Schadenfreude Saturday

For 95% of America today it's Schadenfreude Saturday Down South. At 7:30 pm Normal Slave States Time it's Elle Esse Ew at Olé Miss. But I'm a Yankee. At 7:30 it's also Schianofreude,Ew Esse Cee (12) at Ruptures. The "Trojans" are -21.5 at SHIA Stadium. Greg Schiano's last chance?