Background: I love kids, always have. I goof on them, give them nicknames. When my girl child was young, I infrequently took the similar-age daughter of one of my (second) ex-wife's friends into the school the kids went to. Emma Acker. I nicknamed her "Your Eminence."

Me to (second) ex-Mrs. Harris, 7:39 am today:

you don't have emma acker's email do you? i want to hit her with a "Hello Your Eminence" out of the blue after 25 yrs. you must have sarah's, could you text me that?

The Second Unfortunate did and I thanked her.

👏 i can't wait. i can picture the look of confusion, shock, and then delight on emma's face😂

I then texted Emma at 9:09,

Hello Your Eminence.

-Benjamin Harris

Called it!

Holy SHIT

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

!!!!!!!

Me:

🤣

That was everything that I expected:

Emma:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂