My guesses vs House line bold brackets, my self-grade bold.
Pitt (19)-Syracuse, Thursday. "Panthers" -5 [-6] A
UNLV-Boise State (17). Vegas' QB left in a dispute over NIL, Friday. This is little more than a blind man's throw of the dart at the board: "Broncos" -7 [-3.5] C
No.1 Oregon-No. 20 Illinoise! Very interested to see if the Illinis can stay with the Quacks. Oregon -6 [-20.5] F
Wisconsin-Paterno-Sandusky (3). Don't sleep on the Boogers! Snits -7 [-6.5] A
Ohio (4)-Nebraska. You can sleep on Nebraska. Bucks -20 [-25.5] B
Vanderbilt (25)-Texas (5). Longs -9 [-18.5] D
Miami Gardens (6)-Half Ass Ew-. I used to be a big "Seminoles" fan and I've never liked the "Gardeners". This season I detest Half Ass Ew and hope the Gardeners spay them. UMG -20 [-21] A
Texas DEI (14)-Elle Esse Ew (8) Chinese Tigers -2 [DEI -2.5] D
EwCeeEff-BeeYEw (11) Mormon Mountain Cats -10 [EwCeeEff-1.5!] F
The University of Our Lady of the Lake (12)-N*avy (24)--neutral field, Meadowlands. Lakers -15 [-12 B]
Indiana (13)-W. Hewzeers -10 [-6.5] C
Bama (15)-Mizzou (21) Pink Mist -11 [-14] B
K-State (16)-KU. "Wildcats" -14 [-10] B
Olé Miss (18)-Oklahoma. Olé -9 [-20.5] F
Dook-SMEW (22). Ponies -3 [-11.5] D
That was a weird performance by me, an upside down bell curve, 3 A's, 3 F's, 4 B's, 3 D's, 2 C's.
