Seeking the Soul of America: The Pursuit of Happiness.

“What? What did you say, Fuli?  Americans are not happy?"
"Oh, an American profess-seur says zey are not happy, eh Fuli?  Zat what you read, Fuli?  Zis another of your trans-lah-zee-ohns?  You better at translating ze English zan ze Chinese, Fuli?"

                                                                          

                       “YOU EE-DEE-IT!  OF COURSE ZEE AMERICANS ARE HAPPY!"

                                 "AMERICANS-ARE-ZEE-HAP-PI-EST-PEO-PLE-IN-ZE-WORLD!”

                                                                                

"TOCQUEVILLE?!  Tocqueville, Fuli?  Alexis DE Tocqueville? DAT Tocqueville, ze girreat Frenchman? Fuli, play some of La Marseillaise."

"Tocqueville said ze Americans not happy, Fuli?  Let me examine zis document more closely."

http://www.city-journal.org/2010/eon0921jw.html