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Saturday, April 27, 2024
Which corporate team is more humiliated, 🚀Mortgage or 🎡?
We ask the deep ontological questions here. Let's proceed.
Both teams reinforced reputations: 🚀Mortgage for their headquarter city's culture of failure and the fetish for masochism (humiliation type).
🎡for their reputation as a work force of high school dropouts (in basketball) awarded PhD's (in basketball) and paid according to their fraudulent sheepskins.
🚀Mortgage lost by 23 to an extremely similarly dull group of Amway employees in a seminar taught in an Amway classroom with Amway professors who spoke a language that might as well have been Chinese to the Ohio rubes.
🎡lost in their own headquarters by the extremely similar margin of 20 IQ points to however, certified basketball brainiacs.
🚀Mortgage was expected to win their test against Amway's scholars and expected to win themselves! So much so that they deliberately got the answers wrong in their last pre-Big Test practice so that they could get matched against Amway. Now they are tied at two tests (out of a possible seven, first to four) won apiece.
🎡was expected to lose their test series with alacrity. They may yet but they have already won one test.
To this one oncologist it comes down to the fetish. 🚀Mortgage employees like humiliation; 🎡employees really don't.
Ergo, the most humiliated (unwanted) corporation tonight is 🎡.
Thank you for reading. Enjoy the rest of your fucking weekend.
Mimi outscored them by 6 in the 4Q but the comeback was -20 short
You know what the score is with 1’ left 1Q? 12-19
It’s like following a “Steelers” or Iowa tackle football game B-O-R-I-N-G.
Pro-Israel Counter-Protester Shouts “KILL THE JEWS”, Gets 100 Pro-Palestine Protesters Arrested
Happened at Northeastern U in Beans. There’s video and everything. “KILL THE JEWS” was reported to the NE administration and they naturally assumed it came from the peaceful pro-Palestine students and called in the law.
Cavs didn’t just lose, they were an
embarrassment. Where was their
toughness? – Terry Pluto
CLEVELAND, Ohio – For the Cavs, this wasn’t simply a playoff loss in Orlando. It was a debacle, an embarrassment and a game that brought up the question of their toughness.
…the Cavs seemed overwhelmed by the Magic’s energy and intensity.
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How intelligent are NBA coaches? I don’t know the answer. On one extreme you have Erik Spoelstra? On the other Joe Mazzulla. And J.B. Bickerstaff?:
“They set the tone,” said Cavs coach J.B. Bickerstaff. “They played with a sense of urgency. This game is about the need to set the tone early.”
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The 🚀 DID set the tone early, 6-0, 10-3. They led by 1 after 1, by NINE at HT. So what is Bickerstaff talking about?
And what of sports pencils IQ? These excerpts are all by one man, the Man from Pluto. He quoted Bickerstaff incomprehensible comment, and then follows it with,
Perhaps the worst thing that happened Thursday was Orlando missing its first nine shots. By the middle of the first quarter, the Cavs had a 10-3 lead.
Ballgame, the Cavs seemed to think.
They thought wrong.
Which is directly contrary to the point he vouched for from Bickerstaff. (?)
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They thought like a team with no interest in defense, no inner grit to bounce back once Orlando found its confidence.
HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS?
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Donovan Mitchell…seemed distracted, not driving to the rim or pushing the pace. He seemed to have his leg or something bothering him near the end of the second quarter of Game 2.
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…the Cavs...seemed frozen, unable to react to the first time they were challenged in this series.
? They lost by THIRTY-EIGHT in G3. What do you mean today was "the first time they were challenged?" This article made me question the intelligence quotient of Cleveland's coach, Cleveland's lead sportswriter. This article didn't make me question the intelligence of Cleveland people.
Look at the time I screenshotted and pub. time.
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It was a one-point Magic edge with 7:08 remaining in the third quarter. Cavs coach J.B. Bickerstaff called timeout, hoping to give his team a chance to regroup. But before both sides walked to their respective benches, Darius Garland and Jalen Suggs had to be separated after going face to face, chest to chest and nose to nose — a brief on-court altercation that sent a jolt through the arena and fueled the home team.
The Magic outscored Cleveland 20-3 over the next seven minutes…
[I read the double-T’s in the play-by-play and thought it was odd timing, but had no idea it was a turning point.]
At the 5:34 mark of the fourth, with the Magic headed for a second straight victory, the in-arena music started to blare.
We will, we will rock you. We will, we will rock you.
Magic players started singing and dancing along (!) to the beat. The afternoon party was on. Orlando has its swag back…
FT 112-89
You remember 🚀deliberately lost--in game!--their last game to get this matchup with Amway. Now, they're going that-a-way.
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Jonathan Danilich
@jdanilich
I don’t have faith in the Cavs to win another game.
3:11 PM · Apr 27, 2024
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