Friday, January 23, 2026

Last Call. State of the Least

I haven't updated what was a regular feature here because things are quickly coalescing and the Miami "Heat" are being coalesced out. Miami, 4-6 in their last 10, has lost ground on every team in the top ten except Mamdani City:


We are in eighth place and by my rules are only "hopefuls" for a playoff spot. Before these 10 games we were within two games of the top four and home court.

The Least title is Zollner's to lose. The Mamdanis have fallen out of championship hopefuls to third and Beans is more than double the two-game cutoff. Cleveland, Philly, and Disney are home hopefuls, while Wind and Hotlanta are firmly in the play-in with only Beer a play-in hopeful.

The "Heat" are winning at a barely .500 rate, .511, which times 82 = a final 42-38 record.

Bleak.