Fad word, "closure," right? We all need "closure". Failing relationships need "closure." Work problems need "closure".
I need closure. I want closure tonight in the Beans at Rust and Tonto at Philly series. I need closure tomorrow night in Bang Bus Arena. I will puke if the "Heat" have to play another game against Atlanta. I am sick of Atlanta. I need Beer to close out Fire and the "Warriors" to dunk Denver in Golden Pond Wednesday night. All five Big Boys lead their Littles three games to one or three-zip. Spare us Chinese water torture or death by a thousand cuts. I need, in Susan Sontag's catch-all, to "move on." Move on to Philly-Miami, the Battle of the Mean Green, GS vs Don't Know, MEM or MN. Those series will tell all: Is this "Heat" team really making a run? Is Boston for real? Is GS all the way back? Let's move on to these main events.