Baghdad
January 13, 2004.
Dear Daddykins,
Any word on that assignment to Delta Force? Please call Rummy. Ollie got his but then his family winters with Rummy's in Palm Beach. I don't mean to be a lot of trouble.
Please send the Jaquar XK-E via air freight. Would you please let mumsy include a bottle of Lafite, 1982, Pauillac, owc. Imperial?
Does Farnsworth really need his AK47? If not could you ask him if I could borrow it?
I am afraid I find myself a little short upon arrival and must ask you for some money for military necessities. I think I can get through the month with $47,000. Also, could you ask Dr. Biddle "on the sly" to sneak me some rohypnol, ketamine and GHB. Lot of black-eyed houris hear abouts. Psst Don't tell mumsy.
Your devoted son,
Benjamin Franklin Harris VII
January 13, 2004.
Dear Daddykins,
Any word on that assignment to Delta Force? Please call Rummy. Ollie got his but then his family winters with Rummy's in Palm Beach. I don't mean to be a lot of trouble.
Please send the Jaquar XK-E via air freight. Would you please let mumsy include a bottle of Lafite, 1982, Pauillac, owc. Imperial?
Does Farnsworth really need his AK47? If not could you ask him if I could borrow it?
I am afraid I find myself a little short upon arrival and must ask you for some money for military necessities. I think I can get through the month with $47,000. Also, could you ask Dr. Biddle "on the sly" to sneak me some rohypnol, ketamine and GHB. Lot of black-eyed houris hear abouts. Psst Don't tell mumsy.
Your devoted son,
Benjamin Franklin Harris VII
