewish state will need an update to connect", writes he. "If Mr. Vance would like to make the interest-based case for supporting Israel, that would still be welcome."

I am 71 years old. I have turned against Israel since Oct. 7 on moral and interest grounds. Much of the Democratic Party, of which I am also a member, a majority of Americans, and an overwhelming majority of nations are anti-This Israel, as I like to put it. Not incidentally, the Prime Minister, the current Defense Minister, and the prior Defense Minister are all under indictment in international criminal court. As Elliot welcomes Vance to make the interest-based case, I welcome Elliot to make the morality-based case. It cannot be done, not to me at least.

Vance: "...I think what we have to do is articulate why [the American-Israeli relationship] is in the best interest of the United States.”

“I think it’s very, very important,” Mr. Vance concluded...

...

The moral case for the Jewish state will need an update to connect.

...

...I can’t agree that support for Israel among young Americans will be repaired by appeals to the national interest...

...

[Vance] has stressed how U.S. and Israeli interests sometimes “diverge.” But that much is obvious; they are separate countries.

Elliot also will have a hard time convincing Millennials, Gen Z'ers and this Baby Boomer that that is a distinction with a difference.

...

Where is Mr. Vance’s emotion? His advice to drop the old arguments for Israel’s moral meaning, and instead advocate the alliance in the language of interest alone, is a poor fit for our times, when even the “realists” have never been more moralistic.

My mind, my heart and my soul are on one person at this time, my brother Tom, undergoing surgery for brain and lung cancer.

Public Occurrences September 15, 2026

                                       Israel Uber Alles

Trump administration plans to send powerful bombs to Israel in $2.8 billion weapons sale


Look at that! Isn't that great?!

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration is planning to deliver powerful 2,000-pound bombs to Israel as part of an upcoming arms deal, weapons that prompted such concerns about the possibility of mass casualties in Gaza that the Biden administration paused their delivery two years ago.

The $2.8 billion package includes 40,000 of the bombs, made up of 20,000 Mk84s and 20,000 BLU-117s, according to two U.S. officials and a person familiar with the plan who spoke Tuesday on condition of anonymity to discuss the package, which is not yet final.

Congress has been informally notified about the pending deal, most of which is to be paid for with foreign military financing — in which U.S. taxpayer dollars are given to Israel to turn around and buy the weapons from the United States.

AP

"Foreign military financing"! Wow. You mean a "shell game"? 

Trumpkowitz was right when he said "Israel wouldn't exist except for me."

American Jewry must be so proud to have Trump as president. And so proud of what Israel has accomplished all on its own! How many other countries have ticked all the boxes of genocide predicate acts--when you only need one! Which other people have elected repeatedly a man under indictment in his own country and internationally?! Only the Israeli Jewish people. They are the "chosen people", you know? Just ask them, they'll tell you.

6:49 pm:

In Trumpie's Toilet: A Quartet of Bad News on a Typical Day

Iran war has led to US munitions shortfalls, Pentagon inspector confirms

Pentagon Inspector General via BBC

Iran war driving up inflation for Americans, CBO report says

The Congressional Budget Office estimates that inflation will continue to rise in the first quarter of next year.

CBO via CBS

Trumpie's Excellent "Excursion" in Iran Cost to U.S. Taxpayers: $38B+ (and rising)

Congressional Budget Office

New photos show widespread damage at U.S. positions caused by Iranian missile, drone attacks

CBS

“We have the most precious commodity, which is trust.”--Mark Carney

“We’re a country that honours its commitments. We have the most precious commodity, which is trust."

 

"They’re still the same Browns we play every year. They’re nameless grey faces. The Browns is the Browns.”

Former Pittsburgh "Steeler" player JuJu Smith-Schuster, 2021.

Public Occurrences September 13, 2026

Trump: "Zelenskyy has to do one thing. He has to stop knocking out diesel fuel in Russia. ...There are plenty of other targets. Don’t hit diesel fuel, because that’s hurting, that’s hurting the world.” 

Trump was asked by a reporter if he had spoken with Zelenskyy following his recent conversation with Russia’s Vladimir Putin. He responded by calling on Zelenskyy to halt strikes against Russia.

AP

So Putin told Trump Ukraine was being so successful striking Rus diesel facilities that there are gas lines and shortages. Rather than tell Putin to STOP THE WAR he called Zelensky and told him to stop attacking the fuel that powers the Rus war machine. See?

Ohio is the State of Schadenfreude!

Just look at these delectable morsels:

Move the franchise.

Schadenfreude Sunday

Bless Cleveland's heart, you can always count on them. 34-10 the final in Jax, they looked "awful" in preseason camp, Deshaun Watson was "horrible" today per The Man from Pluto, it just doesn't get any better than this.

Cleveland should hire Greg Schiano

This is the first game of the new season, the first game for a new Cleveland head coach, and the Jacksonville Jagyouarrs are, I would say embarrassing, but come on, throttling yet another pestiferous edition of the 💩 34-3, and there's still one quarter left.

HAALAND SAVES THE DAY! FT Manchester Unitard 0 Manchester CITY 1

25m ago

12.01 EDT

28 min Here’s what happened with the Foden red card.

Fernandes shoved Foden over from behind near the touchline.

As Foden fell, Fernandes had a short kick at the loose ball but instead caught Foden. (The alternative interpretation is Fernandes knew full well he was going to catch Foden and used the location of the ball as an excuse.)

Foden rolled backwards and pushed his studs into Fernandes’s stomach. It wasn’t especially violent, but by the laws of the game it constitutes violent conduct.

Them's the rules Phil. You knew it. 

25 min Foden doesn’t want to leave the field and is eventually told to do one by a hard-faced Erling Haaland.

Fernandes definitely had a kick at Foden and it’s a surprise he wasn’t booked. Foden’s response was instinctive, unwise and a clear red card.

I agree with Guardian there. That was stupid, Phil. Jesus Christ.

29m ago

11.55 EDT

VAR are checking this. Fernandes had a little kick at Foden, though in theory he was going for the ball. Foden rolled over and then shoved his studs into Fernandes’s stomach. Good luck getting away with that.

30m ago

11.54 EDT

23 min: Phil Foden sent off!

Crikey, what’s happened here. Phil Foden has been given a straight red for lashing out at Bruno Fernandes.

HT at Old Hosiery, Manchester Unitard 0 Manchester CITY 0

Oh GOD! City have played short a man since the 23' when Phil Foden was shown a red card. We'll be short the entire second half! I don't know what Phil did, but it better have been good. He likely cost us 2 or 3 points.

Manchester Unitard (1-1-1) vs MANCHESTER CITY (3-0) at Old Hosiery

 

The undersigned is feeling pretty good about the 🔥Team

 

🔥Team. ☄️Team. 45, you are my favorite "Heat" player

Heat Central

@TheHeatCentral

Davion Mitchell on the new look Miami Heat: “Fire team. Fire personalities, talent, hard workers. They did a really good job putting this team together for sure. All defensive 1st team. Already made that, for sure.”

12:04 PM · Sep 12, 202634.4KViews

OH MY GOD! TALARICO STATE (4) COMES BACK TO BEAT OHIO (1) 24-23

TWENTY-ONE POINTS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER ERASED A 20-POINT OHIO LEAD AND TALARICO (!) "SHOCKS" (see your headlines) "STUNS" NO. 1!

The State of the Senate

 Talarico leads Paxton in Texas by 4 points: Poll

Hill

nyt

Michigan

Maine

Georgia

North Carolina

Ohio

Democrats have the advantage across the most-watched races. For what it's worth, I consider Georgia and North Carolina as prohibitively Democratic. Texas, Michigan and Maine are toss-ups to my thinking, and Ohio is a lean Dem.

Talarico State (4) getting routed 20-3, 11:55 3Q

Talarico State (4) 0 Ohio (1) 3, 12:04 1Q

FT Pitt (2-0) 12 UCF 7

"Panthers" D Sacks QB, take over on downs, 1:23 left

UCF 4th 4, own 28, 1:29 4Q, UCF FTO

UCF 2nd 13 own 19, 2' left. ONE fucking mistake in the secondary and UCF wins

Pitt 3-and-out. UCF ball own 22, 2:19 left. God DAMN, "Panthers"!

Pitt 12 UCF 7, 2:51 4Q😬

 

HT In a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt, "Panthers" 12 UCF 0

Mason Heintschel had his most ineffective half as a "Panther": 13/22, 160 yards, 0 TDs. Pitt DOMINATED the 1H statistically: 12 1st downs to 2, 246-74 total yards, 20:24-9:36 T.o.P. But a close game on the scoreboard. "Panthers" were -7.

Pitt FIVE Central Flarida 0, :52 2Q

"Why does Rice play...

Notre Dame 42-0 HT.

Pubic Occurrences Trump Uber Alles

 

Yeah to both:

Steve Politi

@StevePoliti

Greg Schiano goes for it on 4th and a foot at his own 34, and his offense gets stuffed on the tush push. BC converts a 4th and 3 on the next drive en route to a touchdown and a 7-0 lead.

Steve Politi

@StevePoliti

FGs still worth three points or no?

10:37 PM · Sep 11, 20265.8KViews