Monday, September 25, 2023

What's My Line?

Oregon State-Utah. The game is in Corvallis, the Beavs lost a tight one at Wazoo. I will guess Utah -3.

Colorado-USC. Ooh boy. Nike was -21 against CU when they were 19th and covered with extreme unction. The CW is settling that Colorado is a team with Div IAA talent albeit one that is extremely well-coached. USC is ranked eighth. I'll guess "Trojans" -25.
 

Kentucky-Florida. Kentucky is just outside the T.T., Billy Nap's Army is 22nd. Game is in Deliverance. "Gators" -3.
 

Auburn-Georgia. War Eagle Plainsmen are 3-1 but haven't played anyone. Jawja is numero uno. Game in Albern. Dawgs -17.
 

Nebraska-Michigan. Oh God, poor "Huskers". Harbaugh is back, Wolves are no. tyoo; "Huskers" still struggling to get offensive mojo even with new QB. 2-2, losing to the only legit teams they've played. Nebraska D the real deal. But against J.J. McCarthy. Mich. -20.
 

Texas-Kansas. "Jayhawks" are 24th! 4-0! Sarkisian stumbles! "Longhorns" -14.
 

Old Mississippi-LSU. Sesesh 20th, down five off an unimpressive loss at Bama. Chinese Bengal Bandit Tigers 13th, down one following an unimpressive win at home over Sooie Pig Sooie. LSU -7.
 

Duke-Notre Dame. Oh boy. Blue Demons 17th, 4-0, look the real deal. Irishmen are hung over, 11th. Biggest game at Duke in years. I think the House will make ND -7.