Swine Chelsea's Cesc Fabregas apparently did not get grabbed by the neck by Fernandino for nothin' on Saturday.

"...TV replays appeared to show the Chelsea midfielder provoking the Brazilian's angry reaction with a slap to the face." 

That'll do it! 

Still, Fernandino is gone for three matches, Aguero for four and Fabregas may get his own three-match ban. So we lose two of our best players for three and four matches. Nice. What a disaster.