Pitt beat Cal-Santa Barbara so that's good. First win of the season. They previously lost to height-challenged Navy and that game was played on land...Then they lost to "Montana." Which there are more bears in Montana than peoplez.  Now they beat a team named after a girl-saint...I don't know maybe she's from Mexico too. Girls can play basketball!...I don't know about Mexican girls. Probably. Pitt is playing the "differently-abled." Maybe they have Gallaudet coming up...Some college for the blind...Wheelchair U, maybe they've got a game scheduled against paraplegics...Probably not...How about playing Saint Peter's, a boy-saint? Saint Louis. Saint LeBron that would be a good one.