Sunday, May 22, 2016

Foldin' State

All the doubts. "Should put an asterisk by that title, they should." "Mistakers didn't have Love and Irving, they didn't." Drove the "Warriors"
                                            NUTS.
Was the reason they went 73-9; reason they blew Cleveland out at the Pawn Shop in the regular season. Had a chip on their shoulder the size of my DICK. Two MVP's, ONE UNANIMOUS, a COTY, for a part-timer, all the talk of "revolutionizing" the NBA.


That's right, POOF!

Gone! Up in smoke. POOOOOOF.

Dubya, you don't win this series...AND don't beat a healthy Cleveland, but especially if you don't win this series, you won't be able to show your faces. Might as well go to Europe. Israel. Go join David Blatt. Pivot to Asia. Petition the China League. Join them. Play the Chongqing "Snap Dragons" or whatever. You will be a LAUGHING STOCK. "Haha remember when those bite POOFS won the championship. Next year they were in the lottery Haha." You'll be Leicester, that's who you'll be, Leicester. You'll be Katrina and the Waves, a one-hit wonder, the answer to a trivia question. You'll have to change your name to the Golden State "Asterisks."
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