2002: "Who am I going to root for now (that the Miami "Fusion" folded)? I sorta liked that sport. Eenie meenie...Nah. My buddy from the "Fusion" message board, MANCITY FAN! I'll adopt his team like he adopted my team!"
That's how I became a City fan.2023: "Dad, you want a cat?"
"Well, I, uh, er..."
"You see that stray there?"
"Yes"
"That's your cat. Ana, don't play with him, that's my dad's cat. I'll bring him by tomorrow, dad."
"Well, I, uh, er..."
That's how I got Eleven.
