Airplane door found on Reunion.* Part of a wing, a door, a suitcase, a water bottle...Did the fucking thing land on Reunion? Maybe there was an unscheduled reunion on Reunion? Somebody tell Tony Abbott, maybe he can go find the tail or some seats# or something.
* "An object found on an Indian Ocean island is not part of a plane door but a generic ladder..."-USA Today. Easily confused. Swine Wall Street Journal.
# "MH370: 'Plane seat' found washed up on Reunion Island three months ago." The Telegraph, UK. Somebody call off Tony please.
Limits. "Everything humanly possible." Big time limit, "humanly." BIG time.
* "An object found on an Indian Ocean island is not part of a plane door but a generic ladder..."-USA Today. Easily confused. Swine Wall Street Journal.
# "MH370: 'Plane seat' found washed up on Reunion Island three months ago." The Telegraph, UK. Somebody call off Tony please.
Limits. "Everything humanly possible." Big time limit, "humanly." BIG time.
